AMERIKEKS BTFO
AUSTRALIA BANS CLAPPING
>banning clapping
australia is hell.
How are we btfo? They're the nanny state that loves to ban everything under the sun.
>being THIS upset
Mericlaps on life support
thank g*d we're protecting the children
>can't drink until 21
rly maeks u thnk
>be American
>clap
>___ ____
>oi oliver too many fookin burgerboys want to move here
>no problem bazza I got a great plan to keep those cunts away
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>in favour of "silent cheering", "excited faces" and "punching the air".
>silent cheering
how are aussies this based? they can fucking cheer without making noise
kek
This is an attack on Freedom itself. This act of barbarism cannot stand. YOU HEAR ME AUSTRALIA? THIS ACT OF BARBARISM CANNOT STAND!
>australians restrict the basic motion of bringing your hands together just to bother Americans
Yes, "BTFO" indeed!
>Hugs and Australia Day celebrations have faced bans at different schools around the country
>Australia Day celebrations
>banned
Unfabricatable
I hope they get sent to the fucking chokey if they do clap, damn kids
This ends now.
That's pure autism
THIS IS AN UNFORGIVABLE ACT AGAINST ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS
Australia must be annexed and brought back into the fold of the United Kingdom
such flagrant and vulgar displays of disrespect to fellow anglos cannot continue to go unpunished
>AMERICLAPS BTFO
>Goes to Australia
>Claps
>mfw an american got shot dead because nobody could hear gunshots over the clapping
>""""anglos""""
>America
>anglo
But that's wrong sweetie
Fuck off beaner
>bans clapping to protect children who are "sensitive to noise"
lmao what a nanny state
>punching the air
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
>AUSTRALIA BANS
What's new?
>Hugs and Australia Day celebrations have faced bans at different schools around the country.
>have to apologize to abos for bringing civilization to their irrelevant dust ball of a continent
>now can't even clap because someone might be sensitive
>a-a-america btfo...right?
I feel bad for the country that can't even celebrate something as cerebral as clapping.
>americlap damage """""control"""""
Claps uncontrollably
It's a pretty racist day you bigot
political correctedness and this global liberalism phase is slowly killing us. i can't have any faith in humanity these days.
t. abo
since when the fuck has Australia cared abou their aboniggers ever?
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idk. idk why we didn't just exile them like we did to the tasmanian aborigines. less problems in the long run.
t. Tasmanian
when will the invasion in order to restore freedom and democracy start?
We don't care for abos. We just seclude them in povvo stricken shitholes up north to die and give them some welfare. Our government cares more for new minorities lel
First it was snappy gum, then it was pokemon, and now it's clapping. When will they stop?
Australia banned hugging each other?
>plane from los angeles lands in sydney
>all the americans clap
>get detained by birder security and extradited back to america
Says the country with a drinking age of 21.
rlly mks u thnk
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>Reduce noise for sensitive children
...Just how many autistic kids do you have over there guys?
It could be just one kid. I went to a school where peanuts were banned because that one kid that was allergic to it
Bravo. Australia is direly in need of more safe-space ideology to ensure that noone ever gets offended or inconvenienced by minor daily nothings.
>Elanora Heights Public School
For context this area is rather wealthy. Having taught children from the surrounding area how to swim, these parents treat their spawn like snow flakes in a strong breeze.
By that logic you could ban Muslims if they ever become violent.
Except peanuts don't have intrinsic human rights.
>human rights
Mistake.
CLAPPING LIVES MATTER
>They didn't ban the clapping of our chin fat
lmao cucks btfo
STFU DUMB FROGPOSTER
peanut lives matter
Got shot in the bum lads
THIS MEANS WAR
yeah nah mate get off my board im the tasmanian around here
lel abo sympathiser, get the fuck back on your canoe and back to your shitty island
> Be homostralian
> can't clap
>abo sympathiser
Are you fucking retarded? We killed all our Abos you literal cucklander.
they lock retards in cages maybe they just banned clapping because that made the tards chimp out?
wait, you cunts had a chokey too?
Good I've always felt that clapping was harmful
>2016
>being clapophobic
amerifats are people too you know? maybe fat , brown and stupid but people deep down inside.
>be Bong
>go to buy knife
>knife license has expired
>can't go to renewing agency because it's closed for Ramadan
>have to cut Beef Wellington with keys
>get stoned to death for eating during Ramadan
mad
it's because the teacher has a hearing aid and loud applause is harmful to it.
claps and cheers loudly after reading shit shitpost
>none of that yank shit here cunts, cheers
clapping is against Sharia law, Mehmet.
that why you banned it?
>prostitution is illegal
>gambling is illegal
>can't drink until 21
>can't have sex until 18
lmAao
If you read the article you'd understand exactly why they banned it, because it damages a teachers hearing aid, but I guess reading is illegal for women under Sharia law.
This triggers the aussie
hearing aides on female teachers is against Sharia law?
Dunno, ask your Imam
>Dunno, ask your Imam
can't slavery is abolished now
slave ownership is as illegal here as clapping there
So slavery is only illegal in one school? Or is it as illegal as butter knives there, ie everywhere.
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>Britbong "banter"
that was pathetic
delete that post and write another
>oi ill stik u guv, rite unuvva post innit
not even english
you are getting desperate now
All of those replies were top bantz, butthurt Britbong.
Would it help if I wrote in Urdu instead?
>not even english
is that what the whites said to you, Mehmet?
what has me not being english got to do with another language?
you do realise britain has 3 countries?
And Pakistan isn't one of them.
May as well be
pakistan?
why would pakistan share a border with england?
>"Instead of clapping, the students are free to punch the air, pull excited faces and wriggle about on the spot.
fucking hippies
>and wriggle about on the spot.
So it's still caters to Americans, but trying to move isn't considered a form of applause there
>asshurt bong tries to use logic because he's getting roasted
why would England take in the entire population of Pakistan?
>Hugs and Australia Day celebrations have faced bans at different schools around the country
>Australia banned hugging
K E K
E
K
>having drinks with an Australian mate
>banter is flowing
>after one particularly delectable piece of quality banter, he starts wriggling on his stool
>almost spills his pint and falls arse-over-tit backwards
>still wriggling the whole way down
>try to help him up but he keeps punching the air in front of me
Fucking hell, the madman, I thought he was having a stroke
yes using logic = roasted
making sense is actually key or you just sound like mister bean
it was india and because curry i think? not english couldn't say
le I am a meme """country""" meme