RAARRRAGH JUST FUCK MY EXISTENCE UP! I WENT INTO HIS APARTMENT AND HE DODGED MY FIRST PUNCH AND THEN KICKED THE SHIT...

RAARRRAGH JUST FUCK MY EXISTENCE UP! I WENT INTO HIS APARTMENT AND HE DODGED MY FIRST PUNCH AND THEN KICKED THE SHIT OUT IF MEEEE. I SPENT 3 HOURS AT ER WITH A BROKEN NOSE AND ONE OF MY TEETH GOT KNOCKED OUUUUTTT! HE'S ALSO PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST ME! THIS FUCKING ITALIAN GARDENER JUST RUINED MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN THE SPACE OF 3 DAYYS! FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

At least u had a gf once in ur lyfe

I know you're making up everything but it's still hilarious

Story?

Italian gardeners are very dangerous, everybody knows that here.

I CAN'T FUCKING TELL WHO'S SAYING WHAT

>stuff that never happened

>mfw he's probably banging OP's wife doggystyle while choking her and spiting on her as she calls him "maestro" RIGHT NOW

Next time use a kick. Kicks is the only true answer.

Should have shot him, dumbass

I NEVER WANT TO SEE AN ITALIAN FLAG AGAINNN

RARARARARRRGHHHHHH

Doesn't your own flag remind you of Italy?

>even op's flag is cucked

CAN'T

...

post your face for proof

>he doesn't practice any martial art

lmao at ur lyf

There is no proof because he's just shitposting
Guarantee some autist will post a collage on r/Sup Forums tho

TERRONED

>TODAY ON BIZARRE ER:

>AN IRISH FUCKTARD WEAKLING PUSSY GOT COMPLETELY OBLITERATED BY AN ITALIAN STALLION WORKING AS GARDENER, THE IRISH SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, NEXT TIME, CHOOSE AN OPPONENT ON YOUR OWN LEVEL *ZOOMS ON A POTATOE

at least you still have your wife.

OP's ancestors were all proud members of IRA who removed disgusting british scum

and then there's OP, who got his shit demolished by an italian bull who SPAGHETTID his wife

really makes you think

>remove british scum
>north ireland
>falklands

rip

what the hell Patrick, how can a gigolo fuck you up?