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Should I get LA Noire?

reminder that latvia and canada are bff sudenly

>he doesn't have a literal queen on his $20 bill
haha

Ants keep randomly appearing on me and I don't know why. One bit my hand just now. I've looked around my room yet cannot find out where they're coming from. Yesterday, ants somehow managed to get on my face on 2 separate occasions. One of them bit the corner of my eye. They couldn't be living inside my ears, could they?

Do you have trouble sleeping? If so you'll sleep like a baby after 2 hours of playing, guaranteed

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>Sup Forums
>red pilled

Pick one.

god that thing is hideous

>As we piss people off weedman welcomes them.

I think we underestimate him.
Just look at those eyes.

Don't seem normal.

I find it funny how they put in all that effort with real actors and shit but then use the crappiest graphics of all times.

What beer do you drink anyway?

I liked it
You should get it if you don't want to do much. It's a comfy game

wow the pol mods actually ban people for sliding and shitposts now?

Check under your keyboard, desk area, etc. If you chill by a window with blinds that are always closed, get ready for a surprise, because they're probably nesting under or between the blinds and window taking in the heat like an incubator.

Had this happen to me a year ago.

PBR

I prefer hard liquor.

>I prefer hard liquor

I drink those margaritas in a squeezing bag.
Am I a fag?

Not IPAs

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>we will protect every square cm of Latvia
>t. man of weed

he has unleashed a monster within

Are craft beers a meme I should be investing in?

>mississippi
everytime

why is this generall called /cum/ and not /cusam/?

>I don't drink IPAs

because it wouldn't sound like semen then lOl

Is Colombia the heartland of latina qts?

>I suck dicks all the time I really enjoy it

-you

That'd be Venezuela.

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WTF I PRESS TA SHOOT NIGGA

You

pic not related?

she's not a qt though

definitely not. Craft beer is the "artesian cheeses" of the drinking world. It's only there for more people to think of themselves as special snowflakes

Hahaha. Investing in single companies is a mug's game regardless of the industry. The only people who should be doing that are high ups in a company with a lot of stock, who are confident of its success, and, even then, it's an extraordinary gamble.

They've been a big thing for like 30 years now.

I don't think it can be classified as a meme anymore.

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wow...how RUDE is that?
would you call the air captain?

craft beer is a fucking meme
like beer is literally all the same when it's cold
unless you drink some belgian hipster trappist shit that has the best palate at 12°C and needs to be served in a special glass so all the flavors can be released properly LOL
just drink some beer to get wasted w/e man
cool it down to 41F and you're golden

Gonna make a Gibson when I get home.

Onions>olives

>damn, IPAs are so good.

>go to pennsylvania
>see this
>"oh ja, just gotta get a few more stretches in..."
>no one is around
What do?

>Virgo
Into the trash it goes

What do?

*unzips dick*

M'am would you please stop sexualizing yourself in public like that

That looks like a fridge, which carries the implication that the milk is from someone I know or my house has been broken into.
Either way suicide would be justified.

Recently there was a Reddit post talking about some high def video of 9/11.

He might have been watching that

Continue to put it in your coffee, leave a note that says "I know :)"

but there is a man in the background

Post a reply note
"lol, so?"

Muh dick

Take the whole thing and drink it.

do you like beer? if so then sure

I used to be one of those "I only drink beer if it's quality" types and judged my friends for liking Icehouse.

Now I just drink Old Style

>tfw marijuana legalization is imminent in my home state of california and I will be able to buy weed and alcohol at the same time as soon as i turn 21 next april

That's actually kinda cool. If some runway designer changed up the shoes, it would be a cool runway pattern.

Gamers are never alone :)

what's going on here?

>still can't buy guns
I honestly can't wait for the mexicans to outnumber the rest in cali, they'll probably improve the place. At least mexicans are usually catholic.

He said no one is around. Can't you read?

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Should you not?

Really makes you feel

t. Paco Picapiedra

The ghost of William Penn!

I'm too scared to even hold a gun, so I'm ok with not having them

can to you slut

me on the right

i don't really like the person i've become hahah

Markiplier looks fucking disgusting with that pink haircut bullshit

I feel ashamed to know the guy on the right is named Markiplier and he is of German-Korean-American background.

Me on the left, the red headed girl

>Honey why don't you go out and do something with other people, like actual humans? Don't sit in front of that stupid screen all day, it's bad for you.

Mom...you...you just don't see the whole picture...

Why do you feel ashamed of him being korean-german?

>monopoly money
What's up with the mediocre designs on Canadian currency?
Though I must give the silver maple leaf credit. I prefer the ASE designs, but the maple leaf is more attractive in person. Being of higher purity, it gleams brighter which seems to better reveal how finely detailed the maple leaf is. I prefer buying them over the silver eagles.

Anchor Porter and Samuel Smiths Imperial Stout

Me either. I used to be 'cool'

If it ain't white it ain't right.

>he's proud of being white
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... HELLO, IT'S 2016?!??!?!

It gets better

Me on the left

Me on the left

Who was in the right here?

It's the same person, she just got deported.

Me, I'm on the right

Mexicans are generally good people, although illegals should still be deported.

typical californian, absolutely disgusting.

Oh sorry, you can after an eternity of background checks and fines, then you can buy a bb gun ; )

>tfw no one to watch the RNC with tonight

I wish pubs were playing it

Lol they're brown

so ugly, why didn't the racists have a cute little white girl stand by the podium, to show off their beautiful race
instead they chose an inbred monkeyfaced girl making everyone look bad

Markiplier got pretty lucky with his heritage desu, he's handsome. Too bad he's such a fucking faggot

Tbh the guy behind with the red shirt doesn't seem white.

>he's handsome
lol

>tfw need to go to the dentist
>afraid my teeth are a lost cause and I'll end up needing major dental work

She is literally perfect, a one in a million Jap

youtube.com/watch?v=T1xMu-EsWzc

Disregard the music, but the video shows her face clearly.

Why would a leaf care about the RNC?

>he's handsome

how come white people are considered white and asians are considered yellow, asians are literally white and white people are literally yellow

>he skipped on dental hygiene

Have any of you Midwestern fags been to this place?

Is it as big as it seems in pictures?

That's actually how a lot of German-descended people look(image is from Michigan). Bavarians are actually pretty swarthy.

Literally "no"