>lad on /britfeel/ saw this pic on Sup Forums and didn't know it's origin and claimed Poleaboo stole it edition
/brit/
too normie for /britfeel/ but too abnormie for /brit/
>check facebook
>ex keeps getting hotter all the time
Miss uni desu lads, got no m8s at home have I
Father Ted tbqh
>ywn be a black lad watching pale white girls squeal as their pink pussy lips envelop your soul pole
freshly rolled spliff
>kids on public transport
Fuck ooooffffffff
the destruction of the Third Reich was a mistake...
what kind of patch-work job is that?
stereolads
shit edition
is everyone accounted for?
>using public transport
Get a car Rajesh
The /britfeel/ poster in question confirmed
VERY good post
Fav. Album last?
>go to gym
>become chad
>acquire qt gf
>flood facebook with pics
no i'm pretty sure we did it on purpose
>car in London
Aaaah yes, very sensible.
>remainiacs STILL shilling
have fun destroying earth you runt
Why do you keep calling yourself Poleaboo? You're Monica right? Embrace it and stop using male words to describe yourself.
ETK maybe since it was the first thing I heard and grew to love it over a long while before hearing anything else
yet to hear anything that isn't great though
RIP that one little girl that was killed by a German airstrike back in WW2
>In London
case in point Rajesh
Reposting because I need help:
I've no clue why, but something's wrong with my accent.
I was born and raised in the South; my family has been here since 1751. My family carries southern accents. I didn't have cable television until I was about 6 or 7, so that wasn't a factor in my speaking. However, I don't have a southern accent. My accent almost sounds midwestern, but here's where it gets really weird: I spent two years living in Germany, and while I was there, I had several people, including a few Brits, ask from what part of England I hailed. And I've had very little exposure to British accents, so how might that have happened?
Upon moving back to the US, I've even had a few more people ask me if I'm British. And, the weirdest part of all is that some Germans recently came through my workplace, and I heard them speaking German and struck up a short, awkward chat with my limited German.
They informed me that I spoke German with a British accent.
Where in the world would I have picked that up when speaking German? I learned German IN Germany to an AMERICAN teacher.
...?
>fact that something may or may not happen
Not sure that fact is worthy of a headline lel
I will
>tfw NOTHING as comfy as driving around aimlessly in your own car
Stop killing the mandem
business idea:
the drachenlord worldwide
>living in some parochial dump
What do you even do on the weekend? Spoons? Lmao.
We'll do a Norway, leave the EU and remain in the EEA.
Leaving the EEA will never happen no matter what Brexiters say. It's impossible.
Monica is my REAL name
Poleaboo is my internet nickname
commute to london
david cameron hates the mandem
Would be so cozy being a detective wouldnt it boys
ate some dirt
probably, but the norway model is shit
DETECTIVES = SCUM
business idea: kill the mandem
>gf takes up a new hobby and is now busy 2-3 nights a week
should I be worried lads
funny, thats what they call mcdonalds over here too!
Bit shut though, either have to get the last train home (too early) or the first the next morning (too late unless you're at a v. good night)
Economic union with political independence is better than economic AND political union.
you can be an internet detective, i do it sometimes
you just need to find something interesting to follow up on
youtube.com
bleeding out of my eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and asshole
>Poleaboo is my internet nickname
Doesn't work you don't have an internet nickname that represents the opposite gender. Poleaboo is all about a paki male obsessing over his polish roomates a real transgendered person would not associate with that.
Or stay in my flat in London
Been driving for 2 years and it still terrifies me lol right boys
business idea:
a man with boobs and a vagina. the best of both worlds.
you don't live here.
impossible to say without further info
I'm one step closer to the edge
and I'm about to break
Everyone in Europe uses public transport unlike in America where is exclusively for the poorest of the poor
>H3H3
Nice one 15 year old. Reading reddit posts and shitting on bad people doesn't make you a dectective.
>has a flat in London just for the weekends
Bollocks/fuck off literal millionaire
JUST CAUSE YOU FEEL IT
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THERE
AYOO WATCH ME DAB
business idea:
it's like youtube, but for porn
go see a doctor
Does anyone want to laugh at my pathetic life and beat me up?
I'd like to die
i want to move here
seems nice
>could go anywhere
>stay at home on Sup Forums
name 20 things that aren't vaporwave
>blah blah teen reddit
didn't see that coming
clearly it was someone else who actually did the work, if you had watched the video
only the motorways terrify me :3
business idea: regulate and tax business idea posts from germany
>somehow
jackie chan
no
I guess I need a new internet nickname then
Princess Moni, perhaps?
>tfw you will never travel to the UK and beat up poor sissy brits
EVERYONE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
I'm starting a game of Cards against humanity.
You guys here at /brit/ should join:
welp off to go help my dad fix a tractor
it's raining, but I shan't be letting that stop me
business idea:
a penal continent called australia
and just because she doesn't feel it
doesn't mean it's not there
Dude you roasted me to level:epic
Bra you're going to get a shoutout from a youtuber for this shit XD
1. Good music
2. Non-meme genres
....
i'm straight
takes me back
john maynard keynes
tomatoes
sky
shit i can't
racist
Princesses should be white imo
i need some hilarious text ideas to spice it up with this girl so she doesn't get bored of me (it's already getting a bit routine)
investigative journalism for 12 year olds
dunno what to message these tinder birds lads haha
sometimes I cringe when I think about yanks who visit britain
are you in greggs?
"i want to tickle your asshole with a sharpened cucumber laced with maple syrup"
>Online relationships
Nah lad.
All of Europe is poor
And poor people have cars here
Only urban vaginas don't, but usually they get mopeds or something
Show us yer tits
I look like a literal 2/10 ugly deformed fuck in photos
Want to kill myself right now
"please shit in my mouth"
pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz
pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz
/BRIT/
PLAY WITH US. WE COULD USE YOUR BANTER
save me
and you are calling me 15?