cheek rape edition
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I could never rape someone because I can't get into a girl unless she's into me
I think OP's pic is "reverse" rape.
no, its cheek rape
(warning: EXTEMELY graphic)
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i am the first mammal to wear pants
OOOOOH THE YEAR WAS SEVENTEEN SEVENTY EIGHT
Ben Shapiro is elite desu
get a job you shmuck, even I can get a min-wage job with ease
Some of you guys are alright
Don't show up to the GOP convention tomorrow
Good for you
I can't
god what a faggot face
YE OKAY
Who up
my nigga pulls likes its nothing he only has a job and lives with his mom and no whip
no but seriously is she
nice trips benji, but your nose has been exposed
Reading ben-kun's absolutely rectal ravaged tweets about Trump cheer me up every day.
*how I wish I was in sherbrooke now*
me
AIGHT I FEEL YOU
>it took a video posted in a thread named /cum/ for me to gain hope in finding a woman I could stand being with
what a world
Why? Have you been fired from multiple jobs or do you have a felony under your belt?
a job is literally all you need
Panda
AAAH LETTER OF MARQUE CAME FROM THE KING TO THE SCUMMIEST VESSEL I'VE EVER SEEN
i don't think so, but she does play an autist on television
cus you need money to go places
I quit 2 jobs and I was fired from one
so its not too good for me on the resume side
How do I woo a qt mexican girl?
walk to jobs
apply online
use a bus
shit nigga, do you live in appalachia or something
what about our girlposter
with your penis
mexican girls are the horniest girls on north america
OKAY FOSHO
they really love it when you know how to dance
She's a cunt
Did you give 2 weeks notice?
real weeb hours
delete this
Indianapolis. What about you, Texasanon?
das what im saying cuh niggas dont know
when she replies to me I get nervous
pls dont tell her that though I want her to think I'm cool
she's a fucking cunt
i'm gonna ask again
Girl poster! What kind of memes do you like?
Cuck posting, bane posting? cute posting?
How to get qt Canadian gf?
Of course not, or else I wouldn't have mentioned its a problem
...
wouldn't mind having a go at her with the boys
why the fuck was this even deleted?
Don't tell me it was because of the fucking thong
>They do it for free AND they are puritan prudes
DRINK A LOT OF MAPLE SYRUP
you dont
GOD DAMN THEM ALL
I WAS TOLD
WE'D CRUISE THE SEAS FOR AMERICAN GOLD
WE'D FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEARS
I'M A BROKEN MAN ON A HALIFAX PIER
THE LAST OF BARRET'S PRIVATEERS
Because it's annie-may
Well son, you fucked up, best get a degree my man or you're literally worse less for a job than an average Tyrone off the street.
Belleville texas, probably going to room with my gf and her best friend from back home.
niggas be crazy, getting a job is easy as fuck, especially if you live in any sort of city.
>qt
>canadian
pfft
cute post but also be manly, canadians love that
PREACH NIGGA
>qts
>not canadian
hello Juarez bin New Yorki Goldstein
Yeah im just in desperate need of something to make money while I'm getting a degree, or else I won't get a gf until 6 years down the line once I graduate and get an internship and a job
so you see my problem, "my man"
Belleville michigan, I should say.
Eventually going to be heading to Traverse City MI, as it's a city with low cost of living, a good economy, and most importantly, it's 95% white.
OH ELCID BARRET CRIED THE TOWN
*how I wish I was in Shrebrooke now*
>unironically living in texass
Start mowing lawns or anything that won't have people doing a background check on you. You're unhireable for anything that doesn't require a degree
I'm not that jew yorker that posts here ahmed.
Like hahah can't you believe it?
a ball? hahah what the fuck mefu?! hahah the absolute.... hahahahaha
AY YO TELL EM HOW IT IS
>tfw you realize you have legitimate assburgers and it's not just a meme
well then, should I go get diagnosed? Will that accomplish anything?
is shimakaze the sluttiest ship??
I also live in Texas so I guess I'm gonna be working for $5 for Paco and Abel?
gee thanks for the advice "cuh"
>unironically annexing texBUTT
I aint her
just borrowed some pics she posted here
who wouldn't
why is /cum/ so active tonight?
Anzu is autistic
because fuck you I'm unhireable that's why
because i arrived
girl poster is a supreme qt I don't know what you guys are seeing
I have a good feeling that she's fat
she has a fat face
i'm procrastinating
i should be studying right now
I live in Vancouver I'm a chink you fucking dip
get your memes right
Yes actually, you could consider working for a taco truck. Illegals dont' do background checks.
5 dollars an hour is better than nothing.
It has low cost of living, and I imagine the small towns are nice. Houston is fucking garbage though.
truly obese
amen nigger
I'm tired t.bh
Not memeing here
Girl poster really looks cute tbqh
*takes a deep breath of the crisp morning air*
ahh, night time already
good night /cum/buds
that's an irish face
FOR TWENTY BRAVE MEN ALL FISHERMAN WHO
WOULD MAKE FOR HIM, THE ANTELOPE'S CREW
I don't understand this anzu meme
is this a guy or a girl?
>inb4 that's a man baby
lmao I'd rather take my chances working at another call center
Could you please stop singing?
how much longer till she shows us her tits
Girl
Yeah the thing is she's got the most acerbic and god-awful """"personality"""" you could find in a """"woman""""
That would be nice to be somewhere so safe, but Indy is where the work is. My fiancee got a pretty good promotion plus pay raise, so we might end up settling down there.
>tfw we're lit majors, and we'll be pulling six figures in about 5 years
this
what'd she post?
Wouldn't mind resting my head on her butt, buds.
she's a girl, she cosplays, the only reason she's popular here is becuse she uses memes from here and probably/used to post here in Sup Forums.
She lives in japan for some reason
THICC
;looks like she has a phat ass too
Go for it then mate, I hear those pay well.
Shit man I'm working at a Kroger meat department, you can do it.
that's a dude
I'm paraphrasing but either "shes" a trole, or a cunt
because most of it consisted of "i'm gonna slut around until I get married" and "my mom taught me that I just have to get married to a rich guy to succeed in live but its tru lol" and such
With a lit major? How?
I'm going to be heading back to college when I get there, desu I just want to get an associates degree.
that's quite clearly a dude or transexual
I bet it's fucking Hips again
you don't know anything about women if you think that looks like a dude
Having a mad wank lads
>because most of it consisted of "i'm gonna slut around until I get married" and "my mom taught me that I just have to get married to a rich guy to succeed in live but its tru lol" and such
sounds like a typical girl
fuck off
Wash cars for a dealership. I did that when I was in school, and it was a pretty neat job. They have a hard enough time finding people with a clean driving record and no criminal record to work those jobs that you may have a shot.
I worked somewhere fairly high end, but I doubt you could pull it with your past job shit. So maybe try the American brands.