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dude edition

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exceptional post

korean pop

eating an entire pack of cashews

going to have severe stomach pain and internal bleeding tomorrow from it but oh well

only one (1) day before new gucci mane mixtape lads

done a number on my groin lads

swimwear slags

...

>tfw only got a prada mane

It's over Commander, the rebels have been routed and they're fleeing into the woods. We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.

this gimmick isn't funny and never has been

literally a shit forced version of kev

you dun goofed

I'm out again.

cheating in pokemon go lads
feels bretty gud desu

so-called great britain

having a lol at this

fuck right off mate
need you out of business

MORNIN' GEORGE

how?

Brexit happening?

you are clearly in league with the dentist

Donated my body to medical science

Don't think my bollocks will be much use to them by the time I croak it

never

Are Kyary

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im just stuntin on my ex bitch
im just flexin on my ex bitch

fuck a wedding ring i bought a necklace

*sitting by the /brit/ campfire*

*everyone is laughing, having a good time, cracking jokes*

*i whip out my acoustic guitar*

*time for a song guys!*

*somebody hands me an ice cold 500ml glass bottle of Coca-Cola®*

Ah yes, just what I needed

*plays an acoustic cover of Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer*

*everyone loves it and claps, I'm officially a /brit/ legend*

ALRIGHT SWEETHEART?

i'd give hannah diamond a ruddy good rollicking lads

like this

>sitting
stopped reading there

>glass bottle of Coca-Cola

rare
wish they sold these in shops and not just middle class cafes

you just KNOW...

21 21
love him. bringing back that grim trap shit no purple dyed dreads allowed nahmean

I'd take her out on the town for a three course, peck on the cheek and back to her mother for 9

Which supermarket is the best for cheapo online shopping? I'm leaning ASDA

easter?

they sell 6packs of them in tescos mate
ours, anyway

ulster

Is there tesco in hong kong?

Didn't know Morocco had Tescos desu.

*pretends im in fallout*
*pops open bottle*
*flips bottlecap like a coin*

People I need out of business:
Yanks
Isle of Man

That is all

>there

Stopped reading there

*looks at flag*

Ah, that explains the short attention span.

most give you a first time discount too, so shop around initially

you took a big risk posting this
i want you to know that i laughed

she's shaggable but she has absoutely zero singing talent

yes

I need George Soros and the Rothsteins out of business

snaefell hike when

See

What did old Arnold ever do to you?

*subjugates you*

>this lank FREAK gets paid in suckjobs from hannah diamond

jdimsa

normans
moo

>>>/r9kow/

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ffs forgot link didnt I

give a fuck
i'd tell her she has the vocal skills of pavarotti if it meant she'd look at my knob

that fufu shit i aint wid it
takin shots at ur fitted

>1080p films look shite on my 1080p laptop
>same 1080p films look great on my 1080p TV

??????

Wish Are Maggie would absolutely pulp my testicles with her heels while she calls me "weak" and "feeble"

Feels cooler today

jesus christ how pathetic

youve never been in love before

v. important kot

myAAWww ...m,

Need my testicles mashed into paste off taylor swift

Think Hannah Diamond might have THE best tummy in existence

You're probably not sitting 10cm away from your tv.

speccy twat

>no pancakes
>no sausages
That's no kot of mine

It's #2 to the other tummy visible right there

GREAT post

they sell them everywhere mate

dead expensive though

Unremarkable

If I buy viagra online will it show up?

>literally standing next to a better tummy

charli xcx is a busted piece of street meat tramp

it'll stick out like a sore thumb mate haha

what you got against the Isle of Man lad?

haha good one

Very Good Post

is this kot royalty?

need you out of business sunshine

Her tummy is literally perfect
>nice contour
>nice shape
>perfect amount of chub to just frame belly-button
You might just be a bit of a pleb

creative post

really like this new jeremih late nights europe mixtape

jeremih has a cool voice

ag cook is louis theroux son

>you will never keep it as real as this yung thug

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Alright you made me pull out the big guns sunshine

THIS
IS
THE
BEST
TUM

i liked this one

*sunbathes*
*refuses to pick up boss's calls to come to work*
need you out of my sunshine, business

that is one aesthetic duck

link

ross's goose a best

Actually thinking about killing myself, lads.

tim has a new video out lads

lots of quality /dentist/ content

You provide no evidence, no argument, no substance. I would have insulted you if you gave me sophistry and I insult you for failing to even provide me that. You belong in a bin just like your two-dollar whore.

a snoutless tapir

lads, isn't America like 60% white?

don't do that