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hamdog edition

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What an abomination.

>a sausage and hams at the same time
so extravagant

>People have their first kiss before 12

>I'm 20 KV

makes u think

>Ah yes Stranger Things. I will defiantly renew my Netflix subscription to watch this high quality programme.

>...not

Is it not worth watching? People keep telling me it's very good.

newb

First for me being news famous

Poleaboo will call the laser clinic tomorrow when everyone is out at a pre-wedding thing

Diet is going OK, just can't eat anything else
Weight is between 158-161

Today I ate
>small portion of chocolate cereal (400 cal)
>1 banana (100 cal)
>1 fishfinger (100 cal?)
>half a gluten free spinach quiche (100 cal?)
>1 packed of crisps (150 cal)
>Lots of water as usual

So under 1000 cal so it's all good but I'd like to aim more around 750 or even 500

also

NU-TRAXX bitch asked Poleaboo to come in tomorrow to speak to this guy who will get me a "job" as a self employed (commission based) door to door sales man

Thinking of just telling her to fuck off since NU-TRAXX will be dead soon

kiss kiss xx

Stranger Things is the best show I have watched in years

You don't need Netflix for it though lmao.

Had my first kiss at 13 ama

Posting from a new forest campsite, phones already on 6%. Someone send an emergency mobile phone station asap

Hope you lads will be backing this

crowdfunder.co.uk/brexitjustice

youtube.com/watch?v=JYJARyq2k9Y

first kiss from a girl at like 6

a french kiss at that

idk why either

I'm 28 KV
Killing myself soon thank god

got you covered, mate

Maybe she just wanted the food in your mouth

Affirmative Action what's this country coming to
Affirmative Action what's the white man gonna do

This coffee is very delicious and it's making me happy.

youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs

really moving choon t b h

What coffee

I make verve u want some

shan't be speaking to mummy today

Why? The only reasons why you could be a 28 y/o KV is because your standards are too high or you haven't tried.

Not racist but we oughta send em all back to Africa

>Mouyes

me and the lads

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maybe

since that last post I've managed to find her online

not seen her since I was 11

>Come lie down with me user haha!

fly well pigey

spot the ladguy

the poles?

ravecoffee.co.uk/products/the-italian-job-blend

This made in a moka pot, and yes I'll have some pls.

it's true though, you can't deny it

wish I could go biking

far too dangerous and crowded here

*lies down, sneakily slips her fags in my pocket then gets up again*

yeah cya luv haha

nice thighs there

haha.. ookay
*sit next to her and lean my back so i'm almost lying down*

Well, time for a drink lads.
All I've got left is a litre of danish bitters.

Made a pokeball haha gotta catch em all haha

>doesn't even list coffee species

wew
good first step though, at least you aren't guzzling sugar-milk pinters of """"""""coffee""""""""

>england's new assistant manager

clean your counter or you'll catch all the germs

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

The counter is clean those are stone flecks

looking a bit tubby there robbie

Jus b urself

The packet says it's Arabica with a "splash" of Robusta :^)

granite?

Took me a second to get the joke. When I did, I must admit, I had myself a good chuckle.I typically don't find 'internet humour' especially amusing or relatable, in fact it took me years to figure out what an 'meme' was. Nonetheless, in today's bitter political climate, I find solace in a little bit of an injection of humour into this crazy world. Anyways, good job, hope to see more of this in the future.

I know legitimately autistic people that have gfs, like i said, they are the only 2 reasons

...

Oh also ground espresso

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that's me

I'm not sure actually

They aren't my counters I work at a coffee bar, some sort of stone

In London

did she ever come to Sup Forums or was it just a meme?

have a guess

>Almost all her pics are her doing pole dancing
>Sandwhich artist

All of my lels

>"splash" of robusta

basically the minimum required amount of arabica to legally satisfy the label

FONC

...

Back the fuck off?!?!

chill out, it's just a social experiment

>has nose ring

dropped

*winks*

>>has nose ring
>dropped

>uses the apple earphones that come with iphones

dropped

>University
>Sandwhich Artist
A R R I B I A T A

>middle-class slovenian who bikes and knows about coffee

yes very good gimmick. now drop the proxy poleaboo

>who bikes
>like it's a big thing
lol mate

>already engaged

dropped

*quenelles in your direction*

Does anyone here follow the Smashing Pumpkins on Facebook? Billy Corgan runs the page and just shares boring vlogs of himself and articles about wrestling and right-wing stuff from Breitbart.

It's well sad.

I-I also like craft beers.
Unfortunately, I'm not patronisingly friendly to black people so as to assuredly come off as non-racist.

*does sandwhich artistry*

>just come out of the oven and burns my hand

dropped

literally looks like a man wear lipstick and a wig

*is obliged to pick you last for the soccer team at bunch*
*sighs*
okay we have user..

maybe he doesn't listen to vocaroos :

how rich are you

bet you shop at waitrose

Watching 1986 Terry Gilliam film "The adventures of baron munchausen", lads.

Didn't notice the little doodah on his flag, I thought he was Russian haha, need me peepers testing lol

She should shave her head

no you're not, you're a hedgehog
hedgehogs don't watch films

at "south" Aldi actually

Poleaboo will call the laser clinic tomorrow when everyone is out at a pre-wedding thing

Diet is going OK, just can't eat anything else
Weight is between 158-161

Today I ate
>small portion of chocolate cereal (400 cal)
>1 banana (100 cal)
>1 fishfinger (100 cal?)
>half a gluten free spinach quiche (100 cal?)
>1 packed of crisps (150 cal)
>Lots of water as usual

So under 1000 cal so it's all good but I'd like to aim more around 750 or even 500

also

NU-TRAXX bitch asked Poleaboo to come in tomorrow to speak to this guy who will get me a "job" as a self employed (commission based) door to door sales man

Thinking of just telling her to fuck off since NU-TRAXX will be dead soon

I make expensive coffee for $5.11 for a 12oz drink and spend $9 on single bottles of Flanders reds who am I

>tfw you will never bike down to Hofer at 4am with the mountains in the distance

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Do NOT reply to this post

I am conducting a social experiment

getting my daily dose of sarkeesian and lacigreen lads

@62439504
I await the results.

Noted, keep me posted.

@62439504

yeah it was back in primary school, but I really don't count it, for pretty obvious reasons.

beyond that I shagged some bird when I was 14, so I can be cocky about that can't I. can't remember it though, and I'm certain is was a pretty awkward affair.

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me revving me rx7 rotary lads

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me shitting

>gf wants to do phone sex for the first time
>I'm doing all the talking while we do our thing
>Edge along
>Eventually she asks if I'm about to finish and how she wants to make that happen
>Start going soft
>Oh shit we've been doing this for an hour
>Tired
>Panic
>Eventually have to fake it and hope ahe can't hear the difference

Nothing ever goes right fuck

>when your mate doesn't understand that he isn't allowed into the club wearing tracksuit pants.
Bloody hilarious but I felt a little sorry when we were in there and he was waiting outside.