/brit/

Jezza edition

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korean pop

/brit/ is a reddit/sitcom/grime general

secret clubbers/anime autists/kpop nonces can fuck off

ur bent

I really should clean the house today but I just want to play Overwatch.

>go for a jog for 15 mins
>feel like death afterwards

execute me

I don't use tinder because I'm against the concept of the app itself but be clear to the girls you're going to talk to. Say that you just want to fuck and nothing more

some anime are really good. not the moeshit escapism ones talked on Sup Forums though

reddit has a massive amount of gimps tbf, as long as they don't throw around that wetwipe hugbox nonsense they do on reddit I don't care if they post here

Lads I think there's a conspiracy apparently Idris Elba is 43 years old but he's definitely older than that I will investigate

everything you just listed needs to fuck off, /brit/ is about British culture, not any of that bollocks

grime is an extremely important part of british culture lad

Kyary

soundcloud.com/partyomo/not-nice

what an absolute tune
p3 gonna be aoty lads

Can't figure out if I really hate women or if I really love them desu.

alri calum you fucking pleb

t. the Janny who bans people for posting asians

Yes, I am.

I was thinking about buying a 3DS to play the Pokemon games.

Anyone played them? Are there any other 3DS games?

Don't really wanna spend 200 quid on the console and games and only play it for a week. I don't even play many video games anymore, just thought it would be nice to kill some time with and maybe play on those long nights at work.

emulate

>not the moeshit escapism ones talked on Sup Forums though
That's the one I'm refering to. And hate is too strong of a word. I just like to mock it.

Don't you hate it when you watch a film in a foreign language and there's multiple people talking/yelling and the subtitles show nothing?

grime is fine then, that's british

yeah this is what i reckon, the reason it annoys people is because stupid feelgood not-stepping-on-toes comments always end up at the top, especially about politics etc because the ones that get upvoted by both sides of an argument usually don't really mean anything

is that westmids? nah, thats not me, but i am part of the normie-revival of /brit/

>Everyone's a whore, Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves.

Hmm really makes u think

Ahh yes, so called ''''''''''british'''''''''''''' culture

Get one for Pokemon and the fire emblem games.

>grime is fine then, that's british
Considering the people who make and market it, it's Caribbean

utter cringe
gas yourself

*steps into thread*
*yawns*

>those people who don't show their teeth when they talk

What's the deal with that? Are they purposely trying to hide their teeth or is that just the way their mouths are?

Personally I can't help but show all my top teeth when I talk...

Did some research and yes Idris Elba is actually 43 years old

*puts another slice of bread on top of your smorrebrod*

and who dya fancy? find it kinda hard to imagine who would wanna fuck someone after they've transitioned beyond a fetish thingy, so big ups for staying in reality

you're cringey
gas yourself

most of the time the yelling are not worthy of being translated I guess, like when it's a crowd yelling when a characted is being translated there's no point

>redundancies at work
>they're keeping me on even though I just post dank meme's all day

Really makes you think

*eats your toast instead*

i'm a 12th generation scottish immigrant

any of my scottish brethren here?

I was on my way to work through a park and a group of youths asked me if I'm a police officer. I replied "No, why?" and they said I look like one.

What was that all about?

Felt a bit tempted to tell them they're under arrest tbqh.

TEN YEARS

why did you repost this?

strawpoll.me/10806748

just gonna try something out lads

>""""""""""""""""""artists"""""""""""""""""

Literally no air in my room to breathe, if I open a window then it just makes it colder, still really stuffy and horrible

how do I fix this

Because I posted it in the previous thread moments before it died and I'd like to know what that was all about.

You lads are probably closer to those youths in age if nothing else (I'm 28).

Dad's just given me a job working for £18p/h. Feel a bit bad for resorting to nepotism, still going to take it though.

I get told that sometimes too, probably because I'm not some drug addled cunt covered in tattoo's

a fan maybe

post more jap

Well I like both men and women, but I mostly prefer men.
I have a long distance boyfriend, before you meme me on it, we're going to meet up next month. I don't think we'll have sex because I'm not ready, but at least we'll hold hands and kiss, most surely give him a bj too.

fuck off, copper
*nicks your hat*

Turn on the AC

I get it why they don't do it. Also if there's multiple people yelling, the subtitles would fill the whole screen. But I still feel like I'm missing something out.

How do I get better at jogging? My fitness is so shit

I honestly don't care. if you watch anime then whatever, that's cool, just try to keep the shitposting to a minimum. The people who post about how shit and cancerous anime is are probably the worst people.

Lose some weight fatty.

HURRY UP AND DELIVER MY SHIT I WANT TO GO OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Theme song of Peaky Blinders is Red Right Hand by Nick Cage and the Bad Seeds

There are worse choices

are you retarded

Gonna meet up with this Spanish bender I've been stringing along for months
Might let him blow me for shits and gigs before I leave him in a ditch somewhere haha

bit too gay for my liking

get off my board mate, go on, off you trot, jog on pal

You waiting for the asda guy as well?

LOVE how much it triggers the collective rorke that grime artists are black and british AT THE SAME TIME

they have british accents and everything haha

Have had meals at similar prices and they were just normal.

is that a rhetorical question

>if a cat barks it's a dog

im practically anorexic

Nothing to do with them being black, it's all to do with grime being absolute shite mate. Now do one

Eat a sandwich skellington.

Business idea: Abolish the monarchy

I like girls too, just haven't found one that would love me like that man loves me.

But okay, I'll leave...

Have a reservation at the Duck & Waffle soon lads

Bit unsure about going desu, the Shard seems a bit plebby

Quite like Teresa May desu ngl. She blew the fuck out of Corbyn in pmqs.

>I don't eat meat
>can I just have some chips?

stop smoking/start to live a healthy lifestyle
im kinda but have no problem for physical efforts

You'll make sergeant for this

Business idea: ban grime

never

i'm a yank

a fat dumb yank

gonna have a wank

do a poo

in the loo

you can too!

fuck off body shamer

i mean it's the obvious implication of these posts:
i didn't ask for your personal opinion on grime, was just reflecting :)

Keep jogging

Start jogging regularly. You'll improve continually.

Note I have no idea what I'm talking about

My mother bought a Samsung phone

How do I politely let her know that only Muslims and Somalians use them?

>i'm a yank
>a fat dumb yank
you make that very clear yes

meant to reply to
now all of you fuck off, i'm angry and need to sleep

Grime is nig nog rubbish.

public beheading

>John Shelby fell in love with a prozzie
>Tommy, Arthur, and Aunt Pol all ripping into him

Kek

Its too difficult

>i don't like some type of music because the people behind it are blacks

grime produced the most recent notable album in british history in boy in da corner

it won a fucking mercury prize, it's a classic

without grime we'd be musically irrelevant because that's the last noteworthy record we've put out

Give up then, pussyo

Enjoy your shitty conditioning and lung capacity

I do NOT need a running commentary

Think I got Spain to leave haha

I can't force myself to like nigger music.
Though I enjoy jazz and funk made by black people.

Me either m8

Tommy blows her the fuck out

france needs to bring back the guillotine

practice another sport then

you're clueless bruv

I don't want no honda bitch I wanna benz AYY

Didn't ask

Oh sorry I didn't leave just yet. Do you want me gone for real? I can go if you want me to.

Show me some good nigger music. I'll give it a try.