Frogs BTFO

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>Kingdom of Majorca

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disgusting

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I dislike you.

I have love for my english brethren

>The power of Edward's army at Crécy lay in the massed use of the longbow

it's because Genoa is a cultural city state, the French should have hired Almaty

we truly own the mind of the anglo.

their obsession won't end

Do Agincourt m8

>fr*nch people in charge of not being beaten by anatolian peasants

>turkroaches

we literally used armenians and other niggers from our colonies. it was enough to kill 10K cockroaches and prevent you from winning your empire back

>mfw fr*nch cucks need other countries victories to feel good about their misery
By the way in almost all of those wars , Ottomans were fighting alone against Russia and her allies. Tsardom of Russia never had the balls to attack Ottomans alone.

>both sides +10.000
>it was enough to kill 10.000 of you

>French people in charge of reading istatistics

>frogs btfo

yeah we surrender if you want

Bitch, you need us to win your wars

We defeated Englishmen, Spaniards, Italians, Dutchies, Krautz, Austrians. You ? 20 000 Serbs ? 15 000 gypsies with spears ?

If this thread is alive in 30 minutes I will spam french victories wiki pics

Go ahead

Have the French recovered from these historical events?

>20.000 serbs and 15.000 gypsies

Tu es un bon gars

I just saw in medieval unit that I'm 176 lbs
This guy is very heavy

>white driver

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mfw turks are happy when they won one battle, and frogs doesn't give a fuck when they win countless wars

"Kingdom" of Majorca
That's a good one

I concur, he should be swarthy like a frenchman.

I believe they lost more wars than they won

>poo in the loo banter

turkey stronk

I can list you hundreds of wars we have won , we don't celebrate just one battle.
Also , it's just banter m8 , you should train yourself to handle it

This restaurant is in Las Vegas, NV
It's called something like the "Heart Attack Grill," you are asked to wear a hospital gown, the staff is dressed like medical professionals, the food is made as gr3asy and high in cholesterol as posdible and the portions are massive, even by American standards.

If you are over 350lbs/158kg then you eat free, the idea being that if their food gives you a heart attack, you will have paid for yiur meal in the free publicity it would cause.

This is glorious American culture

We're not really good at handling banter

so why do you respond to obvious b8 roach?

Is that the famous black bull in reality that american porn praises ?

Oui, il est un "mandingo."

>hundreds of wars we have won

Really makes you think

>you will never take part in, or even witness a medieval pitched battle

Really makes you htink

Really makes me think

hey lets agree about this

my ancestors were better than yours

Hello

>na tri moreta

ok

We were still the first to get our independence
sure

you know it

that's not french m8

To be fair, the Hundred Years' War has humiliating defeats for both factions.

ALBIONS BTFO

I like you

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is norman

Well I also happen to be Norman so

At the end of the day if a war lasts for 100 years then both sides have basically lost

CAN'T. PRANK. THE. FRANK.

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this

This unfortunately

well then
*sucks you off*

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Oi, my turn slag.

I'm also a Norman, pls suck my willy

Don't let any other Anglo on this tidbit of truth, but it's been speculated that the outcome of the Hundred Years' War may have been beneficial for France, in decimating its nobility, and enabling the King of France to widen his expanse of royal domains, and mingle Godly features to his reign (Jeanne d'Arc, was after all, a saint come to guide the French).

France might not have emerged as the centralized beast it became in the later Middle Ages, should there not have been a Hundred Years' War to purge the pesky nobles.

Meanwhile the HRE and Poland suffered immensely from too strong a nobility.

So France won a lot through the war.

why is this post coming from a sri lankan

not complaining, but it's odd

>tfw being from burgundy

Probably gap year student building houses for gorillas or some shit

What are you talking about, we have the same grandfather.

LET THE MAN SPEAK

>from Touraine

we wuz angevins n shit

Karl?

Sri lankans are renowned as the best posters on Sup Forums you newfag

literally been on Sup Forums since before the flags and you're talking out of your arse

If we won would there be some mega English-France powerhouse or would France just rebel

No. Franz. Second Sturmbataillon.

>Anglo-French kingdom
>Capital in France
>Official language is French
>Culture is French
>Englishmen must speak French
>Englishmen feel ignored, and jealous, they start another war

kek

France would have become the dominant member of the union, England would have ended up either rebelling or being subsumed

I'm french on business.

So yarp.

By what I'm witnessing here, I'm not surprised by the rarity of quality cinghalese posters. Don't be mistaken. This is India-lite.
Not some better off haven, though I am grateful to the Heavens for the "poo in loo" not to have yet materialized itself before my very eyes.

Why did the hundred years war even happen? How does something like that even last for +100 years?

Go back to Sup Forums you summerfag

yeah figured, you enjoying it there? Also what business? Sourcing slave labour for a company?

his name is probably Varashaminganam Charrappuringummaran tbphwy

banter would be my guess

Actually meant to reply to (You) here but I accidentally rused myself

Goes something akin to what I'll portray for you:

>english Prince feels deserving of the french crown by his french mother
>lucky enough, the english already have some encampments on the french mainland (Aquitaine by marriage, and Normandy as relic of Norman-ruled England) and from there, they pillage some of France
>against all odds, win at Crécy and Agincourt through longbow superiority
>start thinking, "shit we can do this" (though not before allying themselves with Burgundy, in typical Anglo fashion)
>England lands massive troops, wins battles again until reaching Paris, and Orleans and not daring to overextended their conquest from there
These were the first 5 years

>nothing happens aside from mild raiding on both sides
These were the middle 100 years.

>Joan of arc rallies the armies of France (more historically accurate is also that France mastered cannon warfare and cavalry charges, see battle of Pataye and Castillon)
>kick England out of their possession in France aside from Calais
These were the last 5 years of the war.

So the answer really is that nothing happened for a long, long time.

typical incompetence I'd expect from you, Prahajanattham.

Family feuds.

I spent entire weeks ignoring my fucking sister because she stole a pen
same toilet different shit

Joan of arc being real is so weird, everything about her sounds like she's directly from a fantasy film

Billy
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just picture a schizo bitch getting burned alive

shit was HARDCORE back then