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One final thought, maybe we're alone.

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hi

JANNY

xi and putin aren't women what are you on about

>Previous:

cut that shit out

>hasn't been deleted yet

hmmm

>try branch into ales
>first kind has this terrible citrus taste
>second is like those nescafe mocha sachets just cold and diluted with beer

think i'm back to cheap lager lads, this isn't worth it

Should I get out of bed lads

Devon Tracey

just wanted to share my favourite cucknadian post from last thread
>hardly, you're as much of a mouth-breather as before. its amazing how positivism has become the dominant ideology in our society so quickly, all that has happened is the priests have been usurped by a new ruling class of mental autocrats. positivism is as much a load of rubbish as any other dogma.

fuck off you shilling cunt

Not going to do a post until I'm certain janny won't delete the thread

belting a bit of elton john

bit gay

sounds pretty accurate to me

>fuck off you shilling cunt

Alri Tim

Saw a free video game, the first episode of Life is Strange. Personal record for turning it off, seven minutes. Every inch of the game oozes "insufferable twats"

[disdain for plebs intensifies]

Am I a bit of a madman for wanting a Merc E430 estate for a year?

stalking limmy on social media

literally had nothing to do with positivism

sent this picture to tim in the post lads. now we wait XD

>get motivated to message one of my matches
>she ignores me straight away
>all my motivation disappears for 3 days minimum

Trailer Park Boys started out being pretty good but now it's getting pretty bad.

never give up m8

/gf2020/ might be achievable

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wew lads

English girls 2bh lads

why not 2016

it got bad once it became the bubbles show

So youll spend the next 5 years waiting for her arrival?

this 2bh

I don't have one, I just ask about something in their profile, and if their profile's blank I'll use something like "I swear we met at that Mongolian basketweaving conference the other week..". I've only messaged about 35 of the girls so I reckon 15 numbers is pretty good

errrr thanks pal haha
*eats your sultanas*
they'Re MOLDY you piece of shit aren you trying to kill me
*spits them back in your face*


pic
>odious toad!

ate mcdonalds

feel fat

Appreciate the sentiment la, but over the last couple of years I've not really been settled in any one place so I've not been interested in finding a gf. Still hoping for the dream friendship -> gf route, hate all this Tinder and dating bullshit, really puts me off desu.

Should we send an escort that does out-calls to Tim?
Maybe a fetish one that does ballbusting or watersports or something??

ate nothing of the day
feel thin :)

>no /BlackGF2016/

why live lads

>tfw my favourite biscuits will probably be gone from my local tesco when brexit is finalised
>tfw there will be no tesco either to get biscuits in
wow fuck you guys

Too fat

True, and Bubbles used to be my favourite character too. It's like after Season 5 or something they ran out of ideas so they literally just repeated every joke that had ever been funny at any point of the seasons until it really wasn't funny any more.

Brexit is not going to happen.

I hate that going out with girls has become so bureaucratic, like you have to go through so much shit processing to even get to first base.

only girls I've dated have all been just been people I interacted with in regular life and its always been so much more natural.

Plot twist: the Brit with the black gf is in fact black himself

have some aspic instead

>no /BlackMotherofmyChildren20NOW/

why live lads

why am I expected to feel sympathy for Haitians or Zimbabweans?

>this is what leftists actually believe

fair enough m8 hope it goes well tbqh

the laws of physics break the laws of physics

because it serves the interests of people in power
just don't and you'll be better off.
its not like they want/need your sympathy anyways.

>we
what you mean is will someone else do it for you. strangle yourself.

because if you don't you're a racist, despite the history of both those countries

>not peak freans

how much did you eat

Yeah that's what I'm hoping for, need to put in the effort and actually go out to meet girls once I'm settled though. Really hate making the first move in any social situation, so I need to find some hobbies where people will be forced to get to know me and I won't just hide away.

Thanks Paddy.

Doing a reeeee at this vidya boss

not much

some fries and a quarter pounder

i'm skinny

>what you mean is will someone else do it for you. strangle yourself.

*takes sip of fosters*

ah yes

My gf on the left

married to the game but she broke her vows

>watch Fargo instead

already have, bit boring

>Aussie men

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Jew porn poster hasn't been seen in a while

am i banned?

it all seems worse than it really is, in reality once you start doing things on your own people will take more interest in you.

even if you're a loner, if you have your own thing going on rather than sitting around, people won't think you're a creep

then you won't get fat ffs

417 in the burger (if with cheese) and 378 in the fries (if medium)

thinker

yes

doesn't look like me at all

normies don't know what it's gonna be
fuckin with a neet like me

REALLY want to shag a hair dresser for some reason lads

NEED a Jewish qt to make me her goytoy

because they're usually fit airheads?

i still feel fat

i don't have a full stomach very often

i usually barely eat anything

Male co-worker keeps making comments about my 'beautiful' appearance, and the other day he started rubbing my shoulders and said 'wow, what a body!'. Should I be worried lads? The guy has a girlfriend and 2 kids, I don't know if this is just ordinary male banter and I'm misreading it.

Free haircuts

probably

also because I always used to sperg out whenever one would talk to me

>tanline fetish

MORE

wew who is she

if they make more seasons of Stranger Things i think it will temporarily give me reason to live

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its just banter lad
get back at him by sucking his dick like a madman

just a bit of banter mate. he sounds like a top lad

replace man with my gonads

iktf, they all seem like sluts

Just spent 30 minutes wanking but wasn't able to come

Hmm

Geeffss too tall for me lads

1,2

fuck off you are objectively wrong

>Male co-worker keeps making comments about my 'beautiful' appearance, and the other day he started rubbing my shoulders and said 'wow, what a body!'

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this is hilarious

Might send Tim a letter soon. Hopefully it gets featured in one of his videos.

my Jewfu

put something up your arse