>Wake up one day >Notice everyone else is gone >Turn on the news >World War 3 has begun >All the countries are firing their nukes at each other >One is headed directly to your location and will hit in 15 minutes >Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
How do you spend your last moments?
Andrew Morris
More rapes than you can shake a stick at
Landon Gutierrez
Jerk off
Lincoln Miller
Fap
Christian Davis
go to sleep again
James Barnes
Hide in the fridge.
Dominic Reyes
Who would nuke little old me in bumfuck nowhere South Australia
Leo Russell
Rape 15yearolds in uniform
Blake Foster
go to the nearest pulowski preservation shelter
Luis Richardson
Ain't no nukes landing anywhere near me.
I'd die in the slow, painful long haul of the aftermath
Henry Parker
Shitposting on Sup Forums
at least i'll die white
Hunter Hughes
Laught at the world while i jerk off beacause this irrelevant piece of clay will never be nuked
Blake Peterson
>raping korean girls before they get plastic surgery
미친놈아
Joshua Reyes
Delete my internet history, and turn my PC off safely so it won't damage the hard disk.
Juan Hall
Smoke weed and drink a beer.
Dominic Sullivan
sit back and smile desu, it was all going to shit anyway
Liam Reyes
these
Jaxon Gomez
I'd fuck my gf one last time
Grayson Flores
Good morning! Bethesda calling!
Brody Hill
Grab a strong drink, climb onto my roof, and put on the most tinted sunglasses I own.
Liam Jenkins
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Aiden Nguyen
Such a typical and cringey American post
God I hate you people
Samuel Gray
I knew I'd catch shit for that. Fine, I'll fap.
Landon Morales
>implying you aren't jelly because your roof is too slippery to stand on
Benjamin Powell
Shoot myself in the head
Tyler Lee
whats your max survivable yield based on the nearest target? Mine is 120kt, typical SLBM yield, which is the likely one Russia would use on my nearest target. Not bad but I'd like to be out of 3Mt Chinese ICBM range.
Alexander Wood
Directly to my location you say?
Directly beneath the point of impact, I lie down on my back, pants off and my legs spread. When the point if the nuke first makes contact with the ground, it will first have to pierce through my already part massacred ballbag. The final moments of my life won't be spent thinking about the world, my family, and what I've done.. oh no. My final moments will be spent in pure bliss, my balls torn asunder by the greatest weapon of mankind.
Joseph Wilson
ah yes, belfast, the prime nuclear target
Matthew Ross
nuclear bomb never hits the ground it explodes several hudnred meters above the ground
Asher Price
>Implying you don't want to get nuked looking totally rad.
Levi Rodriguez
type up a really knockin solid ass shitpost so when everything is gone, the few survivors will use it as gospel desu