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cheek rape edition

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I could never rape someone because I can't get into a girl unless she's into me

I think OP's pic is "reverse" rape.

no, its cheek rape
(warning: EXTEMELY graphic)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbFjAKvIKS0

i am the first mammal to wear pants

OOOOOH THE YEAR WAS SEVENTEEN SEVENTY EIGHT

Ben Shapiro is elite desu

get a job you shmuck, even I can get a min-wage job with ease

Some of you guys are alright
Don't show up to the GOP convention tomorrow

Good for you

I can't

god what a faggot face

YE OKAY

Who up

my nigga pulls likes its nothing he only has a job and lives with his mom and no whip

no but seriously is she

nice trips benji, but your nose has been exposed

Reading ben-kun's absolutely rectal ravaged tweets about Trump cheer me up every day.

*how I wish I was in sherbrooke now*

me

AIGHT I FEEL YOU

>it took a video posted in a thread named /cum/ for me to gain hope in finding a woman I could stand being with

what a world

Why? Have you been fired from multiple jobs or do you have a felony under your belt?

a job is literally all you need

Panda

AAAH LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'VE EVER SEEN

i don't think so, but she does play an autist on television

cus you need money to go places

I quit 2 jobs and I was fired from one

so its not too good for me on the resume side

How do I woo a qt mexican girl?

walk to jobs
apply online
use a bus
shit nigga, do you live in appalachia or something

what about our girlposter

with your penis

mexican girls are the horniest girls on north america

OKAY FOSHO

they really love it when you know how to dance

She's a cunt

Did you give 2 weeks notice?

real weeb hours

delete this

Indianapolis. What about you, Texasanon?

das what im saying cuh niggas dont know

when she replies to me I get nervous

pls dont tell her that though I want her to think I'm cool

she's a fucking cunt

i'm gonna ask again
Girl poster! What kind of memes do you like?

Cuck posting, bane posting? cute posting?

How to get qt Canadian gf?

Of course not, or else I wouldn't have mentioned its a problem

...

wouldn't mind having a go at her with the boys

why the fuck was this even deleted?
Don't tell me it was because of the fucking thong

>They do it for free AND they are puritan prudes

DRINK A LOT OF MAPLE SYRUP

you dont

GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD
WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD

WE'D FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEARS

I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER
THE LAST OF BARRET'S PRIVATEERS

Because it's annie-may

Well son, you fucked up, best get a degree my man or you're literally worse less for a job than an average Tyrone off the street.

Belleville texas, probably going to room with my gf and her best friend from back home.

niggas be crazy, getting a job is easy as fuck, especially if you live in any sort of city.

>qt
>canadian
pfft

cute post but also be manly, canadians love that

PREACH NIGGA

>qts
>not canadian
hello Juarez bin New Yorki Goldstein

Yeah im just in desperate need of something to make money while I'm getting a degree, or else I won't get a gf until 6 years down the line once I graduate and get an internship and a job

so you see my problem, "my man"

Belleville michigan, I should say.
Eventually going to be heading to Traverse City MI, as it's a city with low cost of living, a good economy, and most importantly, it's 95% white.

OH ELCID BARRET CRIED THE TOWN
*how I wish I was in Shrebrooke now*

>unironically living in texass

Start mowing lawns or anything that won't have people doing a background check on you. You're unhireable for anything that doesn't require a degree

I'm not that jew yorker that posts here ahmed.

Like hahah can't you believe it?
a ball? hahah what the fuck mefu?! hahah the absolute.... hahahahaha

AY YO TELL EM HOW IT IS

>tfw you realize you have legitimate assburgers and it's not just a meme

well then, should I go get diagnosed? Will that accomplish anything?

is shimakaze the sluttiest ship??

I also live in Texas so I guess I'm gonna be working for $5 for Paco and Abel?

gee thanks for the advice "cuh"

>unironically annexing texBUTT

I aint her
just borrowed some pics she posted here

who wouldn't

why is /cum/ so active tonight?

Anzu is autistic

because fuck you I'm unhireable that's why

because i arrived

girl poster is a supreme qt I don't know what you guys are seeing

I have a good feeling that she's fat

she has a fat face

i'm procrastinating
i should be studying right now

I live in Vancouver I'm a chink you fucking dip

get your memes right

Yes actually, you could consider working for a taco truck. Illegals dont' do background checks.

5 dollars an hour is better than nothing.

It has low cost of living, and I imagine the small towns are nice. Houston is fucking garbage though.

truly obese
amen nigger


I'm tired t.bh

Not memeing here
Girl poster really looks cute tbqh

*takes a deep breath of the crisp morning air*
ahh, night time already
good night /cum/buds

that's an irish face

FOR TWENTY BRAVE MEN ALL FISHERMAN WHO
WOULD MAKE FOR HIM, THE ANTELOPE'S CREW

I don't understand this anzu meme

is this a guy or a girl?

>inb4 that's a man baby

lmao I'd rather take my chances working at another call center

Could you please stop singing?

how much longer till she shows us her tits

Girl

youtu.be/yz1Pd43qvUs

Yeah the thing is she's got the most acerbic and god-awful """"personality"""" you could find in a """"woman""""

That would be nice to be somewhere so safe, but Indy is where the work is. My fiancee got a pretty good promotion plus pay raise, so we might end up settling down there.
>tfw we're lit majors, and we'll be pulling six figures in about 5 years

this

what'd she post?

Wouldn't mind resting my head on her butt, buds.

she's a girl, she cosplays, the only reason she's popular here is becuse she uses memes from here and probably/used to post here in Sup Forums.

She lives in japan for some reason

THICC

;looks like she has a phat ass too

Go for it then mate, I hear those pay well.
Shit man I'm working at a Kroger meat department, you can do it.

that's a dude

I'm paraphrasing but either "shes" a trole, or a cunt

because most of it consisted of "i'm gonna slut around until I get married" and "my mom taught me that I just have to get married to a rich guy to succeed in live but its tru lol" and such

With a lit major? How?
I'm going to be heading back to college when I get there, desu I just want to get an associates degree.

that's quite clearly a dude or transexual
I bet it's fucking Hips again

you don't know anything about women if you think that looks like a dude

Having a mad wank lads

>because most of it consisted of "i'm gonna slut around until I get married" and "my mom taught me that I just have to get married to a rich guy to succeed in live but its tru lol" and such
sounds like a typical girl

fuck off

Wash cars for a dealership. I did that when I was in school, and it was a pretty neat job. They have a hard enough time finding people with a clean driving record and no criminal record to work those jobs that you may have a shot.
I worked somewhere fairly high end, but I doubt you could pull it with your past job shit. So maybe try the American brands.