Europeans will defend this

Europeans will defend this.

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Why would you do this?

why do germans poop on shelves?

what the fuck
why would they design it like that, so it can smell the room even more?
and i thought germans were master engineers

maybe they want to take a closer look at their shit creation

>shitshelf protects you from asssplash
>you can also inspect your poo to see if you are healthy

barbarians, alot of you

scat fetish

So that shit is first laid out for them to sniff and inspect for traces of illness.

but they can always look in the general direction of their eastern border for that

Is this really a German thing?

what if you get sick and have watery shits

seems the poo stream would hit the shelf at full force and cover your cheeks in poo slime

>boo hoo Greece, why do you have shit bin?
>shit shelf is way better
kys

THAT DESIGN ORIGINATED FROM THE MEDIEVAL GERMANIC CUSTOM OF PERIODIC EXAMINATION OF STOOL, EITHER TO SEARCH FOR DISEASE OR HEALTH MARKERS, OR FOR SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION.

or at their Turkish neighbors

>hungary for poo

you'd have to constantly clean it since shit leaves marks, and come on, how often do you have shit related illness anyway?
what the fuck is a shit bin?

Niggers pls, it's so the filthy water won't touch your filthy butts when you make a big dump

I second this message. Y'all are just walking bags of shit, blood and piss but once they leave your body you can't bear to even look at it. Bunch of sperglords.

>mfw Germans are forced to sit down to pee by society

Germany is the gift that just keeps on giving

this is a good thing

is this a meme, I never saw this type of toilets in hungary

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>shit related illness anyway

DISEASE MAKES ITSELF MANIFEST IN THE STOOL, SO BY EXAMINING THE STOOL ONE COULD ASSESS THE CONDITION OF WHATEVER PART OF BODY IS AFFLICTED BY ILLNESS, OR THE NATURE OF THE DISEASE.

YOU ARE A MORON.

Newly built places generally don't have them but pretty much everyone grew up with toilets like op's. Foreigners often complain about it too.

wait, that's not the norm? we have shit bins too
wew lad

it's 50/50
older toilets are all like this

>wait, that's not the norm?
nope

It's deep enough so it doesn't do that, I have water splash on my ass with the other types a lot more.

this
Also when flushing the shit reaches a higher velocity which reduces the probability of the toilet clogging.

is...is this a toilet?

doesn't it leave shit marks though?

Why wouldn't you want that? It's like a free bidet

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>wait, that's not the norm? we have shit bins too
No, its certainly not.

That's what you've got this for

not any more than other toilets, it has water in it

so is everyone medically trained to inspect their shit? Are they actually dissecting it and running tests on samples? Or are they just look at it and say "yep, looks like shit to me"?

Don't think so, I think Germans and poop fetishes stereotype is real

You can tell if it has blood or anything unusal about it without medical training you dumb burger.

yeah, we have that too but I use it once or twice a month 2bh, i'm too lazy to clean everytime
did you actually notice any illness this way?

>americans bleed out of their ass because government poisons their water
>they will never know because they cant even purchase civilized toilets

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And you can't see a bloody shit in water and not have to deal with the smell and shit stains, you dumb nigger?

The first time I ever saw this was when I was 18 at a hotel in Budapešt. I genuinely thought it was supposed to be used sitting the other way round.

>wanting to splash water all over your ass
>not inspecting your stool bevor flushing it

Any toilet will get dirty if you don't clean it regularly.

That's no European toilet.

>implying burgers look at their shit and not just flush without even standing up

I'm from Somogy and my toilet looks like this.

is your name supposed to be turkish? kuzu means lamb

that's fukig 609

I'd expect Brazil to have sanitation issues, but Germany? Are we talking East Germay? For fucks sake, just get an ass cleaner like the Italians if you are that worried.

>EIN POOPENßELVENBEHREIT

Evet

The majority of health issues are related to the digestive system, you buggers should already know enough about that.

Man, how the fuck are you shitting that you get "assplash"? That's a non issue...

>Be Hungarian
>wake up
>time for some milk with Paprika to start the day
>spicy drinks aren't a problem for the Hungarian bowel though!
>start to get ready for work
>remember that, as a Hun, you're lactose intolerant
>gotta place that poo in the shelf
>explosive diarrhea occurs
>most of the diarrhea is on the shelf
>can smell the paprika, whole house smells wonderful
>inspect shit further to see if it's healthy
>taste it
>pretty spicy, paprika worked well
>go to work
>eat some paprika with meat
>fuck that meat wasn't pickled well
>go to shit shelf again
>10/10 diarrhea, great texture, smell and taste
>leave it on shelf for more people to admire
>go home
>drink some palinka, paprika flavour, time to relax
>this time the paprika hits you hard
>now you gotta puke and shit, asians can't handle alcohol that well
>go to shit shelf
>shit first, then puke
>admire what paprika can do on the body
>go to sleep and get ready for another day

oh wait, aren't you the turkboo from that image? with the rakı bottle and stuff
even i, as a turk, hate turks. what is your problem?

Oh shit dude are you stalking me?

What kind of shithole are you in?

>do you have shit related illness anyway?
Oh you're in for a meme treat. If one EU country needs Polish plumbing magic it's Greece.

How is having the design not stopping Germans from doing it to?

Yep because a turd becomes totally invisible in clear water and blood doesn't mix with water making it very apparent that the water is red.

Boggles the mind you are defending this barbaric design

>budgetturk humour

The water is cleaner than the 50% bacteria bomb falling out of your ass.

I never saw them in Germany but that was 2005 and I didn't go to the former East Germany.

>oh wait, aren't you the turkboo from that image?
Evet
>with the rakı bottle and stuff
Evet
>what is your problem?
Dunno, just like it I guess

>burgers bantering about other countries' health
top kek
Have you ever seen blood? It's not bright red paint as in movies.

I like airplanes

>haha le hungarians and their le paprika xD

>wait, that's not the norm? we have shit bins too
Well you're just Greeks who turned to the dark arts so I'm not suprised.

Yeah me too

well, i had had blood in my shit before, and I could notice it clearly with regular toilets
those toilets would make it easier but not really essential in regards to blood

I wish you guys still made more than wings. I look back nostalgically when the Brits made cool ass jetliners. Now the French pretend to build them, even if you do a lot of the work.

>take a massive shit in a European toilet
>long shit coils on the poop shelf as I empty my bowels
>a pyramid of shit is erected in the toilet
>I have to fucking stand up because my tower of shit is starting to reach my ass

No thanks, bruh.

Blood is just the most common example but there's plenty of things you could notice in your shit.
articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/02/14/normal-stool.aspx

>flush standing up
Really? This isn't normal up there?

Airbus is flimsy piece of French garbage, but their wings are superb

It's normal. But I was referring to standing up while shitting because the shit is getting too high.

>Going through Hungarian customers
>reach the mandatory poo inspections
>held up for over 14 hours because I accidentally cheesy lasagna beforehand and couldnt go

I thought you guys were the ones with deep toilets. What happened?

Toppest of keks

You are falling for a meme.
these toiletts are called "flat flushers" and they are a choice in many european countries.
They prevent your bum becomming wet from splashback water.

a fat nigger happened who clogs the toilet

I want the English to brexit that shit and make their own again. Such cool machines.