You wake up 50 years ago. What do you do?

You wake up 50 years ago. What do you do?

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>What do you do?

your mom

Bet all my money on England in the world cup

Hatch a secret plan to trick all the bigots and racists to leave the Democratic party and join the Republicans.

I call it the "Southern Strategy" - Lee Atwater

Take a joyride in a police car.

Burn a pile of Beatles records at my local church because John Lennon said they're bigger than Jesus.

buy art

I'm pretty sure BLM and La Raza aren't Republicans though?

Invent and copyright the first computer, make careful investments using my future knowledge, put the money in a Swiss bank account, and become the richest person in the world.

Watch the olympics

Go to vietnam and cook some gook

Going to gulag probably.

I wake up as a 4 yr old.

kill frenchies

It was already invented you dummy

prevent my parents from ever meeting

50 years you bellend, not 52

Go back to work, Obama.

No wait, on second thought don't. The more time you're shitposting on Sup Forums the less you can fuck this country up.

>copyright the first computer
I think you're confusing copyrights with patents, you legal illiterate.

Beat up some commies.

Hail marshal Tito and address everyone I meet with comrade, freedom to nations death to fascism

Join some branch of the armed forces, then i wait.
>;^)

Good economy, good times, the chaos of the late 60s hasn't yet started. Maybe go to a blues gig and see BB King when he was at his peak, drive my 65 Chevy convertible, get a girlfriend with a huge pageboy...

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Reinvent Simula, then proceed with inventing C (and variants), Java, Python, Ruby and everything in-between.
Also reveal knowledge of modern integrated circuits, displays and computers. Thus jumpstarting the information age and beating the commies once and for all.

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Kill Bill Gates/Jobs, thus ushering in a new age of Foss/libre

Druže Tito mi ti se kunemo

Can't be too bad. Back in those days, all the Cetnik/Ustashi retards were forced to get an education and a job. Then in the 90s they were allowed to get loose again...

Eh it had it's ups and downs. One things for sure the quality of life was better, but the economy of the country itself was being kept afloat with loans

Pick up a Play...oh wait, they don't show puss yet in 1966. Drag.

SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO RIDE
SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO RI-IDE

buy codeine cough syrup at the corner store

Reflect on the horrible fact that John Lennon will be on this planet another 14 years.

Susan Bernard sure was a pretty woman.

This new Star Trek show is dumb. It'll be forgotten in three months of cancellation.

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>not tripping acid and having your mind blown by Tomorrow Never Knows

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jerk it

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Spark a nuclear war.

>1966
>18 years of dictatorship and 32 more of fuckups await me

Be glad I don't live in the Butthurt Belt and spend 8 hours in line for the only potato in the store.

when does the ride end?

Oh yeah.

It doesn't, only gets a bit better in 1994 when there aren't double-digits monthly inflations anymore

>those nice, pure qts

>cetnik/Ustashi retards were forced to get an education and a job
you mean shot and thrown into a mass grave such as an abandoned mine and than sealed

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Eurovision '66

Ah yeah, 1966. Just as the Deluge was about to begin.

Stay woke

>try to amaze everyone with your advanced knowledge of future technology
>realize you don't know enough about computers to make anything

>not impressing people with memes that are fifty years ahead of time

Go back to sleep.

Get ready for It Aint Me.

If we keep having the same threads posted over and over go to bump limit (generals don't count but that's a different story) we're gonna wind up like Sup Forums where it's just the same shit over and over and all the original threads die with

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>British Invasion-era Stones and Who
The Rolling Stones and Who my dad came up with wasn't these, it was the leather fringe jacket/giant wall of Marshall amps/epic 20 minute solos version.

My country will be 1 years old. well, at least there was chewing/bubble gum at that time.

Wait 37 years and then invent Sup Forums.

Get excited to see the first episode of Star Trek

Go get a job at a GM or Ford Plant.

Warn Michigan about the impending race riots.

Albert Speer will be released from prison in September. Interviewing him would be great.

I wait 10 years then invest in microsoft

This

Nokia stock will be cheap as dirt so I'd buy a bunch.

Fuck skinny chicks before it was cool

practice bjj and muay thai for 10 years and become literally the baddest dude on the planet

Get a job easily and buy cheap stuff then watch everybody around me look at me in confusion as I tell them to fuck off for ruining everything.

Kill Khruschev and save the country from commieblocks.

I'd rather be sent back to the 90s.

>Best culture before 9/11 fucked everyone's shit up
>Internet was still in its infancy so no social media
>No smartphones for at least a decade
>Best movies
>Best TV shows and cartoons
>Best video games

>spreading your legs on your back and wearing thai skank shorts
>bad dude
UFC ruined everything. MMA fans are stupid and trashy as pro-wrestling fans now.

Pretend to be a prophet by telling the people things about near future. Gain popularity. Get to the Kremlin. Tell Kruschev lies about the planning attack of western block. Provoke WW3 and nuclear apocalypse.

What are you talking about? Women can't resist an out of shape man in a figure hugging Tapout shirt that calls everybody bro and smells of cheap beer.

BUILD THE COMMUNISM

>no fucking internet

jesus christ living like a normal person

Get gulaged.

buy guns

Fuck with peoples shit bc theres no security cameras

Managua would at least be in tact.

I send you to Vietnam war.

go shoot some abbos because the government hasn't banned guns yet and aborigines are (rightfully) not yet considered people yet

all heil lenin

Help invent the computer.
CS will let me lead us into the future from the past!

Fuck everyone in Malaysia before they became Sharia Lelz.

Going to fuck an East German FDJ girl

Computer already was invented

Kill blacks

Wait until 1990 to buy loads of shit during the breakdown to get rich.

build communism

Prevent the EU - Make the Netherlands for Surinamese people unaccesible

Also your space program starting to fall apart and you cannot into Moon. Not that you know about it of course since failed launches are not mentioned in the news or else claimed to be a success anyway.

Invest in every company that will go big. Starting with Microsoft and Google.

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Finish uni and live the easy life of a boomer

If you can make it through the 70s without dying in a terrorist bombing.

Kill Maggie Thatcher before she can become PM

cry because i missed the 50s

There was no bombing in my city though

>>>/guardian/

the only good thing she did was fight off the Argies