What's the deal with Finland?
They seem like just a lazily generated buffer country between scandis and russians.
Clearly they're distinct from Scandis, but the only things I can really put my finger on is their looks, their language and the fact that they weren't vikings.
Finns on int, enlighten me on Finland please, their history, culture, behaviour etc... What makes them so different?
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Really makes me think
If you want to bully Finland you have to get past us first. Us and Finland have a special connection you would never understand.
LEAVE FINLAND ALONE
We're a mysterious race and no one has figured out where we're from.
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Finns are not white, they are Mongols from Central Asia
>they weren't vikings
Vikings were our pawns.
>What makes them so different?
We managed to climb ourselves from shithole to one of the most advanced countries in the world, while still not drowning ourselves in shitskins like every other successful western country.
>not having a funny-speaking colony
ayy lmao
Get behind me and the Danes, little brother
>what is estonia
We're not your brothers. Never have been, never will be.
We do have some samis though.
No, Norway and Denmark are. You're more our angsty emo edgelord teen son who know won't even talk to us anymore even though we used to be really close.
Also, what is with the butthurt "we wuz mongols and shieet" memes?
Are Finns just mad that they haven't got a distinctive identity of their own?
We have no relation to you at all. Stop deluding yourself.
That's not true
We're Finnic.
Also
>taking memes seriously
kek
We are an ancient and peaceful andromedan race, settled on earth about 100 000 years ago
Is that image supposed to be a scene from Kalevala; the story that was created in the 1700's, written down by a Swede and worshipped by Finns because it proves you wuz kangs?
We were on the same level as you without the Christians. If it wasn't for the Pope, his Vatican goons and mercenaries you would've never been able to take us.
Nah, we're just the weird guy in the neighborhood.
We, as a people, are not that close to you guys and never have been.
Lönnrot was a faggot who falsified our mythology and depicted the gods of Kalevala as "heroes" to better fit in with his Christcuckery.
Why do Finns constantly try to distance themselves from us, calling us ''scandicucks'' when they are roughly about as cucked.
lmoa, buttblasted Scandicuck
oh yeah this is like the 10th thread we got of this shit today
Lönnrot was a Finn though.
>worshipped by Finns because it proves you wuz kangs?
It's just local mythology gathered in one book. I don't get the kangs meme you're doing here.
because you are a bunch of homos :--DDd
Nice stone age village
You still literally are forced to learn our language in school.
Nice cherry picking there.
Swedes too were living in similar villages a century earlier before you learned proper architecture from Germans who learned it from Romans
yet i can't speak a word of it
No. This is how we wuz living
Notice the difference to this lmao
>ooga booga we be finns
Din't you transition to stone in the 11th century?
How's that relevant to the fact that we're closer to Balts than Scandicucks?
The tower of that church is one of the very first stone structures in Sweden
That's post Christianization, aka post Germans teaching you Roman-adopted civilization.
Wooden buildings for the commoners,stone for the clergy and the rulers.
That's basically most of Medieval and early Renaissance Europe.
Has more to do with Fennoswedes influencing the creation of the constitution rather than Sweden or Swedes.
Then why don't you show me a Finnish city in the early middle age? To compare.
>tfw no qt finn bf
>WE WUZ v. funlan
We weren't yet Christianized in the Early Middle Ages.
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So? Lödöse was built before Christianization. You have no excuse, you Finn monkeys. You were simply less developed.
this picture really made me stop and consider the situation
We have pride too.
I will move to Finland in few years and tell you.
Nice turboautism thread fucking nerds
According to this map Lödöse was a Finnish border town.
>finnish education
Liar. Swedish was fully Christianized by 1100-1200.
814 was still in the Viking Age, aka prior to you getting Christianized and the existence ofcities like Lödöse.
this :D
It's a meme, you dips.
>getting legitimately upset over swedish bants
shaking my head tbqh
I was talking to you bitch boy
support mongoloid bros
Fuck off
>spends all day everyday in sauna
>still can't handle the bantz heat
ajjjjj skrattar av mig min röv
Word.
Cry moar swedecuck we have the support of this guy
Skandicucks are just mad because Finland has the dankest memes :DD:D
Yeah well.. Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Greenland, Svalbard, Faroe Islands, Scotland, Estonia, Somaliland and Australia is with us boi
We're outperfoming them in everything, that's why skandicucks are mad
Huutista
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>Estonia
no
Nope Estonia is with us. Who even needs Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Greenland, Svalbard, Faroe, Scotland, Somali or Australia man?
Every single one of those is irrelevant cuck country except Somalia.
We've the hidden powers and magical rituals of Genghis Khan and his predecessor
Truly, Finland is the most powerfull internet nation.
>German memes are to highbrow and in german for foreigners to understand anyway.
Is that so? You wouldn't know anything about that would you though.
This guy gets it
>Norway, Denmark
But every neighbour country dislikes you
>Norway, Denmark
You know they both hate you right?
Jokes aside, I believe your fluency with english and computer usage as well as the LONG dark winters is a big part of it.
The difference between you and the other darkness dwellers is that you actually apply it to internet-fun instead of moping.
*throat singing intensifies*
only on epic internet bantering
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>fluency with english
A third of the country wouldn't understand the meaning of the term "please stop stabbing me"
Wow impressive!
International Museum of Finnish Memes when?
Well fuck, sorry.
>there are people in the UK that can't hold a conversation in fluent english.
really got my grey matter churning
Only dislike, but Norway fights with Sweden, our common germanic and scandinavian brother race if mongoloids attack them.
>England
LOL
LOL
Only proves that the dutch are our best buddies.
I just need to learn their language as well to honour that.
Invasion of sweden has already started, lars
What about Austria?
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>not 99%+ here
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This is making me cringe oh god.
Truly Finland has noting of valueso its people over compensate with nationalism its too good.
Compensation is some sort of prerequisite to be nationalistic?
they are anime
but actually i'm wondering same thing too
who are finns
what are they
why they so different from many
but i notice all mankind share same thing
love for dick
through dick, unity
11th century Norway
Wise words yamaha san
In Norway centuries earlier it was more like this
That's a reconstructed one, pic related is how Viking longhouses really looked like.
>posts Danish shorthouse
It's reconstructed yes... from a real archaeological 6th century find (83 m long - longest building in Europe from that time)
>Korea
Are Koreans mongols? I thought the Mongolians ignored them since Korea has been worthless since the dawn of time
It was more akin to that Danish longhouse in terms of aesthetics. Modern reconstructions are not accurate depictions of Viking architecture.
Kinda a lot easier to learn another Germanic language than learn language from a completely different family.
If you don't learn enough English in the 6+ years it's taught to you in school, you are mentally retarded