To the Sup Forumser/pol/ overlappers acquainted with my rampant shitposting

To the Sup Forumser/pol/ overlappers acquainted with my rampant shitposting...

I like you and consider you brothers but have I earned your undoubted trust? Have we established a rapport?

How do we make Sudan great and greek again?

Provided your shitposting skills are top notch and you can handle the bantz, we'll get along fine.

Provide me with one (1) Black gf and we shall have an accord

Literally negotiate with the corrupt government and have them sell you a significant portion of our land, for a cut-rate price with germoney.

They sold 1 million acres to saudia for a 99 year lease recently

Thank you m8, I keep thinking about Ausbro(s) and whether or not they're aggrieved over past responses

This girl loves Anglos, the sacred white pillar has liberated her from Islam (and her athiestic mother as well). Wish more would get naked so I can snoop around their figures

I'm gonna rob a bank to make Sudan great again, brb

Ayy it's the sudanposter, how are you? Has the south risen again? What is July weather like over there?

What's up Finnbro(s), the south is going through PTSD-induced civil war episode 3, and the weather is suprisingly okay, 35-40 isn't bad at all.

How are things up there? What are the temps like round about now?

20-25 degrees across the whole country, July-August is the comfy season.

>35-40
That's probably not as terrifying as it sounds what with the dry desert air and all. Do you just hide indoors all day?

Sudanese doctor a cute :P

Yep, I have the AC at maximum force, unbearable and the headaches from the sun exposure are getting worse

Thank you my qtpatootie, love you liek Danish pastry

How much cooler is winter? Sudan is really close to the equator and mostly a desert so I don't know if it has anything resembling seasons.

Winter is basically 1-2 months of windy 25-35 degree temperatures, the massive relief is with the tolerable temps, and we rarely if ever require additional clothing.

The humidity however is painful

What do you do when it's not super hot outside? I'd go mad if I couldn't go biking at least once every week.

I am afraid of being slandered or castigated, I spend every second outside trying to listen to every conversation, every utterance to see if someone knows something bad (I wish I were joking)

Only leave regularly to go the psychiatrist (paranoid schizophrenia / autism)

Is autism even something that sudanese people are aware of (with the exception of psychiatrists and such)? Africa seems like a rough place for people with mental problems.

Yes, but only in the current, progressive generation of psychiatrists, there's a natural Islamic stigma against mental illness, and psychology is second to traditional Quranic therapy (I experienced both, currently on medication)

why does south sudan produce shit stains
you're pretty cool imo but we have some dumb gang here causing trouble in my suburb and surrounds

what do they really hate?

>traditional Quranic therapy
What does it consist of? Reading the Quran until you're 'cured'? An imam yelling verses at the patient?

They have problems m8, we're shit, but even back before secession their poverty created a dependency on crime. My neighbour was attacked with a machette, a wheelchair-bound man was immolated, they made national riots after their leader died, murdering people and attacked our uni, overwhelming the security.

But they have plenty of great people. I was a constant target because I was a 'Son of an Arab', and they had alcoholic problems in public transport. However IMO our Islamic nonsense makes us much, much worse, and we're the shitstains that ruined it for them.

>An imam yelling verses at the patient?
Exactly, nearly burst my eardrums, and parent's were shocked when I mocked the validity of the Quran

Sometimes to expell a 'jinn' that has possessed a human's soul, they do exorcist nonsense and whip them senselessly

Also mysterious substances dissolved in water to induce 'mental changes towards a cure'

I want to have sex with a Sudanese woman. For some reason I really find hijabs sexy, and I like brown women.

>Exactly
And to think my guess was only half-serious.

>giving mind-altering substances to a schizo
ah, yes, this will not cause future problems

Better off finding a college girl in a British/American uni or sexing up some arabian beurettes.

It's literally
>recitation of a quranic verse
>chanting "leave! begone! exit this faithful muslim's body"

I have managed to convince my doctors that the paranoid component was full-blown psychosis, but rather severe depressive episodes leading to them (DSM nonsense and rhetoric)

The good thing is that pathologically, and in certain neuropsychiatric studies, Autism and Schizophrenia appear to have the same origin. This was instrumental in convincing them that I have Asperger's, with a paranoid component (social ineptitude leading to suspicion), but it's not well known around here

>wasn't full-blown psychosis
It appears my cortical gray matter is truly fading

I have no idea how.

>Sudanese/Arab/Muslim women appears
>throw pokeballs like 'You're so liberated and western" and "You're different from other muslim girls"
>play with her confidence with belittling remarks about her sexuality
>exploit a moment of weakness and convert it into formal sex-training
>use the events as blackmail for booty calls

Do you really say things like that? Holy shit.
Does it also work with secular Persians?

I am permabeta and socially inept but I understand our mentality and our girls...it's the same for all religious girls, breaking them is a process, trust me

- part time Islamic marriage counselor and porn viewer

What if she takes it the wrong way though? Muslim women in Europe may react differently.

>porn viewer
Post muslim porn. Preferably with hijabs.

>part time Islamic marriage counselor
No wonder you developed schizophrenia.

I was being a bit facetious, but you can break them without the fear of familial retribution. I bet the pinnacle of female 3rd world fulfillment would be a night with a handsome white stallion who buys you shit.

It was a joke, the reason the illness developed could be primarily hereditary (schizo loves to attack at late adolescence), but it was because I broke down in college and thought people were circulating rumours I was a homosexual (I have nothing against them though)

>a night with a handsome white stallion who buys you shit.
I suspect that's more universal than just being a third world thing.

... yeah and all the shit ppl say in the internet is 100% true

It's very much true, that's how all most all cases of premarital sex happen here, vulnerability and acceptance

No better affirmation of your value than the sexual interest of an affluent or accomplished 1st worlder

>tfw you will probably never have sex with a gorgeous Persian or even any Muslim woman

Heavens, that must have been horrible. It's almost like an Animist ritual.

Aside from this treatments, were you attacked for your conditions ?

another sudani poster here:
only a small portion of the girls in sudan wear hijab

Not really, I am 6'8 or 203cm, they were obviously reluctant to hit me. I appreciate your sympathy and concern.

Have a good evening French, Finn, Belgium and Ameribros

What? Are there two Sudanese posters? Who are you?

He just told you, he's the other sudanese poster.

hello fellow zole user

Hello, pity you arrived so late, I must go now, you take it from here

Stay safe, sudanposter.

will do what it takes. stay safe.

funny thing is, i'm mildly autistic too. also have depression. i'm on antideps but refused to do cognitive behavioural therapy because i feel superior to the shit therapists lmao.

It's probably a Sup Forums thing.