VOCAROO THREAD

Post your voice, request people to read copypastas/texts, perfect your accent and the language you're learning, help and rate others, etc.

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why

Shut up, you stupid slav

where is obligatory English?

Requesting German

Just take an excerpt from any news article about münich

München

Let's resume where we left off yesterday then:
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.


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Tfw no comfy indoor pool

Just end me senpai

Wew, lad.

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requesting German

Can you sing a song for us with that voice?

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Raterino?

kek, very nice m8s

requesting English

Anyone want to request anything?

Can someone read this?German posters preferred.
youtube.com/watch?v=2FLs2AaDPfU

Huh!
Yarakstyle91
München was geht?!
Ich habe schon damals auf Lokalisten die Szene gefickt.
Und jetzt werden Mütter gefickt.
Yarak Song
2013
YOLO
SWAG
Taşak
Los geht's!

(Yarak Song)

Yarak, Çük, Sik x 6
Samet for men
Huh!
Yarak Sensitive
Yarak Deluxe
Yarak Royale
Yarak (Join or Die Edition)
Samet mit Yarak
Yarakstyle91
Playboy Yarak
Süper Yarak
MC Yarak
Mc Yarak
Dj Yarak
Yarak Yarak
Yarak for men
Huh!
Yarak, Çük, Sik x 2
Samet for men
Yarak Sensitive
Yarak Deluxe
Yarak Royale
Yarak (Join or Die Edition)
Samet mit Yarak
Yarakstyle91
Playboy Yarak
Süper Yarak
MC Yarak
Mc Yarak
Dj Yarak
Yarak Yarak
Yarak for men
Huh!

why not post actual German instead of wank turkroach nonsense?

> Yarak Sensitive

kek

For Mexico
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For Australia
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terrible bogan attempt.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIBAAAAAAAAA

Do your best (worst) then

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The South will rise.

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wtf too loud

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Are you by chance the frog that sang Brazillian music? If so, I gotta say I enjoyed very much your posts on vocaroo threads and /luso/s, would like to hear more from you

Gonna wait for reliable babs to show up and post shit i've already done.

I posted a brazilian song a while ago but I've never posted in /luso/ so I'm probably not the guy.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0s9xzs4jPS2
I enjoyed that, noice

Congratulations on Bexit by the way. Well done guys.

Reruns are boring

post brazilian music lads

have some spanish in the meantime
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Thank you based Hollande for saying brits can stay. At least I know if i'm fucked in Germany I can come back to the land i've come to love.

After a few more beers, then

Damn dude.

I'm not quite fond of that genre, but it's a noice performance

Also, this one is rather easy but beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=isHScJrbDoE
letras.mus.br/vinicius-de-moraes/49279/

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Ayy

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Pretty much flawless as usual.

>post brazilian music lads
Just a little something.

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Breddy gud. W-would you do a Capella with me user?

You are awsome people and should feel awsome becuase you are.

marco rubio on vacation here, excuse the shitty mic
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you must be sweating buckets in Chile

Minä kaiken juon
minä elämäni juon
minä naapurin viinatkin juon
minä palkat juon
minä eläkkeet juon,
minä vaimonkin perinnöt juon
minä asunnot juon
minä metsät juon
minä maat ja mannut juon
minä raktorin juon
minä hevosen juon, kissat ja koirat sikana juon!
Juon, juon, minä poika juon, minä tykkään olla kännissä
Juon, juon, minä poika juon, tahdon heilua hulluna humalassa!
sing this bls, especially source video here: youtu.be/SvA37qYeb-g

Im pretty sure I would only mess it up,
this is like the best i can muster:
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By the way what's the song ?

E-eero?

What's this song? Sounds familiar
I tried guessing but beats me

A-ano?

oh, sorry if I haven't made myself clear but I meant your renditions instead

bretty gud

abspbloodylutely amazing m8

por amarte así by cristian castro

F A N T A S T I C, this is from bioshock right? I remember this melody. Also we could sing a simple thing. Like agni parthene. You are far better than me already, if there's a person that'll mess something up, I'm pretty sure it's me.

It's just some random bossa nova chords. The first few bars are from a brazilian football freestyle video I saw on youtube years ago.

Since there are so many of you very good singers in this thread I want to share this song sung by a Russkie here on Sup Forums. I saved his singing because I enjoyed it so much
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Thank you anonymous poster from Finland, it's very good.

I was in tampere few days ago

To taste some mustamakkara I presume :^)

Requesting from turkish anons

Altmış beş yaş üstü yüzü, gözü, büzüğü büzüm büzüm büzülürken üzülüp düzülesiceler

Chicken at some fancy brewery restaurant where the waitresses had their boobs almost out

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Can someone post a a few lines in spanish ? I haven't practiced in a long while.

Yo lads
Ready to try European languages (but please without Irish, no ideas how to read it lol), Turkish and Arabic with harakats
Waiting for requests :3

I'm amazed at how many good singers are here today. We should definitely do another "Sup Forums sings" someday.
Tried to sing Katyusha:
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El placer de experimentar una eyaculación dentro de ti.

Es el mas dulce y bello placer que podria uno desear, sentir el viscoso y espeso semen ser bombeado dentro de ti con fuerza y dulzura a la vez.
Un duro pene pulsante que dispara sin parar sus chorros de lefa dentro de ti.

Quiero sentir el placer de una eyaculación interna ahora.

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I give it 4/5
fug you're good, I can't even whistle kek

Your pronouncation is pretty good, dude

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Ayy lmao 7/10 solid pronounciation mate

Memes
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what is a harakat?

can't you fucking stay away from your microphone?

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CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS-SCUM
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Ty senpaitachi

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

THE FIRE RISES

forgot the vocaroo lel
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r8

any poker tonight?

Can't
It's 2016, they should have mobile sites

Are you out?

fugg

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No
I'm visiting my relatives

Into the vocaroo folder you go

>any poker tonight?

this tbqfh m8

And thats it for me.
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Still as creepy as ever.

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