>be German
>get shot
>get chopped
>be French
>get shot
>get ran over
>be Belgian
>get exploded
Be German
Lincoln Bennett
Jaxson Baker
>be Westerner
>get cucked
Elijah King
It's not fair. All anyone in the U.S. does is get shot. Meanwhile in Europe, you have planes falling out of the sky, trains flipping over, airports exploding, people getting stabbed, axed, beheaded, run over etc. They're so much more creative there in terms of the sheer variety of massacres, I'm rather jealous.
Christopher Lee
Americans are unimaginative fucks
Smdh t.bh
Cooper Barnes
I agree. Our happenings are boring. I miss the good ole days of 9/11.
Bentley Turner
In the end who was the shooter?
Cameron Walker
>not remembering 9/11
Liam Edwards
t. FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Daniel Anderson
No one knows
[spoiler]It was Muhammad[/spoiler]
Josiah Anderson
>be american
>get shot by nigger
>call police
>get shot by polic
>call ambulance
>get charges
>tip the nigger, the police and the ambulance
>everyone applaudes