Dental transcendence edition
/brit/
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english girls 2bh lads
Getting my daily dose of Tim Byrne
matt ludford
business idea: hire a car in switzerland
lads for a bloodsummoning spell is it the solstice or equinox you need to do it on for best results?
only gone and lost my mysticism textbook haha
may all your gfs be Black
Was Hitler so wrong?
no thanks lol
*wipes brow*
phew!
WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY THEN
Been trying this new spell
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>Was Hitler so wrong?
switzerland is really something else
super wealthy, the entire country is mountainous, every corner is packed with comfiness and nice architecture
98? The sjw movement started back then, it's just been getting worse.
red arrows just flew over my house
How do you go from being a small child in 1998 to a greying middle aged man by 2015?
>posted a picture of myself on /r/amiugly
>was hoping i just had low self-esteem
>first comment was "Your genetics are quite unfortunate, just keep your head up"
>it got 32 upvotes
Fucking hell might just go on a spree then off myself
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You ever just look around at cute girls when you're in town and think "why did it never happen for me? How come everyone else made it, everyone else managed to get a qt gf who enjoys their company, who kisses them, cuddles them, has sex with them, gives them a reason to live but not me? Why am I on the outside looking in? Will it always be this way for me?".
Haha I d-definitely don't think stuff like that h-haha!
£20 for a coffee as well
Business idea: fucc twinks
heHAHAHA XD
wana go the museum with me
the people are cunts though
as autistic as the germans and stuck up as the french
wud fug slug
ahh yes me back to the golden years of 1998
What museum?
all the time, glad i live in the middle of nowhere because if i ever go into a town or city i can't handle all the girls in skimpy outfits
swiSH
Robot wars at 8pm my laaaaaaaaads
>I use Sup Forums
bait out the biggest sket u know
I think stuff like that all the time, I just tell people I'm not arsed about it at this point in time.
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kek they break their backs trying to make people feel better and find nice things to say. You must be something else.
>tfw not living in a dystopian cyberpunk city
me with the dildo and the anarchist flag
>robot wars
I have an attractive girlfriend who people literally whistle at and stare at (been in shops countless times with her with people trying to subtley stare and the other day she crashed into a guy.
She got out and the guy was like 'don't worry I'll just get the bumper fixed h-h-ahaha love!'
Yet when I see even average girls, I just want to cheat on my gf and rek them.
It's just wanting what you can't have lad. It's really not that great.
jack monroe is the most useless "celebrity"
baka desu
world museum liverpoop
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That's his son
post face?
HOW DO I FIND A GF LIKE YOURS
ANSWER THIS QUESTION PLEASE
>baka desu
I'd argue it's probably better to have a hot gf and still want to have your cake and eat it too than to have no gf at all and pine for one.
You should see the clothes they wear these days lad it's unreal. They have these tops that expose their flat tummies. Unreal.
My dick is fucking DIAMONDS at the moment lads. Gonna be sitting behind my desk for a while methinks.
Desperate for a bf.
same
hot chocolate and a panini to go
>I go to the Sup Forums international board solely to talk about girls
How do I stop being a racist?
Some semi attractive bird ran into the back of me in traffic a couple of years ago. I told her not to worry about it I'd get it sorted and she was super grateful, but the real reason was I didn't have any insurance and didn't want any coppers or insurance people getting involved lel
found you're pic
it's honestly not that bad mate
just cut your hair lad, would do you wonders
get a short back and sides
I also talk about how shit my life is, that I will never amount to anything and will die unloved and alone
The gf just sent me this
Went to Switzerland once
Paid about £9 quid for a pint
Didn't rate it
being good looking is the key to life
if you aren't good looking then you're a 2nd rate human
Close your browser tab.
*his wife's son
I'm honestly not sure lad.
We knew each other from school and she's always had a soft spot for me because I was a fucking loser but a cute loser (note cute, not attractive, as in the girls all would say 'awww' about me rather than 'let me fug you' ) and for some reason it stuck.
I'm not posh but she says I remind her of Jacob Rees Mogg and she has a soft spot for nerds.
Make of that what you will, just get lucky I guess.
Yeah but I'm still unhappy, even though I should be, that's the point. It won't solve your ills. You'll still want for something else.
It's why most millionaires don't just retire even though they'd never have to work agian in their lives. Human nature wants more.
Doing some catching up with Molyneux and Sargon vids
link pls
ive been looking for it since he posted
How? I couldn't find anything that was around 32 within the last month that could have been him
Reddit is such an ugly website. I dont know where the fuck I am
>Doing some catching up with Molyneux and Sargon vids
>I have an attractive girlfriend who people literally whistle at and stare at (been in shops countless times with her with people trying to subtley stare and the other day she crashed into a guy.
>She got out and the guy was like 'don't worry I'll just get the bumper fixed h-h-ahaha love!'
>Yet when I see even average girls, I just want to cheat on my gf and rek them.
>It's just wanting what you can't have lad. It's really not that great.
>watches 12 angry men once
this is Sup Forums lad
These are the type of people that post on reddit. Imagine how bad we look
Fuck of sjws
left or right?
very important lads
>£9 quid
Taking in the daily Jeremy Kyle
>Fuck of sjws
putting on my fedora hat before I head out to chess club lads
>this is Sup Forums lad
>lol le everybody on le Sup Forums is le ugly inbred neckbeard le probably 40 stone overweight too lol le le le
fuck off reddit, Sup Forums's full of normies
>that fucking physique
holy fuck, the DEFINITION of low test
how can someone eat the same roast chicken fucking dinner every sunday for 20 years plus? back at my parents house atm and it's making me wonder
Used to do chess club at school, good time desu
fuck off facebook
anyone else here used to unironically own a fedora? I look a bit like justin timberlake
Post pic brave lad
It's not bad once you get used to it. The search function however is complete garbage so if you ever expect to use it to find a thread you were once in, forget it.
To sort out your front page:
>unsubscribe from any subreddits you don't want to see (hint: virtually all the default subs are shite and ALL are extremely 'reddit', funnily enough)
Basically the way to get the most out of Reddit is to use individual subreddits. To make them less ugly I always opt out of using any custom CSS that the sub's mods have put up. From there I just sort everything by 'Best' and the timescale as from the last Week or Day.
Also consider installing the RES extension.
tfw got beat at chess before
:(
what is a good documentary that IS NOT that one about the Chinese men in Africa building railroads
Routines provide stability user
never played chess in my life and I don't intend to start now
Right for the better body.
It's very, very marginal though.
made a subreddit lads
right
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Think we've been stitched up lads
This is the 'hottest' thing on reddit
you know I value your friendship