Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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First for ayyy lmao

She looks still more like a human than Brazilian.

me on the right

Do you like cute girls?

(not rila)

ayyyyy

theres 5 girls that i know that i like

and best of they arent out of my league but theyre all very beautiful

おつ
good morning anons

Why do you keep posting that ugly girl? She's seriously fucking ugly. She's disgusting.

She's hideous.

She's so goddamn ugly.

>a-user, i'll pay you 1000 yen if you be my boyfriend for tonight
Well?

lmao announcing and posting the thread at the same time

おやほございます
今日も一日なにもしないで朽ち果てましょう

【報告】バン逃避者がモデレータと話し合う

Die FUCK YOU

after you

MATHER FUCKER

>tfw no classes today

MATHER FUCKER DIE
死ねこらビチ糞!!!!

おはよう。

今日から最後のイカ(スプラ)フェスが始まるので、
やりまくる予定。

post japanese thighs

あ゛だま゛い゛だい゛

ビチ糞が死ねこら

you seem upset yamada

try shaking your tiny dick

日本語しゃべれクソボケ鼻くそチンカス野グソ白豚黒豚ビチ糞野郎

よっしゃ行くか!!

Anyone know where to buy iQOS? I'm trying to cut back on smoking.

I figured they'd be at konbini and supermarkets, but I went to AEON and Lawson and neither had it (even though the Lawson had ads up for it everywhere.)

Have you guys ever seen the actual body of the product for sale anywhere?

...

ローソンで買ったわ 牧草の味がする

You didn't fix the link.

docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#

またリラか
みんなよっぽど好きドミねぇ

アイコスはホムペでバーコード取って行ったら半額だったぞ

そろそろ行くわ じゃあな

逝ってらっしゃい

kono thread ha kirai da

who's this cute guy?

Is JET really a bad idea? I have a supportive family and decent education but really cba with a normal job right now. I wouldnt mind a year or two out and I'm a weeb so this is better than travelling to me. Everyone else i know is doing different shit or has taken gap years in the past.

Why is it so bad?

jya naze kokoni iru ?

tsundere

糞スレだな

unfortunately for you, you are the one being a chink subhuman here.
No amount of rage could change that.

姦孤苦

wakaranai ;-;

It's not bad, it's just a bitch of an application process. Getting a job at an Eikaiwa is easier, but the job security is worse, and the pay is slightly lower. Enough to thrive on though, great for short term, especially if you have some savings.

How do you pronounce Goethe in japanese

kimi no kotae wa koreda

geete

Wikipedia says "ゲーテ" ("geete").

良スレにしてくだしあ>

>geete

japan's god are murders.
it is Fucking barbaric

just become a male porn actor, there are less than 100 in japan

why do you shobon ?

話することはないから仕方ない

It sounds really cute.

But I'm not throwing stones, we're not good at pronouncing stuff in foreign languages either.

youtube.com/watch?v=oLt5qSm9U80

Have you seen this video before? What do you think? Have you experienced this?

イスラムとムスリムを喋ればいい

あるだろう
フランスのオシャレから見た景気回復の方法とか
テロ撲滅のためのフランス料理とか

>why do you shobon ?
哲学だな

i misunderstood it that you were disappointed.

ただ単にショボーンの英単語が思いつかなかっただけという…

皆殺しにするべき
終わり

景気回復って福祉ばかり受けてる害虫を駆逐するしかないだろう

...

Japanese are racist.

Wait so the application process is the main reason people think its shit. I've done some work stuff before and they have multitier stuff which I'm sure is harder than this.

I don't mind being an english teaching loser but I certainly don't want to be some guy who "just gets by but doesn't mind because they are in Asia". I want something contracted and secure and JET seemed pretty okay for that and the pay is relatively similar to some lower tier graduate jobs in the UK so I'd probably get some savings from it.

How can I let girls do blowjob?

I'm not very good at using shobons appropriately, please forgive me.

Seems we've made good progress

フランスのネトウヨだな
おもしろいw

It probably happens to people who can't speak Japanese well, I've spent two months travelling in nipland with some friends and one is probably an N2 level guy and we received nothing less than excellent and courteous service no matter where we were.

Honestly my Japanese is pretty terrible and they always tried pretty well to deal with me.

We got english menus if they had them by default but what can you expect, Its the same if you go to Italy and they hear English coming from you.

フラウヨ

>they always tried pretty well to deal with me
white priviledge

every time

Brazil has most nips out of japan in the world
nips love hue monkey cock

フレンチネトウヨ
なんかオサレ~な響きだな。

wtf, i love France now!!!!!!

尻好きなんて子供の如く

don't care
(`・ω・´)shakiin

I guess

Supposedly even people who speak good japanese have had similar things happen to them, supposedly..

Obviously the video is exaggerated, but it was made for a reason, it must be fairly common

ネトウヨが「ボンジュール」
オシャレ過ぎて却下w

>It probably happens to people who can't speak Japanese well
this
動画の人達は日本語が上手いから、
なんで?って思うけどね…。

おめーらにゃ無理だよこのタコ

無理。笑うわ

I keep getting banned from Sup Forums for asking if Korean girls give good blowjobs.

Do Korean girls give good blowjobs?

Wtf, I love Japan now!!!!

これケツに何か入れてんだろ気持ち悪いウジ虫が

フランスってウヨっぽい気質だからなぁ
ジャップまんこがフランスに行って差別を受けて溶け込めなくて鬱になって帰ってくるパリ症候群は有名

トルコで人権停止だって
これ未来の日本だろ

no
t. whoremonger

どうしてもフランスというと左のイメージが強い
このせいで左巻きの連中がオシャレさん扱いに

Isn't there korean sluts in UK?

クーデターが成功してたらもっといい政府ができてたのに残念

better days

他のフランス人は他の意見があるけど、日本のネトウヨの違いは議論を平和に出来るよね。

荒らしと馬鹿だけ出来ない

この速さなら言える…


そのお尻に顔をうずめたい

日本会議や安倍が望む未来の日本が今のトルコ
反面教師だわマジで

「こわした」と「こわしかはった」
what is the difference between these?

only ugly ones

I love Rola!

>「こわしかはった」
it isn't japanese

こいつは俺と別人だ