Wake up one day

>Wake up one day
>Notice everyone else is gone
>Turn on the news
>World War 3 has begun
>All the countries are firing their nukes at each other
>One is headed directly to your location and will hit in 15 minutes
>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time

How do you spend your last moments?

More rapes than you can shake a stick at

Jerk off

Fap

go to sleep again

Hide in the fridge.

Who would nuke little old me in bumfuck nowhere South Australia

Rape 15yearolds in uniform

go to the nearest pulowski preservation shelter

Ain't no nukes landing anywhere near me.

I'd die in the slow, painful long haul of the aftermath

Shitposting on Sup Forums

at least i'll die white

Laught at the world while i jerk off beacause this irrelevant piece of clay will never be nuked

>raping korean girls before they get plastic surgery

미친놈아

Delete my internet history, and turn my PC off safely so it won't damage the hard disk.

Smoke weed and drink a beer.

sit back and smile desu, it was all going to shit anyway

these

I'd fuck my gf one last time

Good morning! Bethesda calling!

Grab a strong drink, climb onto my roof, and put on the most tinted sunglasses I own.

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Such a typical and cringey American post

God I hate you people

I knew I'd catch shit for that. Fine, I'll fap.

>implying you aren't jelly because your roof is too slippery to stand on

Shoot myself in the head

whats your max survivable yield based on the nearest target? Mine is 120kt, typical SLBM yield, which is the likely one Russia would use on my nearest target. Not bad but I'd like to be out of 3Mt Chinese ICBM range.

Directly to my location you say?

Directly beneath the point of impact, I lie down on my back, pants off and my legs spread. When the point if the nuke first makes contact with the ground, it will first have to pierce through my already part massacred ballbag. The final moments of my life won't be spent thinking about the world, my family, and what I've done.. oh no. My final moments will be spent in pure bliss, my balls torn asunder by the greatest weapon of mankind.

ah yes, belfast, the prime nuclear target

nuclear bomb never hits the ground
it explodes several hudnred meters above the ground

>Implying you don't want to get nuked looking totally rad.

type up a really knockin solid ass shitpost so when everything is gone, the few survivors will use it as gospel desu

Watch anime.