Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for kansaiben

>Move to Japan
>Enroll in professional training college
>All my classmates are younger when I'm 28
>Literally dreaded by them because foreigner and older
>Try to break ice by inviting them out
>Refused every time
>One day go back from work
>One classmate on the group chat says he's near the place where I am
>Ask him if he's old enough to get a beer
>Says no
>"Ok let's get one in a few years then"
>Some hours later check the group chat again
>Everyone is going apeshit I asked a minor if he could drink beer
>I "what" at them
>They link a wiki with all the laws related to alcohol consumption
>I "what" at them again
>They say people under the age of 20 can't drink
>"Yeah what about it, I know that, that's why I asked, I didn't know if he was 19 or 20"
>Rage ensues because the guy was 17
>"Yeah sorry I forgot you guys graduate from high school before us"
>Still apeshit saying he could be investigated because I asked him out for a beer
>My fucking face when

I give up on making jap friends.

How to not learn japanese

ようやく本物か・・・?

>"Hey dude wanna go get a beer tonight?"
>"Sorry I'm still working at the office, what about August 9th at 7pm?"
>It's fucking March

Don't ask, tell retard. Command the dumb jap.

I bet you ask girls

>Wanna come on date?
>Where should we go?

etc, kek

>Don't ask, tell retard. Command the dumb jap.

No fuck off. If a guy is beta enough to be commanded by me he's already not interesting enough to spend time with.

I want people on my same level not people who are brought around by my foreigness like puppets.

これってGかな?

British cuisine

Mb they just don't want to hang out with (You)?

well then you deserve the

>I'm not free for the next 5 months, can you meet next year?

shit that japs pull, you fucking beta.

>well then you deserve the

Absolutely. Too high standards.

荒らしのリラポスじゃなくてよかったよね

食ザースレ
てか?
コピペか
まあ、その手のいじめはあるやろな
精子が口絵

>いじめ

You probably didn't even read it till the end.

よく見たら
鱧の湯引きですた

>まあ、その手のいじめはあるやろな

いじめか?ただの馬鹿若者だと思うよ。

鱧の身も知らんのかこのオッサン

Do any japs here have GFs I can steal?

I know that feel ;_; Sometimes homogenous society is cruel. Even Japanese is recognize as a foreign person and rejected in any way.

sosekied

訂正
鱧の湯引きやね
一瞬白子に見えた
長いし意味ない

大逆転裁判 = worst 逆転裁判

I honestly don't give too much of a fuck being refused a beer, I'm baffled at people going apeshit and saying the guy could be investigated because I asked him out for a beer.

Where do you fucking think we are? The USA controlled by the NSA?

>長いし読めない

You still love Japan?

Yep, simply because I'm 11k kilometers from my family and most of the people here mind their own business.

Still best country. Way far from perfect, but still best. And I traveled a lot.

これどうでもいい内容

I love Hokkaido

I love Japan

I love 日本文学

pls let me love you.

why canadian love hokkaido?

It seems like everyone loves Hokkaido. I don't know why

北海道か
なんか
ばくおん
を思い出した

You need to join another communities.
but beware.
cult always watching lonesome foreigner.

>mfw all the filthy gaijin love the one area of Japan that has history NOT been Japanese in both law AND race

とりあえず
1 2 3 ラベンダー

僕は丼物が好きです、ハンバーガーとチーズが嫌いですね

I was once pulled aside by a Japanese friend and got lectured that I need to pull out my wallet and prepare the money before getting to the register because it's rude to the people waiting in line.... Don't think I was really that slow either...
Talked to me about it for 30 minutes before we went back to the others. Kept doing that with other situations too.

This is probably either a cultural difference or just some kind of type of people that we're not used to.

直線道路

I bet you still did it wrong.

>professional training college
those in Japan are literally shit. They cannot to understand even studies of junior high school.
If they are retards and you are smart, you should meet guys in the other places in Japan, and if you want.

親子丼とか
双子の姉妹丼は?

Tokyo is too big of a city. Okinawa is meh. Rest of Japan is interesting though.

アメリカで暮らせないな

Canada and Hokkaido has nothing except ground so they are gay

...

北海道バーガー
ちなみに毛の生えたバーガーは
嫌い?

Thanks user, your post actually cheered me up a little.

Damn son, that's some insane shit.

Still

>Jew
>Not pulling out the wallet fast enough

Thanks for the chuckle.

宗谷岬

親子丼がおいしい
双子の姉妹丼がたべませんでした

北海道にロシア美女っているの?

全く役に立たないけどロシア語ならってワンチャン狙うしかないのか?

ロシア人とウクライナ人は全国のロシアンパブにいるんじゃないか
文字通り「買う」こともできる

まゆゆに日本のBBAと交換で頼め

ワンチャン狙うなら思い切ってロシアに行けば?

みんなのポケモンGOはレベルどれくらい?

What level your Pokemon GO is?

Anime song is shit
youtu.be/61_sig3tobY

People who listen those shit are all retard
youtu.be/9vx69Pe7Ncs

Shame of japanese culture
youtu.be/JWZlVNV8xVg

Anime is

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezl12sQjNEY

I like it

Those are Japanese slangs
親子丼;to have sex with a woman & her daughter
at the same time
双子の姉妹丼;to have sex with twin sisters at the same time

The more you study, the more you meet wise people.
youtube.com/watch?v=MjDMt-HBoAw

くだらないこといってないで早く寝ろ
病院ならとっくに消灯時間だろ

チェックしました

>Not doing that already
work on your efficiency Schlomo

What about ベルセルク?
youtube.com/watch?v=n55QVlBoDxI

topkek you got a special ed class did you?

why don't japs put pictures of the inside of their apartments on real estate sites?

like wtf do you want me to be interested or not?

Tag: Japanese BBA

youtube.com/watch?v=yqIQyA7h47M&t=4m5s

Shit... this girl is 20 yo...

It's difficult to make friends of different generation.

It's the best animu in this season

ベストアニメはリゼロでしょ

>Went out
>People playing pokemon go everywhere
>Even old people are talking about catching "monsters"
>Get home and cry

I don't play it because my phone is complete garbage.

What? I heard you can't play PokemonGO in France yet because of terrorism.

I also don't get this
Pokemon has been around for ages
Literally the only interesting aspect about it is AR and it's the lamest kind of AR

Most of the people were playing with a US account but It got release today in France

ベルセルク is also shit hole
youtu.be/SOYajKEAL7I

> Practicing Hiragana
> Get 20 right out of 100
> Mfw


It's ok though. With enough practice, I will remember.

Hello everyone

How is your Sunday?

>some guy shouts "Dragonite!"
>everyone gathers around
>get nice'd
Holy shit, your country is still under emergency. It's like your government saying French people should get used to terrorism.

it's just like my animus when the protagonist refuses to drink because he's still a minor

but with more scary japanese hive mind

Our government speak for itself.
They only have 20% of good opinion

It's obvious that he himself caused the situation. Everyone who uses anime-avatar having mental problem.

>lokhlass

It's a fucking Lapras.
What is this....

My day is ruined.

I don't play it because I've never played pokemon in my life. Now I feel like I'm being left behind by the trend.

I woke up very early today , 4am
then I fapped to asian white hardcore porn compilation
after that I cleaned my desk and gave food to my pets
then I was checking random info on the internet for 2 hours
then I go bored and went to sleep again , 7 am
I woke up again an hour ago and ate breakfast, now I plan to clean the kitchen,wash the dishes and workout a bit

>Now I feel like I'm being left behind by the trend.
you just got old.

me too. mine is iPhone3GS, but I love this forever. this is Yamato Damashii (means Japanese soul)

I palyed for some days.
But it's just catching and that was it.
Pretty boring actually.

>Now I feel like I'm being left behind by the trend
I love that feel

Ended. now Monday midnight

Wait, did it go up again? It used to be at around 10%.

Peru brown life document.

you are supposed to play it with your normie friends

appreciated LoveLive! hentai doujinshi

You have motivation to clean your desk, have pets, speak English well and learn Chinese and Japanese, have been to other country for a job. Your life is far more fascinating and better than mine. You're a powerful guy, Peru.

I saw some asians today and wondered if they were Japanese. But no, they were Chinese as always

It's been between 10 and 20% since a while.