Be German

>be German
>get shot
>get chopped

>be French
>get shot
>get ran over

>be Belgian
>get exploded

>be Westerner
>get cucked

It's not fair. All anyone in the U.S. does is get shot. Meanwhile in Europe, you have planes falling out of the sky, trains flipping over, airports exploding, people getting stabbed, axed, beheaded, run over etc. They're so much more creative there in terms of the sheer variety of massacres, I'm rather jealous.

Americans are unimaginative fucks

Smdh t.bh

I agree. Our happenings are boring. I miss the good ole days of 9/11.

In the end who was the shooter?

>not remembering 9/11

t. FUCKING INVINCIBLE

No one knows

[spoiler]It was Muhammad[/spoiler]

>be american
>get shot by nigger
>call police
>get shot by polic
>call ambulance
>get charges
>tip the nigger, the police and the ambulance
>everyone applaudes

>not ending with get shot
You're doing it wrong m8

>be Polish
>???
>live in peace
>be hated for living in peace by western scum

>Be polish
>Have Slavic genes

Rather be shot 2bh

this
I don't mind being a slav tbqh

>be western
>get shot
>be asian
>get tsunami'd
>be turk
>get coup'd
>be arab
>get crusaded
>be african
>get starved
>be jew
>get gased
>be caucasian
>get genocided
>be india
>get poo'd
>be mediterranean
>enjoy the sunshine while everyone is dying

feels great t.b.h

greeks are the most powerful race in the world

>BAN GUNS WE NEVER GET SHOT HERE DUMB AMERICANS
>get shot
Eurocucks BTFO

>slavic genes
no such fucking thing, slav is a linguistic term
>Sup Forums genetic intelectual

>be American
>don't get shot
>go to prison
>be Greek
>get bankrupted

>be Canadian
>speak French

Ed Gain disagrees. You also had a murder hotel, mobile torture dungeon and plenty of other horror movie like shit going on.

Yeah but that was more than a century ago. Everyone was doing equally fucked up shit back then.

The age of the serial killer in the U.S. Is long past

>be aussie
>get KHAN'D

>Be Belgian
>Be non country

Almost a century*

>doing it wrong
>get shot

>be American
>spend my freetime defending the right to bear arms on the internet
>one day decide to take a shortcut over my neighbors lawn on my way home from work
>get shot

AAAAAH THIS ISN'T FAIR

>tresspass
>get shot

seems fair to me

>Everyone

not at all also you had Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer who are not from ''more than a century ago''

lmao

You don't wanna fail to tip the amberlamps 2bh. They get pissed.

>be greek
>don't pay denbts

Are the authorities really not sure, or are they covering up?

I wonder what cunt will be next....our country still hasn't had any terrorist attacks YET.

Yeah, and they existed in a time where forensic evidence was either non existent or in its infancy. I don't see your point m8.

>Be dutch
>throw molotov cocktail at mosque

Forensic stuff wouldn't have done much,
Bundy left bodies in the middle of nowhere and Dahmer are them and kept them around.

>middle eastern
>get sanctioned
>get government overthorwn for western dictators
>get bombed
>be refugee in sjwland

No posting pay debts.

>Be German get shot
>Be American get shot
Welcome to our special relationship.

This leads to the question:
What's worse
>getting shot by your own countryman with whom you share a culture
or
>getting shot by someone who may live in your country but doesn't share your culture

Actually, what's worse
>getting shot after having lived the good life
or
>getting shot after having lived in detroit your whole life