ITT we describe our countries' history in 7 words max

ITT we describe our countries' history in 7 words max.

we wuz kangs and then we wuzn't

Thanks Lee Kuan Yew

LE PLUS GRAND DE TOUS LES PAYS

the republic was a mistake

1453 WE FAKED YOUR MATHERS

what the fuck is this shit

/thread

Better than your country

We are optimistic about the future.

Be German, "elect" insane manlets, lose

THE GODDAMN SPANIARDS OPPRESSED US TO POORNESS

kicked out jews in the 15th century

RULE BRITANNIA, Agriculture, Mining, Wars, based banterers.

should have gone christian or jew

kek

NOUS ETIONS CELTES ET MERDE

you still are you freckled bastards

that kills the infidel
t. ardogan

We got powerful, then we got fat.

DU SANG DES LARMES PAS D'EXCUSE

made up yet best in many fields

worship idols, worship JHWE, finally worship money

Stupid poles cant govern themselves

like America but cold
A FUCKING LEAF

Swedes and Russians made us

pl0x eggsblain

First rome, then cool art, then shit.

We were powerful over 1000 years ago

Fish

kill all traitors

we wuz brits n shit, stayed loyal

NEVER CONQUERED BY WHITEY

GOAT of all GOATS. saviour of Europe.

1000 years of being raped by foreigners

That image is underrated

Never abide or follow the rules including now

Swedes. Russians. Reds. Soviets. Immigrants. Battle continues.

Shitloads of nations cucked by france, austria.

The country of the future, forever

So much bloodshed for so much wealth

gatherer to agriculture then samurai and empire

degozaru

invaded, invaded, invaded, uprising, independence, EU cucks

1453 was the year of conquest of constantinople
You can see a lot of uneducated nationalists with shitty english on youtube or facebook comments repeating the same shit

Laziness of Spain, violence of Aztecs

bitchez n clothes r like new clothes once u got em u wish u nevr bought em

This

we keep it 300 like the romans

empty -> full. Fuck off

Give back our shit, and stay out

Barbarians who suddenly forgot how to barb.

It's alright, though. S'all good.

Elsaß-Lothringen not Alsace-Lorraine

Fuck off, Spain. We win every time.

Killing sand niggers to turn into sandniggers

oh yes Manolo, fuck me, fuck me

Got nuked twice. 66 years later, self-nuked.

shitty tourist economy, we let portugal exist

>we let portugal exist
kekked.

yeah nah ayy, she'll be right mate

ours now, fuck off we're full

Russians attacking.

saved

LMAO

That turned out better than expected

We have nukes. No more words needed.

Good one, my friend across the Pacific. No joke, I'm in Oregon. I'm much closer to Japan than Europe.

Raped by tatars, greeks, turks and commies

got rough got good got shit got shitter

Had, lost and took back control

Weak shit then World Wars arms dealing

Don't touch muh guns

Fell for the leftism meme, fuck Spain

Since World War One all is shit

canada

And then we lost the war again

Kill the Danes, race war now!

freedom, wars, great power, wars, irrelevance, cucked.

...

look west, feel better living here

Did not enjoy being Danes or Swedes

spain raped natives then binoched brought freedom

muh empire muh reinassance muh pizza pasta

Ongoing occupation since dawn of history

No past no future

Sucking russian dick for three hundred years

esperanto are you ok?

RARE

We were great and then we weren't

JUST

islam couldn't have fucked us any better.

we wuz monkz, filthy anglo gib potato

putin vodka balalaika matreshka hui govno pizda

Socialism ruined everything. Brink back VOC mentality

>NONEXISTENT

FATISTAN:
HOME OF BURGERS KIKES JESUS AND FAT

JEW YORK:

HOME OF PIZZA RAT, THE 1%, IMMIGRANTS

HMM MAYBE REPLACE "KIKES" IN FATISTAN WITH "NIGGERS" AS KIKES ARENT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED WHILE NIGGERS ARE EVERYWHERE

Traded French nobles for Jewish bankers

We want to be white and european

Beware the Viking, the Norman, the Anglo.

Crooks and povvoes, but now we rich.

xD atleast we tried xD

trust me, I'm on your side