Warm out. Northern Irish (British) weather edition
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Alri laderinos
reminder Janny this poster is ban evading
just depends on who you know here. getting hired is tough because no one wants to hire someone who is probably going to be in a different state in 3 or 4 months, and possibly out of the country in 2 years.
from what i understand, a lot of people who come here just go up to north qld and do their stint picking fruit and shit, get the work over with and party the rest of the time.
korean pop
who wouldn't want to be nibbled on by a snek
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haha wow look at this lads
looks like they're from the same picture almost! hahaha
Poleaboo is glad to have the support!
I want and need a wife.
Where in the UK should I travel to find myself a young nubile virgin? She needs to be pure and untouched. The only penis she will ever have is my yellow one. City or country girl, it matters not to me.
Beginning to accept poleaboo isn't just a fanciful tale lads, not sure how to feel, currently I'm feeling a bit sick.
Gerry loves an ice cream
That agency twat who turned out to be a criminal and was working at my work got fired for being a complete bellend to everyone and not knowing how to work a computer haha
Just glad not to be working with someone who's been imprisoned any more
uachtar reoite yum yum yum zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Poleaboo has managed to find her mum's Debenhams card
Going to go and find a nice dress to wear for the court date
Will post some pictures here, anybody got a recommendation?
Poleaboos dad has a paki around making drawing for another house extension
Stupid paki, should just buy another building instead of bastardising this one further
hung over as fuck lads. and sunburnt. and somehow managed to have a fight with the gf that i don't even remember, all i know is she's fucked off with me. not a good feel.
You cunts replied to it too much and now it's gotten cocky
Bunch of cunts
Finally unblocked that slag because her friends begged me to.
Now we start a new saga.
>Can you message her?
Nah, don't feel like it. She can message me if she wants to talk.
>She doesn't want to message you because she thinks you hate her.
I don't.
>She thinks you do
Not my problem.
about 500 quid for 10 sessions of laser, not bad, eh?
Poleaboo doesn't appreciate imposters
subscribed
Marvelous
Poleaboo successfully stuck to his diet yesterday
>1 cucumber
>2 applies
>1 banana
>1 small portion of chocolate cereal
I feel like it will be easy to do so again today
Anyone know why I get these on my fingertips?
It's usually on my index fingers and they just appear out of nowhere.
Done a cold shower.
Feel very good.
taking all those fanny hormones will weaken your bones coupled with that awful diet
in my next exciting installment i'm going to make a bacon sandwich. only got brown bread though so it won't be my best work desu
You're spider man
phew, those salt and vinegar hula hoops were a bit, y'know
bit tart
*smacks lips*
hmm
It's fruit and veg
besides I'll do anything to lose weight
I will keep you updated as events occur.
moi naym is NOT moy-kul kai-nuh
Constantly use hand sanitiser and it's gave me this weird bumpy shit on parts of my fingers aha ffs lads
I do often notice a tingling sensation
in your willy? i get that too. i'm not spiderman though
Spent money on downloadable content for a video game haha what am I like
No, in my fingers, kind of like I want t-whoaaaaaaa
*uncontrollably shoots a huge load of web out of my fingers, completely covering my computer and TV*
You were right!!
yeah it sounds just like my willy desu lad
please catch me up on this saga lad
cringe post, saved by
How are these two not paedophiles?
cringe
naisu
Poleaboo hasn't had breakfast yet
Wondering if it would be best to just skip breakfast
They pretty anti-fun irl
>cringe post
>cringe
Post racist images lads
Pic related
Good looking, white family that, lad. Nothing racist there at all
need a chunky-thighed gf
bigot
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- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a UTube kareoke the second to a Piano CD - then singing 'Reason to Believe' a Karen Carpenter song while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 21st of July 2016
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street - explaining some of the Dentist's recent behaviour towards me - woman with dogs by door - timing !
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK (id no: 2103-7-4129)
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I show a Picture of me from when I attended Sir William Ramsay School Hazlemere Bucks on a school ski trip to Andalo Italy
- I mention it was suggested I learn the Piano when I was doing my O-Levels at Sir William Ramsay School but I felt too exam pressured
- I explain that my Piano is out of tune but I cannot have it tuned because they want to evict me - this means I am unable to properly show that Dr Soni is an idiot for trying to tell me I Can't play
Not taking that from a nigger desu
They're perpetuating white beauty standards.
>explaining some of the Dentist's recent behaviour towards me
HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?
>Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
is that the same sainsbury where the infamous pants falling off incident took place?
>Transgender woman who was living as a man just EIGHT MONTHS ago breaks down in tears after she's given the feminine makeover of her dreams
showing too much skin
>Lefties will defend this
> Russia banned from Rio 2016
lmao, idiots
fucking love aussies Tbh
fun fact: paul chuckle kicked down a door and foiled a sexual assault in the BBC offices once
any Bruce ITT what was the fishing team he was talking about at 4:33 and why was it so funny to them?
looking good mate
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>tfw 27°
getting tired of this yank with a proxy
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alri lads
he looked more feminine before hormones
would get a boner if I'd read that
a comfy 17 here today
still feels a bit warm
23c outside, 27c inside the house
why do this to me
felt good to see your new thatcher next to merkel
girl power and that
Does anyone else HATE going to meals?
Like as in going to restaurants with big groups of people. I completely lose my appetite and feel really anxious having to consume food around people.
I'm wondering if this is a niche dislike
>Kickass down
ffs
As long as it doesn't reach 30°+, I'm fine.
*wanks to the thought*
Yep
But on the other hand, I really like going out on "dates" with people I barely even know haha, don't know how that works
I eat really fast so i end up finishing before everyone and just sitting there with an empty plate
Why the fuck would you take your own breast milk to work?
can't eat when I am stressed either
me
Interesting, I don't mind socialising with people I don't know, its just the whole having to eat thing, I don't have a great appetite and the best of times so this probably doesn't help.
the mootdangas
and i think he's associated with it. he's in a lot of fb photos of the page so i think he was just plugging his own brand + moot is slang for vag
to annoy the work mong who has been drinking your milk
Thats probably the cause, I hate having to leave food on my plate because i'm not hungry for it
yeah did a cheeky google and apparently dangas is slang for winnets
I don't mind socialising either, just think it's too chaotic for my liking
that picture always makes me laugh
the best karl is the one of him and the farmer
Ye, it's still annoying.
At uni formals they used to have free wine so I'd just slug back half a bottle and then I'd be able to function
makes me wonder, if I take an unlabelled bottle of coffee creamer to work and put some LSD into it, would I get in trouble if others drank from it?
if I ever had a make-a-wish I'd use it to meet Karl Tbh
has me in tears, what a bloke
> Public trackers
very, very runty.
Had a shower whilst listening to Julee Cruise
Incredibly comfy
yeah just watched that, the surfer ones too
this is great too youtube.com
the bloke's face at the start and karl cracking up gets me creasing
Going to a meal
eatin' a burger lads
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