Vocaroo Thread

Rate my gringo Spanish

Califiquen mi español gringo.

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0/10

el RUSO

Not dying on my watch.

I want an arab girlfriend.

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r8 senpaitachi

Cucks

Can someone give me an english text and then rate my accent? I have the feeling I sound like a complete idiot when I'm talking english but I'm not sure.

The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is. The bias was first experimentally observed by David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University in 1999. Dunning and Kruger attributed this bias to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their own ineptitude and evaluate their own ability accurately. Their research also suggests corollaries: highly skilled individuals may underestimate their relative competence and may erroneously assume that tasks which are easy for them are also easy for others.

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gib norsk


It was perfectly fine, Ostlander.

I really like the way Turkish people pronounce the letter r for some reason. Can you say "Ankara" for me?

>It was perfectly fine, Ostlander.
That's reassuring, thanks.

Do you want me to say natively, or with my english accent?

Sure while you're at it you might as well do both

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You seem to have a lot of time on your hands, lad.

Here you go pham
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Kek
Now do that with leeks while playing ievan polkka

You were going well lad, felt bad for you

You sound like a sudaca. Dont come to Spain please.

The first one sounded better honestly

How do you say "show me your ass" in Turkish?

CHI
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W-why do you want me to say that?

It sounded like you had let some words run into each other, like "really is" or "ineptitude" sounded a little like "eptitude". Aside from a few minor things, it was fine.

No I mean type it out for me, I require it for purposes

chicano jkajksjkajksajkkjjka

You speak fairly clearly, apart from some words here and there.
You do sound like a southamerican, like some anons have said, but I feel you have very good rhythm and speed.

Not bad. Disney Movie Mexican Dubs/10

"Bana götünü göster" or "Götünü göster". The first one means show me your ass, but subjects sound more redundant in Turkish compared to other languages. The second one means "show your ass", which hidden subject "me".
bana=to me(ben=me)
götünü=your ass(göt=ass)
göster=show

*which has a hidden subject
fix'd

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I made ART out of your monologue, this shit is deep and fucking insane, trust me: vocaroo.com/i/s1SE0TysfhDg

Love it, kek
It really put some soul on my rather monotonous speech

This sounds really cool user. I've imagined a harmonica playing along with it as soon as it started playing

I hope my joke got across, I'm not good with jokes or sarcasm honestly.

That's pretty cool Babs

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Requesting German and Portuguese

chicANO/10

I study english language and literature aiming to become a teacher. My variety is mostly RP. Give me something to say.

Very good for the first time lad, impressive. You only misspelled the vowel "ö", you pronounced it as "o". Like "goster" instead of "göster". The "ö" sounds like ö in österrich(read in german). Also I guess you could say the last "er" of "göster" more strong, without swallowing the "r"

Can I satisfy your german needs or am I not german enough?

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15: Malcolm's annoying chair

I was supervising a few students during their individual play time, when I heard the ear-piercing roar of our fire alarm. I immediately assumed my typical position next to the door, making sure the tards make it outside, while my aides herded them towards me.

Malcolm decided he doesn't want to go outside. The aide assisting Malcolm starts pushing him towards the door, and he immediately slams his chair into reverse. She pushes harder, the motor starts making a loud buzzing sound, and the room smells faintly of burnt oil.

I step forward and move Malcolm's finger off of the control, after this he starts rolling towards the door. The second I turn around to
check on the other tards he hits reverse again. Hearing that load motor buzz, I swing around and grab the side of Malcolm's chair, sliding his arm off the side and into his lap, making it impossible for him to hit his finger control. The aide then pushed him out the door.

Once we were outside and lined up, I put Malcolm's arm back on the side of his chair. Malcolm immediately started flying back towards the room. I grabbed his chair and held him in place, while the motor made that nice buzzing sound. Now all the teachers and their classes are staring at me holding this wheelchair tard in place while his chair is making the most horrendous buzzing sound ever.

I finally got fed up. In the hopes that he would drain his battery, I put on the manual breaks and walked back over to our classes line. Malcolm must have sat there buzzing for a good ten minutes. Finally after all the other classes went back, including ours, I took off his brakes and allowed him back into the building.

I still don't know why Malcolm wanted to be in the building so much.

Kek

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Based Babs

>Doctor Dunning
David not Doctor.

Otherwise it was perfect.

>saving vocaroos

fucking creepy

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Gut genug

Did you want something in german or someone german saying something in english? Anything specific?

German text:

Zweimal haben die Wissenschaftler 42 Ehepaare in ein Krankenhaus eingeladen und sie dort absichtlich an der Haut verletzt.

Das hat den Leuten richtig weh getan.

Dann haben sich die beiden Wissenschaftler mit den Paaren – die meisten von ihnen waren circa 13 Jahre verheiratet – unterhalten.

Dabei war das Gespräch beim ersten Besuch frei von Problemen, lustig und entspannt.

Beim zweiten Besuch bekamen die Ehepaare die gleichen Verletzungen wieder.

Aber jetzt haben die Glasers mit den Ehepaaren Eheprobleme und Schwierigkeiten in der Beziehung angesprochen.

Dieses Gespräch endete meist mit einem unschönen Streit zwischen den Eheleuten.

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>typical
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The other ones are just words you forgot/skipped over
>off of
>that
>back

Perfectly intelligible otherwise

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Borderline creepy..

fuck u

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9/10

I quite like the choice of music, was that the Lord of the Rings or Braveheart music?

You should make audio books.

nice

Your accent changed towards the end from that posh Brit to a pseudo-Yank and then back to posh Brit

How do you like my meme magic

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Thanks, I think it was some random LOTR soundtrack thing, I just youtubed something.

Hah, yeah, Scandinavians who get schooled in british english but grow up watching american TV usually have this problem.

So are you a voice actor by profession or just doing it for the fun of it?

You sound like a nigger who uses a voice modulator but still sounds like a nigger

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OK, first try. Bring it on.

>my variety is mostly RP
>t. Ronny mit Kartoffelakzent

Aw hell naw, I work in radio, Im simply bored.
But ive helped out a few friends with voice overs for indie vidya games.

what the fuck was i even listening to

That sounds so Irish senpai

You are magic to me, my friend. I'll save all of your vocaroo recordings till I die

>you sound like a nigger
wow...i..i didn't know i was that good at english

You are correct, but why p-penis?

How much does it suck to do a bit of speaking inbetween playing crappy top 40 music?

I heard a German guy speak English with Irish idioms before, it was one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

Read these für me.

>Ah jaysus
>Sure look it
>Sure that's grand
>Sure there's no craic to be had at all

I cannot speak right now, maybe tomorrow, if there's another thread. Make one and I'll be there!

But I sound pretty American anyways so I don't think it would be that interesting..

Hah, hell no.
I mostly do the news, but have a few hours where produce a soul show every week. (mostly 50-70's soul music)

I picture him saying that

That doesn't sound too bad then. How's the pay? Big radio station?

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Hi everyone

How come you aren't still in Muenchen?

Because I came home, obviously

We pretty much cover the north of Sweden, aprox 26000 square kilometres.
Frankly, the pay is shit, but the fun-factor and benefits make it worth it, 8 weeks paid vacation , getting to play whatever music I want, access to studios where me and my band can sneak in and record albums and so on.

el acento en la palabra dirección es en la o no en la e.

You are chicano, Sure

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Shalom!

Go to Sup Forums if you want RAREs

thats a racist sexist xenophobic board

YOU ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

OY gevalt

Why are you posting with that flag then?

sorry

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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

u know it is on the "e" in english

I always wondered whether this would appear under a French flag or not.

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Yo, /voc/

I made a several "Sup Forums sings" a few years ago, are you guys up for something like that?

Check these;

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I also have unreleased Sup Forums sings in my mediafire account.

I love you