/brit/

>lad on /britfeel/ saw this pic on Sup Forums and didn't know it's origin and claimed Poleaboo stole it edition

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too normie for /britfeel/ but too abnormie for /brit/

>check facebook
>ex keeps getting hotter all the time

Miss uni desu lads, got no m8s at home have I

Father Ted tbqh

>ywn be a black lad watching pale white girls squeal as their pink pussy lips envelop your soul pole

freshly rolled spliff

>kids on public transport

Fuck ooooffffffff

the destruction of the Third Reich was a mistake...

what kind of patch-work job is that?

stereolads

shit edition

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/why-its-time-to-accept-the-fact-that-brexit-may-never-actually-happen-a7148816.html

brits confirmed euro cucks

is everyone accounted for?

>using public transport
Get a car Rajesh

The /britfeel/ poster in question confirmed

VERY good post

Fav. Album last?

>go to gym
>become chad
>acquire qt gf
>flood facebook with pics

no i'm pretty sure we did it on purpose

>car in London


Aaaah yes, very sensible.

>remainiacs STILL shilling

have fun destroying earth you runt

Why do you keep calling yourself Poleaboo? You're Monica right? Embrace it and stop using male words to describe yourself.

ETK maybe since it was the first thing I heard and grew to love it over a long while before hearing anything else
yet to hear anything that isn't great though

RIP that one little girl that was killed by a German airstrike back in WW2

>In London

case in point Rajesh

Reposting because I need help:
I've no clue why, but something's wrong with my accent.

I was born and raised in the South; my family has been here since 1751. My family carries southern accents. I didn't have cable television until I was about 6 or 7, so that wasn't a factor in my speaking. However, I don't have a southern accent. My accent almost sounds midwestern, but here's where it gets really weird: I spent two years living in Germany, and while I was there, I had several people, including a few Brits, ask from what part of England I hailed. And I've had very little exposure to British accents, so how might that have happened?
Upon moving back to the US, I've even had a few more people ask me if I'm British. And, the weirdest part of all is that some Germans recently came through my workplace, and I heard them speaking German and struck up a short, awkward chat with my limited German.
They informed me that I spoke German with a British accent.
Where in the world would I have picked that up when speaking German? I learned German IN Germany to an AMERICAN teacher.
...?

>fact that something may or may not happen

Not sure that fact is worthy of a headline lel

I will
>tfw NOTHING as comfy as driving around aimlessly in your own car

Stop killing the mandem

business idea:
the drachenlord worldwide

>living in some parochial dump

What do you even do on the weekend? Spoons? Lmao.

We'll do a Norway, leave the EU and remain in the EEA.

Leaving the EEA will never happen no matter what Brexiters say. It's impossible.

Monica is my REAL name
Poleaboo is my internet nickname

commute to london

david cameron hates the mandem

Would be so cozy being a detective wouldnt it boys

ate some dirt

probably, but the norway model is shit

DETECTIVES = SCUM

business idea: kill the mandem

>gf takes up a new hobby and is now busy 2-3 nights a week

should I be worried lads

funny, thats what they call mcdonalds over here too!

Bit shut though, either have to get the last train home (too early) or the first the next morning (too late unless you're at a v. good night)

Economic union with political independence is better than economic AND political union.

you can be an internet detective, i do it sometimes
you just need to find something interesting to follow up on
youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0

bleeding out of my eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and asshole

>Poleaboo is my internet nickname
Doesn't work you don't have an internet nickname that represents the opposite gender. Poleaboo is all about a paki male obsessing over his polish roomates a real transgendered person would not associate with that.

Or stay in my flat in London

Been driving for 2 years and it still terrifies me lol right boys

business idea:

a man with boobs and a vagina. the best of both worlds.

you don't live here.

impossible to say without further info

I'm one step closer to the edge

and I'm about to break

Everyone in Europe uses public transport unlike in America where is exclusively for the poorest of the poor

>H3H3
Nice one 15 year old. Reading reddit posts and shitting on bad people doesn't make you a dectective.

>has a flat in London just for the weekends

Bollocks/fuck off literal millionaire

JUST CAUSE YOU FEEL IT

DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THERE

AYOO WATCH ME DAB

business idea:

it's like youtube, but for porn

go see a doctor

Does anyone want to laugh at my pathetic life and beat me up?

I'd like to die

i want to move here

seems nice

>could go anywhere
>stay at home on Sup Forums

name 20 things that aren't vaporwave

>blah blah teen reddit
didn't see that coming
clearly it was someone else who actually did the work, if you had watched the video

only the motorways terrify me :3

business idea: regulate and tax business idea posts from germany

>somehow

jackie chan

no

I guess I need a new internet nickname then

Princess Moni, perhaps?

>tfw you will never travel to the UK and beat up poor sissy brits

EVERYONE

HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE
HEAR YE HEAR YE

I'm starting a game of Cards against humanity.
You guys here at /brit/ should join:

pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=192

welp off to go help my dad fix a tractor

it's raining, but I shan't be letting that stop me

business idea:

a penal continent called australia

and just because she doesn't feel it
doesn't mean it's not there

Dude you roasted me to level:epic
Bra you're going to get a shoutout from a youtuber for this shit XD

1. Good music
2. Non-meme genres
....

i'm straight

takes me back

john maynard keynes
tomatoes
sky

shit i can't

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pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=192

JOIN IT /BRIT/

racist

Princesses should be white imo

i need some hilarious text ideas to spice it up with this girl so she doesn't get bored of me (it's already getting a bit routine)

investigative journalism for 12 year olds

dunno what to message these tinder birds lads haha

sometimes I cringe when I think about yanks who visit britain

are you in greggs?

"i want to tickle your asshole with a sharpened cucumber laced with maple syrup"

>Online relationships
Nah lad.

All of Europe is poor
And poor people have cars here

Only urban vaginas don't, but usually they get mopeds or something

Show us yer tits

I look like a literal 2/10 ugly deformed fuck in photos

Want to kill myself right now

"please shit in my mouth"

pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=192

pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=192

/BRIT/
PLAY WITH US. WE COULD USE YOUR BANTER

save me

and you are calling me 15?