/brit/cob

/cob/ edition

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no

MORNIN' GEORGE

next person to post kpop is a bender

but that's a doughbap barmcake, not a cob

Be warned lads

genuinely shocked that the rest of the country doesn't call them buns

absolutely bizarre

that's a barm cake you fucking dickhead

stepped on jannys little willy again

*unsheathes sword*

Errrr... excuse me Mr. TinderFlakes, i kinda new to the boards and i was wondering who's der little blonde lass wearing a cloak with an union jack on it? Why do da brits post them?

behead those who call it a barm

Listening to the fine genre that is Korean pop

>britain
>england

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

girl at work today used 'dank' ironically lads

>try to post from phone (3 network)
>range banned

Why lads?

Makes you think

What are the girls in Oxford like lads? Applied for a few jobs there, and I've been tfw no gf for so long that I might actually try to get one now.

>cob

East mids mentioned

killed 5 people with computer bombs during the height of The Anonymous

you lads reckon janny's been stitched up by his coworkers lately?

what are you listening this time?

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TURNER

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Sup Forums mozzarella posters use mobile networks

I would rather have 900000000 Pakistanis than 1 Spanish

sit out your ban please, dyke spammer

Like fat pillheads like all brit slags

Making a bacon butty

i never ban evade though

>Sup Forums mozzarella posters

Cunts tbqh

same
scrambled eggs too

*waves to the janny*

Who is Nathan Fraser?

do people still use ebay?

I'll give you this to fuck off

:(

*backflips through the window*
wahhhhh...
*karate chops the janny*
.. CHA!
*bows*

YEAH, NIGGA!!!!

I'd rather have an Asian gf tbqhwyl

Whole of work is going out for drinks tomorrow night.

I'm just gonna come home and take some benzos by myself (lad who hides in the toilet at work here).

How are you lads feeling about Pokemon GO? It's all the rage right now. People are out catching imaginary animals on their phones and they couldn't be happier. Which side of this do you fall on?

Pokemon GO or Pokemon NO?

I've got to go with Pokemon GO because I got a "Pokedate" (her words) out of it.

*waves at you*
*realises my mistake*
*scratches my ear*

is this the fucking financial times anno 2016

*it was a hologram*

Sounds good.

is he waving me?
*awkwardly waves back*
oh that wasn't meant for me

Unironically the cheapest place to buy console games. Cheaper than Amazon, 100% of the time.

Can you please fuck off? You always post shit on our threads. Brazilians like you are fucking monkeys. Get out of this fucking thread you dumb monkey.

How do we solve the Turkroach problem /brit/?

Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.

Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).

How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.

>Emilly
>ll
cor

We are.

English girls 2bh lads

Raid

this 2bh

BRUH

What's the youngest age girl you would have sex with if you were guaranteed to get away with it?

so hows everyone holding up

I want to be English

:(

Fund a coup that isn't just a falseflag

/slags/

How come the mainstream media isn't reporting Erdogan's vast cleansing with even a hint of scrutiny? It's on the news every day but it's like the elephant in the room; I haven't seen a single BBC report that has cast any doubt of the validity of his fake coup.

16

top lad

keep it up

youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o

>crossed paths 4 times
>less than 500m away

W E W L A D S

3hunna

what a whore

*throws acid into her face*

see if cockroaches really could survive an atomic war

14

14/15

>people who unironically pronounceit as the 'coup' in coupon, rather than 'coo'

they're dishing out bans for that, watch yourself

those eyebrows are dire

It's a roll.

>deleting a post of a woman fully clothed
Ah yes, very impressive.

Quite well, thank you for asking. Hbu?

Phil's askin for ya lads. Better go see what he wants.

listen to radio 4

its a bolletje

I have a pregnant fetish, so I guess still in the womb, technically.

Is this a stitch up mate? Ha ha

I'm
Desperate

she got the brum man syndrome

wife's son

literally this

>Take Britain back
>Make it British again

What did he mean by this lads???

BIT LATE

exceptional post

Nah m8 he sounds real dead serious about it

anybody who uses the term "mainstream media" doesn't read the news enough to actually know what they're reporting

Expel all the Scots

Grinding for maximum IVs on Pokémon Go

im ok. kinda high now though

business idea: let every man be paid in full

baking some bapcakes

Who you talking about? Amazing phil?

Oh shit mate I'd better go see Phil then.

18 of course

>preggo fetish

patrician

business idea: open a dentists in a quiet buckinghamshire town

Business idea: Assisted suicide