When you think of the German language, what's the first word that comes to your mind?

When you think of the German language, what's the first word that comes to your mind?

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SIEG

Get shot

Ficki ficki

VOLKSWAGEN in angry german accent.

spoopy

sieg heil are the only two words I can think of

EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN FUHRER

Scheisse

Scheisse

Takbir

döner kebab

hurensohn

Volkszorn

Munchen

ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN

JUST

>german language

german is not a language but a throat disease

"DEUTSCH".

Schnitzel

Cuck

blitzkrieg is a word?literally the only thing i know besides bayern munchen

Es ist gut

Hände hoch

El PeruANO

Esas son tres palabras...

"Schön"

Kanacke

Mein Handy

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Streichholzschächtelchen

>Hände hoch
>polish user

kek

I get scared when I hear it.

kriegdiesntvergeigerer, or whatever it's spellt

Hochdeutsch? Fast and stick up speakers ass most of the time but it's also more formal/poetic/professional, that's why we had to speak it at school instead of dialect

Saying SCHWEIZ instead of Suisse or Svizzera or Switzerland

Ich spreche nicht sehr gut Deutsch.

I'm trying to get the hang of it. But it's a bit of a slog for me, with lack of time and patience.

it sounds REALLY gay

german is like dutch but without the deepthroat sound so stfu

SCHMETTERLING!!

DER UNT SCHOOPTEN SCHNAFFEL

Sadly enough gf is Russian an that is one of the very few German words her grandfather knows.
Well... at least I ram my sausage in his granddaughter every night which is basically a win.

yes but german men have this really gay nasal accent like they are homosexual

EINS ZWEI POLIZEI

Das ist gut

scheisse

Sounds like barking
>sorry germans that's how it sounds to me

Du hast

Scheisse.

S C H E I ß E
C
H
E
I
ß
E

Scheisse

Auslenders raus

Ven you dink of the German language, vat's the first vord dat comes to your mind?

Fucking tall ass germans talking like they are planning world domination like brain from pinky and the brain.

Still not broken enough.

>Ven you dink of de German languatche, vat's de first voat dat comes to youa mint?

>,,Ausländer" mit E
Franz, bitte.

Rindfleischetiquettierungsgesatzblahblahblah

>Law of Beef Etiquette
Is this a real thing or are you just making shit up?

Polen

ja

Cute blonde girls and men in lederhosen.

weiner

Scheiße

arbeiterpartei

They talk too fast and word things in weird ways that confuse English speakers. I still haven't figured out exactly how to use verbs with separable prefixes for example, especially when there's another preposition involved. And just the general way of expressing things doesn't always penetrate my anglo brain properly.

The accent only sounds badass when listening to old recordings or Nazis in fiction. Modern Germans sound faggy.

Allahu ackbar

RAUS
DAS SPIEL IST AUS

Hitler

Capitalized agglutinated nouns.

NEIN
NEIN
DAS KANN NICHT SEIN
HEREIN
IN MEIN KÄMMERLEIN

Schadenfreude

nine

Blitzkrieg

ẞ*

Bester Verbündeter.

Was für ein haufen scheisse

>word

Rapefugees who go to Germany to steal breads, shelters and women of Germans.

Ahtung
Verboten

Dies

ACH DU LIEBER

Völkermord

MEIN LEBEN

aschbach, for some reason

"och" or "auch" or whatever throaty word that means "eight"

just a gutteral phlegmy gross semitic sounding clusterfuck

ACHT

acht

Underrated. Based Master.

deutsch

Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen

Alluh Akbar!!!

"Extinction."
I mean... I know it's not extinct yet, but it is getting there. The German birthrate is worse than Japan's, but you import a lot of muslims to compensate, so the native population is being replaced quicker than pretty much anywhere else.

Vollständig

I'm not even sure if it's a real word

RAUS!

It is, Texas. It means "completely".

Teufel

Plumpsklo

German: long, painful sounding words
Italian: everyone speaks too fucking fast
French: 99% of letters in every word are silent
Spanish: english for dummies
Chinese: 1.3 bil of people saying gibberish and pretending its a language

>Italian: everyone speaks too fucking fast
Holy shit, why does everybody say that? We don't speak faster than spaniards or french.

Neger.

Schwul

1974
Pay reparations.

Because italian movies always portrait characters that love speaking fast.