ITT: Write a haiku about the country above your post

ITT: Write a haiku about the country above your post.

just fuck off ya leaf

the British empire
father to the western world
now just brown people

fuck you slimy pom
your country is islamified
but dont come here please

Show me your past
O majestic Canada ! --
A few acres of snow.

For :

france is shit country
muslims are driving the truck
can't wake up from this

>5 8 5

I'll forgive the Frenchman because English isn't his native language, but come on man.

Its full of muslims
Most overrated country
Close to being third world

I'm so hungary
I want to eat a pizza
Wait, are you real?
...
Yeah I suck at this

Please remember this
No soy chino
Learn the difference

Gaze at history
Your suffering will end soon
If blood flows again

when they build the wall
come here Chiquito is shit
we need mexicans
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yea I do too lmao


nice

You have left the hive
Time to strike alone again
Be careful out there

You just fucked up senpai
I do still like your culture
Ireland's better though

kill all drug addicts
that was duterte's plan right
now philippines suck

I don't know a lot
Of the drunkards in the north
But their guns are cool

Some have stripes and stars
And dragons and yet you are
Just a fucking leaf

Mother of many inventions
Is led by a neurotic woman
Dead people in the street

Go ahead and laugh
But your own flag resembles
used menstrual pad

Those are not haikus
You all are a bunch of fools
God, you're retarded

A pepik should not laugh
At what used to be his own
Before dumb triangle

...

this.
Five syllables here
And seven syllables here
And five here retard

Don't know what to say
Can't think of anything good
Oh, yes, YOU ARE GAY
AHAHAHHAHA

Mother of culture
Now led by a sad fat child
People in gulag

Polish bro is right
Don't be a piece of shit mate
Respect the haiku

bumpy bumpy

tacos are tasty
I like to eat them sometimes
they give me the shits

pendejo fuck off
orale lose your head cunt
chilangos are based

Number one export
Porn actresses and videos
Degenerates

Whatever country is above
is irrelevant compared to Murica
USA USA USA USA USA USA

Argies are right cunts
Who think they are white people
Falklands are not yours

Too many arabs
No more good economy
Have fun with dying