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Warm out. Northern Irish (British) weather edition

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Alri laderinos

reminder Janny this poster is ban evading

just depends on who you know here. getting hired is tough because no one wants to hire someone who is probably going to be in a different state in 3 or 4 months, and possibly out of the country in 2 years.

from what i understand, a lot of people who come here just go up to north qld and do their stint picking fruit and shit, get the work over with and party the rest of the time.

korean pop

who wouldn't want to be nibbled on by a snek

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haha wow look at this lads

looks like they're from the same picture almost! hahaha

Poleaboo is glad to have the support!

I want and need a wife.

Where in the UK should I travel to find myself a young nubile virgin? She needs to be pure and untouched. The only penis she will ever have is my yellow one. City or country girl, it matters not to me.

Beginning to accept poleaboo isn't just a fanciful tale lads, not sure how to feel, currently I'm feeling a bit sick.

Gerry loves an ice cream

That agency twat who turned out to be a criminal and was working at my work got fired for being a complete bellend to everyone and not knowing how to work a computer haha
Just glad not to be working with someone who's been imprisoned any more

uachtar reoite yum yum yum zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Poleaboo has managed to find her mum's Debenhams card

Going to go and find a nice dress to wear for the court date

Will post some pictures here, anybody got a recommendation?

Poleaboos dad has a paki around making drawing for another house extension

Stupid paki, should just buy another building instead of bastardising this one further

hung over as fuck lads. and sunburnt. and somehow managed to have a fight with the gf that i don't even remember, all i know is she's fucked off with me. not a good feel.

You cunts replied to it too much and now it's gotten cocky
Bunch of cunts

Finally unblocked that slag because her friends begged me to.

Now we start a new saga.

>Can you message her?
Nah, don't feel like it. She can message me if she wants to talk.
>She doesn't want to message you because she thinks you hate her.
I don't.
>She thinks you do
Not my problem.

about 500 quid for 10 sessions of laser, not bad, eh?

Poleaboo doesn't appreciate imposters

subscribed

Marvelous

Poleaboo successfully stuck to his diet yesterday

>1 cucumber
>2 applies
>1 banana
>1 small portion of chocolate cereal

I feel like it will be easy to do so again today

Anyone know why I get these on my fingertips?

It's usually on my index fingers and they just appear out of nowhere.

Done a cold shower.

Feel very good.

taking all those fanny hormones will weaken your bones coupled with that awful diet

in my next exciting installment i'm going to make a bacon sandwich. only got brown bread though so it won't be my best work desu

You're spider man

phew, those salt and vinegar hula hoops were a bit, y'know
bit tart
*smacks lips*
hmm

It's fruit and veg

besides I'll do anything to lose weight

I will keep you updated as events occur.

moi naym is NOT moy-kul kai-nuh

Constantly use hand sanitiser and it's gave me this weird bumpy shit on parts of my fingers aha ffs lads

I do often notice a tingling sensation

in your willy? i get that too. i'm not spiderman though

Spent money on downloadable content for a video game haha what am I like

No, in my fingers, kind of like I want t-whoaaaaaaa

*uncontrollably shoots a huge load of web out of my fingers, completely covering my computer and TV*

You were right!!

yeah it sounds just like my willy desu lad

please catch me up on this saga lad

cringe post, saved by

How are these two not paedophiles?

cringe

naisu

Poleaboo hasn't had breakfast yet

Wondering if it would be best to just skip breakfast

They pretty anti-fun irl

>cringe post
>cringe

Post racist images lads

Pic related

Good looking, white family that, lad. Nothing racist there at all

need a chunky-thighed gf

bigot

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- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to a UTube kareoke the second to a Piano CD - then singing 'Reason to Believe' a Karen Carpenter song while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 21st of July 2016
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street - explaining some of the Dentist's recent behaviour towards me - woman with dogs by door - timing !
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK (id no: 2103-7-4129)
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I show a Picture of me from when I attended Sir William Ramsay School Hazlemere Bucks on a school ski trip to Andalo Italy
- I mention it was suggested I learn the Piano when I was doing my O-Levels at Sir William Ramsay School but I felt too exam pressured
- I explain that my Piano is out of tune but I cannot have it tuned because they want to evict me - this means I am unable to properly show that Dr Soni is an idiot for trying to tell me I Can't play

Not taking that from a nigger desu

They're perpetuating white beauty standards.

>explaining some of the Dentist's recent behaviour towards me

HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!?

>Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen

is that the same sainsbury where the infamous pants falling off incident took place?

>Transgender woman who was living as a man just EIGHT MONTHS ago breaks down in tears after she's given the feminine makeover of her dreams

showing too much skin

>Lefties will defend this

> Russia banned from Rio 2016
lmao, idiots

fucking love aussies Tbh

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fun fact: paul chuckle kicked down a door and foiled a sexual assault in the BBC offices once

any Bruce ITT what was the fishing team he was talking about at 4:33 and why was it so funny to them?

looking good mate

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>tfw 27°

getting tired of this yank with a proxy

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alri lads

he looked more feminine before hormones

would get a boner if I'd read that

a comfy 17 here today

still feels a bit warm

23c outside, 27c inside the house
why do this to me

felt good to see your new thatcher next to merkel

girl power and that

Does anyone else HATE going to meals?

Like as in going to restaurants with big groups of people. I completely lose my appetite and feel really anxious having to consume food around people.

I'm wondering if this is a niche dislike

>Kickass down
ffs

As long as it doesn't reach 30°+, I'm fine.

*wanks to the thought*

Yep

But on the other hand, I really like going out on "dates" with people I barely even know haha, don't know how that works

I eat really fast so i end up finishing before everyone and just sitting there with an empty plate

Why the fuck would you take your own breast milk to work?

can't eat when I am stressed either

me

Interesting, I don't mind socialising with people I don't know, its just the whole having to eat thing, I don't have a great appetite and the best of times so this probably doesn't help.

the mootdangas

and i think he's associated with it. he's in a lot of fb photos of the page so i think he was just plugging his own brand + moot is slang for vag

to annoy the work mong who has been drinking your milk

Thats probably the cause, I hate having to leave food on my plate because i'm not hungry for it

yeah did a cheeky google and apparently dangas is slang for winnets

I don't mind socialising either, just think it's too chaotic for my liking

that picture always makes me laugh

the best karl is the one of him and the farmer

Ye, it's still annoying.

At uni formals they used to have free wine so I'd just slug back half a bottle and then I'd be able to function

makes me wonder, if I take an unlabelled bottle of coffee creamer to work and put some LSD into it, would I get in trouble if others drank from it?

if I ever had a make-a-wish I'd use it to meet Karl Tbh

has me in tears, what a bloke

> Public trackers

very, very runty.

Had a shower whilst listening to Julee Cruise

Incredibly comfy

yeah just watched that, the surfer ones too

this is great too youtube.com/watch?v=WwF0KiVys8Q

the bloke's face at the start and karl cracking up gets me creasing

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Going to a meal

eatin' a burger lads

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