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faccia di gatto edition

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girl from west london i really like tbqh

girl from japan I really like tbqh

jani

> 4th for you will never try to insert your flaccid penis into a smelly girl while tripping your balls on MDMA

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nth for kot

Really makes you think.

girl from /brit/ i really like tbqh

gf just sent me this

/britfeel/ is even more normie than you cunts desu

Helen (my new gf)

I was a horny college kid who discovered and hung out at the baths in Dallas and Austin every chance I got. It was the early '80s, and guys who had AIDS were shunned at the baths like lepers. Most of them lurked in the shadows in dark corners in the hallways and orgy rooms in an effort to hide their emaciated bodies and KS lesions. They were so incredibly horny because no one would go near them, much less touch or have sex with them.

EXCEPT ME! I was so fukkin horny and so fukkin turned on by the fact that they were considered undesirable that I spread my legs for every sick guy who even looked at me! Many of them stroked huge dicks while their beady eyes searched with hunger for anyone to fuck, and I was only so happy to help them out. I remember thinking, "This must be what it feels like to get fucked by a skeleton" every time I wrapped my arms around a wasted top as he speared me on my back with his diseased cock and pumped furiously until he spewed his poison seed in my guts.

After a while, I became regular fuck buds with a lot of them, because word spread quickly that there was a hot college kid who would take any AIDS cock at Club Dallas and Club Austin, and I'd see and get fucked by a lot of the same guys any time I was at the baths. Over time, of course, they'd get too sick - or die - and I wouldn't see them anymore .... but there were always newly sick horny fukkers taking their places. Damn, I miss those days....

She's pretty cute

soon I fucking hope

...

Lager

Ah yes, brown eyed master race

/r9k/ is the most normie board though

why not this sounds rather common

this 2bh

also liking the automotive discussion

/r9k/ is a normie board

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Some lad at school on the very last day of sixth form got tied up, covered in glitter and thrown down the stairs.

I see his snapchat now and he has 120 second stories every other day with all these people.

He uses the same facial expression of a really wide open mouth grin.

Think he's been scarred for life. Poor lad.

Feel for him, I really do. The people who did that to him were a bunch of pussies too

how many u on

dope and dopethrone haha

ah yes, gf just sent ;) me this i really like tbqhwyf

HOWEVER

rice looks funny. sort of milky. curry looks good though, what sort is it lad?

True.

Business idea:
Go to /britfeel/ and say I have experienced sexual intercourse with multiple women

extremely good lads

evening

microwave

damn. the only weird hobby my gf have is that she's a bbc nerd, almost every free space in her fanny is filled with different blacks and she takes a lot of time to take care of them

got a box of celebrations lads

GF just telegraphed me this

that's my point retarts

need a qt gf to cuddle

By the time I split up with my gf, I'll probably be old enough to be percieved as a creeper on these kinds of events

trois

Went to a psy-rave in White City.

Was fucking weird.

Dropped some MDMA and had a great time.

Vermont gf just sent this lads

150BPM IS WHERE THE MADNESS LIES AT

sounds delicious

you could've shat in a toilet and dropped mdma and had a good time

meme drug

gf just smoke signalled me this


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Chuck us a milky way

Might start smoking marijuana lads

>all these people
what people, those who tied him up?

>speaking to a girl for the last week
>organised to go on a date tonight
>message her this morning before work
>get back from work, she hasn't read it but is online
>message again, same thing

haha first time I've ever been turned down like that lads haha

Tell her there's a Paki in front of her and she needs to remember the Mozambique Drill you taught her

Have always been much more focused on older guys .. once I started with the baths, my interest/cravings/lust increased and were so damn easily fed and satisfied.
Then, when I got into bare-fucking and quickly moved from mostly safe top to 100% full raw-bottom, the hunger for more raw cock, more fresh hot cum pumped deep in my ass just increased .. add the look of wasting or a bio-tattoo or just being told by the guy that he's POZ .. I'm little more than a total open cum-hole/dump/pig.
So damn hot when a 50, 60 + y.o. POZ guy is fucking my ass .. his dick pounding my hole, filling my ass with his toxic load ... some, regular fuck-buds who use my hole every time I see them at the baths ....... others, new dicks more than happy to use the hole of a healthy and willing neg man.
Sometimes, one or two of them might ask my status .. but always while he's fucking me or right after he's cum in my ass, his dick still buried in me, still passing the last of his dirty load to me ...

really make u think...

Reckon Jaglad would be better off with something like this

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400 LS horses that will actually make it past 100k on the clock, though it's not much of a looker

brit on holiday here. what the fuck do yanks put in their water? All their women have huge chebs and big fat arses.

Quite like it when mini memes pop up honestly

/britfeel/ is much more normie than /brit/. Weird that.

this, had a shit in a porter potty 5min into my first MDMA, it was literal heaven

drinking a can of relentless

HFCS

having a cheeky nibble before bedtime lads

me and the gf

roll wid a different team, inject sleep in fiends with bees and leave em a note sayin "yo if ya wanna reload make sure that you holla at me"

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do laugh when someone tells me to fuck off to /r9k/

So a couple days ago i posted about my gf getting pregnant, and some of you are blamming me, however it was not my fault, our rules have always been condoms, and she was supposed to be birth control. We sat down last night and discussed what had happened and she fessed up and said she stopped the pill, and set no rules for the gyus who was with her. I asked if this was her plan, and she said it wasnt but she was willing to take the chance, and she gave me the ultimatum of accept this, or consider us over. A guy like me dont usually get a woman like this, she is very sexy, but at the same time i cant seem to accept the betrayal of rules, i live by her law, and never stray or break her rules, and i felt she should have done the same. She had also informed me that there was a total of 4 guys who could be the father, there was a guy the week before who also released inside. Im walking away from the most erotic experiences ive ever had and i hope i dont regret it in the long run. If anything changes, I will update. Thanks for the comments, but the negative ones not so much. C ya all around!

*throws you a bounty instead*

oops sorry

STOP REPOSTING THIS

drinking shedloads of bers all on youre own ah yes

>A Muslim newspaper in Germany, Islamische Zeitung, tweets that mosques in Munich will stay open overnight for anyone who needs refuge.

hmm

Howling

fucking love bounty

Feelin a bit lonely lads

>having a good time is a meme

absolute plen

never reply to me again

*intercepts it*

heh.....try again.....kid.........

think this was before she went full commie

fucking arseholes!

she looks weird in her non selfie pics

im not fond of this wifes son meme but do you really want to raise a child of a girl who cheats on you,

mayb we cud b lonely 2g4

Urgh, his absolute face

Nah people at his university (Swansea)

strange photo this

Gf just Morse Coded me this

I'll give you shedloads of something in a minute

Thinking about letting the GF in on /brit/

you can't see it but owen has his hand on her arse

Problem, nerd?

listening to pussy riot

>Aisha met Jezza

Bit jelly desu

*unsheathes katana*
*slices it into ribbons*
nothin personnel kiddo

well /brit/, gf's coming back tomorrow afternoon and i'll stop being bored

see you again in 6 months

Jaglad fuck the Monaro, buy a TVR

forgot you could get those over there.

good edition

They just fired the fugly receptionist at work lads. I hope they find a real qt to replace her.

Anyone work else hoping for some new quality qts at work?

*unholsters dual engraved stainless steal 1911s*

The gf just sent me this

Someday you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova in the sky

me and the gf

I'd say he wouldn't like it because its completely different from what he posted lad

haven't shaved for a week

getting very itchy

bit gay