What do Aussies do when their internet deliveries get interrupted crossing the sea?

What do Aussies do when their internet deliveries get interrupted crossing the sea?

Do they still shitpost in obscurity?

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Shitposting isn't a pit.
Shitposting is a ladder.
Many who try to climb it fail
and never get to try again.
The fall breaks them.
And some are given
a chance to climb,
but they refuse.

They cling to the rules
or the jannys
or love.
Illusions.

Only the ladder is real.
The climb is all there is.

And what a life of lives do thee, my Aussie friends, seeeeeeeeee~

The stranger they have found, it could be my chance.

When I've come so far, and struggled far too long~ If I shitpost, I am condemned. If I stay silenced, I am damned~ ~ I am the master of over a hundred of shitposts, if I speak they are condemned.

FOR MY AUSSIE MEN FROM AUSSIE LAND DO NOT POST WITHOUT THEIR SHITPOSTING HAND,
IT IS WITH THAT HAND THEY DO THEIR WORK, HOURGLASS TIPPED WITH SHITPOSTING SAND,
AND IN THE DISTANCE.. A LEAF IS SEEN,
CONSPIRING WITH HIS ENVY GREED...

Enter The Leaf... A scoundrel marked with red and white, his banner bright, who creeps and shitposts in the night.... Dude weed lmao his cry and beneath his posts all other posts say no, NO! Canada Noooo

And The Leaf opens the door yet for more, he seeks out more such as He, the Swedish, Fins, Germans grime shit streaked their shitposting swords. And yet, the Aussie stands stranded on the internet sea, what great posts he has yet to see~

Poo and loo, aware of toilet witche's boo, join The Leaf and his cohorts where shitposts smell of shit true, in thirty years the first world will rue a superpower new! So many white slaves

And yet an Aussie paddles his internet through the wind and the gales with his data capped crew beneath his kangaroo sails...

Be American, get shot, and yet on the Aussie's mind rests one thought: as Leafs rest on their cots their shitposting skills they do not possess what Aussies do best, hmmm what Aussies do best...?

And meanwhile a German digs up a sandy beach his forklift simulator this year escapes his hands just out of reach

Until someday when his internet cap is lifted and we have our reward, an unbound Aussie with his Canadian whores to keep watch in the night through cuckposted frights, not Lucifer himself but arisen as one similar~ Lord let me find him, let me see him. I will never rest until endness I swear by the stars

Where doth my Aussie lie outside my heart together him and I our shitposts lighting up the sky; praise misseur my Franceposting terrorists blowing my similar Canadian style awry

We need a sign to be flown to show Australia our foes,
Before the cap is lifted see, you will find many rivals who have come for thee,
Hold true your cursor free, do not click the wrong image, the data you see could be the downfall of history too large your internet service providers' charges hold your future prosperity

Nah mate. Rip it up the road & do a nice big burnout. Bogan youtu.be/45JP45Z4lyQ

this is the most autistic thing I've seen in a while

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Fun fact: In the victorian times, the lower classes in English cities would pass the time by shoving shit through peoples letterboxes, in an activity that is known as shit posting.

The act, although a major annoyance, was not serious enough to warrant jail time, and the police were unwilling to detain suspects caught shitposting, due to lack of spaces in jails.

However, after the discovery of Australia, the police started to send reoffending shitposters there as punishment along with the other convicts.

And that was how Australia came to be

good post

behold. the aussie

BEHOLD NOW HERE THE AUSSIE,
HIS POSTS ARE TO BEAR,
IF HE SHOULD FALL IN THE GREAT SHITPOSTING WAR KNOW THAT HE IS NOT HAUGHTY,
HIS FLAG SHIT COVERED DOES NOT COUNT AS A RARE

THE PEOPLE HAVE NOT STIRRED,
WE ARE ABANDONED BY THOSE WHO DO NOT SHITPOST IN FEAR,
BUT ONLY THOSE WHO WISH TO GO FROM HERE,

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what the fuck stop

Nice space program luv

You're welcome.

What news of Australia?

>What news of Australia?
???

Well we got up and done with an election in 10 weeks which was a record length for us whilst yours is still ongoing.

Do they broadcast the precedings for Australian legislature?

>Do they broadcast the precedings for Australian legislature?
What did you mean by this? Precedings isn't a word.

you have to go back