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Runt

Stuck the crisis loan on the fobties

she wants a man from brum

about to have a savage wank lads

can someone help a neet not get lost in London on his first tube journey

07:03
Ipswich

08:40
London Liverpool Street

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08:40
London Liverpool Street

09:23
London Euston

What the fuck is a tube. Do I have to leave the train station at London or go to a different platform

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what's the best endz in london

there's panels everywhere mate you can't get lost really

liz getting torn apart haha

Just borrowed £250 off wonga and stuck it all on the fobties

Lewisham

yea-
>anime pic
nvm mate

£520 quid my laaaaad i'll not be spend that laaaaad thats put aside for me holidays laaaaaad

>What the fuck is a tube

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Alright laaaaaaads

business idea: a book that contains elaborate guides and advice to escape neetdom

She doesn't really do much, just works.

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

Giving up on women for the time being, last 3 gfs have sucked the life out of me

one of them nights where i'm contemplating whether or not to leave my windows open

it's boiling but i cba with bugs flying into my room

i'll leave the little top windows open for sure but the big ones? i dunno about that one mate

it's very hot i'm lying here in my boxers and my fan on full blast with windows open and i'm still sweating

truly the best asmrfu

>why yes, i do consider fucking up my financial situation, and having a dependent for a similar amount of time to how long i've been alive, a good thing because of my insecurities about pakis

Imagefap time it is then fellas

What should I look for?

doorbell goes off at this hour about once a week

bit spooky

lewisham mentioned
youtu.be/5ltoxX85y_4

lolita?

This but also this Hmm
I wish we weren't dictated by gender so much. Like making kids was something you can do with some sort of difficult ritual completely unrelated to sex, and then men and women would get on a lot better and just have a better time in general
Would literally solve half of life's problems

what do you mean? I don't think the difference is big enough to be honest

cock and ball torture

22 and 26 is not that much. Just a bit odd because it is normally males who are older.

yak ballz and the weathermen, who'd ya expect?

belated congrats on brexit lads

Is it another one of these episodes?

New trend idea: Some random person goes into a building or office work place and yells OLIVER hoping someone will respond with CROMWELL

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exactly, she wants a baby as a hobby
please do not throw away that much of your time so she has something to do please
you will find someone more suitable to have children with further down the line

Don't want to get arrested

Good choice. Ballbusting it is

Grannies purse went straight into the fobties

better idea: "CROOOMWELL LORD PROTECTOR OF ENGLAND" replied with "AND HIS WARTS"

didnt Sup Forums, /fa/, Sup Forums and a bunch of other boards collaborate on a guide like that. It was called something like 'well cultured anonymous..'. it Was fucking years ago

Born and raised in London and I would be happy to help

Here's what you do: go to Ipswich station and throw yourself into the path of an incoming train you fucking anime loser cunt

I'll discuss it with her anyway, might be able to convince her to push it off a few years. Thanks for the advice.

There is no man greater

>Italy flag
no you faggot

Did my first shift as a bartender today lads

Good fun but I'm bloody knackered now

>Sup Forums, /fa/, Sup Forums
what a weird coalition of hipsters and retards

>well cultured anonymous
>"It attempts to show others (primarily other Anonymous) how to be sophisticated, talented, and polite in today's modern world."

Hmmmm, sounds a little fedora-esque

This book is redpilling me so hard right now. Fucking labour scum

I'm on holiday you putrid, putrid cunt

What about the Prophet Mohammad? (peace be upon him)

debatable

Jesus mate I knew Catholicism was abhorrent but I didn't expect THIS.

What are it's main points?

what is the goal of this comic

fucking get him janny

jokes on you, you're still from London you cunt

>daily mail describing it as "much-neglected"
literal guarantee that it's absolute trash

bet it's about 100 pages as well

Fuck off you traitorous Corbyn-voting twat

english press makes me uncomfortable sometimes

R JANNY

>belfast
not english, debatably british 2bh

>calling me a corbyn voter

Ironically I'm a tory. But these days there's no tyrannical charles in power.

dat download speed

(have already seen it)

Kev needs to quit the fobties big time

Heard he lost 200 pound on one

JANNY DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE

french press is much better

not sure why people hate reddit so much when clearly this is the site infested with even more cancerous normies that makes a channer's blood boil:

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Talking to a Latvian guy who has read my blog

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even in death he walks towards the camera

nice

Pineal gland stauts: fully calcified

>not sure why people hate reddit

Please leave us alone and go back to r/UnitedKingdom

"did i leave the stove on?"
ruined it completely

>leave us alone
i for one, can deal with people using more than one website

theres lots of good ones out there my man :)

Go ahead and read it if it's so brief

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ever pick through your shit looking for a golden crown you swallowed so you can pawn it off to play the fobties?

Just making a joke lad give me a hug :)

got up to 10MB/s for a quick second

>Charles
>tyrannical
Granted, he did overstep his constituional bounds, but Cromwell was 100 times the more tyrannical cunt

That fat cunt does need to lose 200 pounds if you know what I mean aha

the youtubefu is chatting shit again lads

This bloke off Peaky Blinders has pretty eyes

Anyone follow any interesting obscure youtubers? To the likes of tim?

>...
>or this utterly fowl runt?
>

do you have the fiber?

I suggest you read a book on the english civil war, ideally not an Irish one

works by that author:
How To Pull Women: The Science Of Seduction
The Diversity Illusion
The Silence of Our Friends
The Realm: The True history behind Game of Thrones

ah yes, very serious academic research there

bit gay

crazy how this guy is 40 and still looks so ephebic. He's quite handsome

Cheerio! off to Bedfordshire

>French
>using –er

wtf

but yeah, I have the fibre opticals

anime genocide when

The game of thrones one has really bad reviews ha ha

*gives you a hug*
sorry feller, didn't mean to be mean :)

is fibre also used in britain? I learned something today thanks

You weren't mean it was my fault lad. :)

Is "Legend" a good film lads?

Should I watch Legend or Man from UNCLE?

I agree that the others are shit, but he makes good points in this book

going to have a 14 days holiday my laads, cant wait, thank you tax payers

Wait a second this guy off Peaky Blinders was the Scarecrow in Batman Begins.

Only realised it partway through episode 3.