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MORNIN' GEORGE
next person to post kpop is a bender
but that's a doughbap barmcake, not a cob
Be warned lads
genuinely shocked that the rest of the country doesn't call them buns
absolutely bizarre
that's a barm cake you fucking dickhead
stepped on jannys little willy again
*unsheathes sword*
Errrr... excuse me Mr. TinderFlakes, i kinda new to the boards and i was wondering who's der little blonde lass wearing a cloak with an union jack on it? Why do da brits post them?
behead those who call it a barm
Listening to the fine genre that is Korean pop
>britain
>england
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
girl at work today used 'dank' ironically lads
>try to post from phone (3 network)
>range banned
Why lads?
Makes you think
What are the girls in Oxford like lads? Applied for a few jobs there, and I've been tfw no gf for so long that I might actually try to get one now.
>cob
East mids mentioned
killed 5 people with computer bombs during the height of The Anonymous
you lads reckon janny's been stitched up by his coworkers lately?
what are you listening this time?
TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TURNER
Sup Forums mozzarella posters use mobile networks
I would rather have 900000000 Pakistanis than 1 Spanish
sit out your ban please, dyke spammer
Like fat pillheads like all brit slags
Making a bacon butty
i never ban evade though
>Sup Forums mozzarella posters
Cunts tbqh
same
scrambled eggs too
*waves to the janny*
Who is Nathan Fraser?
do people still use ebay?
I'll give you this to fuck off
:(
*backflips through the window*
wahhhhh...
*karate chops the janny*
.. CHA!
*bows*
YEAH, NIGGA!!!!
I'd rather have an Asian gf tbqhwyl
Whole of work is going out for drinks tomorrow night.
I'm just gonna come home and take some benzos by myself (lad who hides in the toilet at work here).
How are you lads feeling about Pokemon GO? It's all the rage right now. People are out catching imaginary animals on their phones and they couldn't be happier. Which side of this do you fall on?
Pokemon GO or Pokemon NO?
I've got to go with Pokemon GO because I got a "Pokedate" (her words) out of it.
*waves at you*
*realises my mistake*
*scratches my ear*
is this the fucking financial times anno 2016
*it was a hologram*
Sounds good.
is he waving me?
*awkwardly waves back*
oh that wasn't meant for me
Unironically the cheapest place to buy console games. Cheaper than Amazon, 100% of the time.
Can you please fuck off? You always post shit on our threads. Brazilians like you are fucking monkeys. Get out of this fucking thread you dumb monkey.
How do we solve the Turkroach problem /brit/?
Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.
Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).
How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.
>Emilly
>ll
cor
We are.
English girls 2bh lads
Raid
this 2bh
BRUH
What's the youngest age girl you would have sex with if you were guaranteed to get away with it?
so hows everyone holding up
I want to be English
:(
Fund a coup that isn't just a falseflag
/slags/
How come the mainstream media isn't reporting Erdogan's vast cleansing with even a hint of scrutiny? It's on the news every day but it's like the elephant in the room; I haven't seen a single BBC report that has cast any doubt of the validity of his fake coup.
16
top lad
keep it up
>crossed paths 4 times
>less than 500m away
W E W L A D S
3hunna
what a whore
*throws acid into her face*
see if cockroaches really could survive an atomic war
14
14/15
>people who unironically pronounceit as the 'coup' in coupon, rather than 'coo'
they're dishing out bans for that, watch yourself
those eyebrows are dire
It's a roll.
>deleting a post of a woman fully clothed
Ah yes, very impressive.
Quite well, thank you for asking. Hbu?
Phil's askin for ya lads. Better go see what he wants.
listen to radio 4
its a bolletje
I have a pregnant fetish, so I guess still in the womb, technically.
Is this a stitch up mate? Ha ha
I'm
Desperate
she got the brum man syndrome
wife's son
literally this
>Take Britain back
>Make it British again
What did he mean by this lads???
BIT LATE
exceptional post
Nah m8 he sounds real dead serious about it
anybody who uses the term "mainstream media" doesn't read the news enough to actually know what they're reporting
Expel all the Scots
Grinding for maximum IVs on Pokémon Go
im ok. kinda high now though
business idea: let every man be paid in full
baking some bapcakes
Who you talking about? Amazing phil?
Oh shit mate I'd better go see Phil then.
18 of course
>preggo fetish
patrician
business idea: open a dentists in a quiet buckinghamshire town
Business idea: Assisted suicide