/brit/

England and Wales edition

Are Nige

korean pop

Giving out some future (You)s

bent cunt
this desu

please don't dissolve the uk

gibraltar needs to stay away for spain

6'5" here

ask me anything

*post*

got a letter in the mail saying some student loan payments are due this Thursday

average height masterrace

alright

I'll take one of those

haha hope i don't bump into you in a dark alley x

we're england and wales! we're england and waayyyaalllss!

Fuck off Russia! We're england and wales!

ohhh 5"8 is 1.73
yeah okay you're kinda small but don't feel down because of that! maybe you have very good qualities. just try to meet non vapid girls and really mate, don't feel like shit because of ur height, you can do nothing to make it better. at least you're not a fat lard breathing loudly and having sweat between his upper lip and his nose as soon as it gets warm

Is Ludford this 6'6" guy posting now?

grower or shower?

dang it i really wanted some of those (You)s

>tfw friend's gf has said she's attracted to me

Fukk

back to work at the call centre matthew

who are you

Excellent post la

The one who mentioned being pester for hugs and lifting girls and that? Na, not Ludford m8. I'm in Norn.

lads do women get horny too

Do you consent to cookies?

yeh because that definitely means she's gona try and shag you now. fucking autistic 15 year olds.

you but stronger

Right let's try this again but that was shit and /brit/ didn't claim a single one

Giving out some future (You)s

yea but I'd like to be at sea/doing something active and outdoors, not cramped in an office doing clerical work or being an urban poof.

I'm 5'3 wheres the speech that prevents me from killing myself

wonder if any police are corrupt in the UK

wonder if corruption happens here at all (with the white population)

alri alan

no, matthew ludford is the guy who posts "korean pop" in every thread. he works at a call centre and went to a shit uni. he is a failure in life, yet makes fun of students and the unemployed here.

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david schwimmer

it was predestined

5'8 is not kinda small
it is 1 inch below average height
where did the meme that everyone is tall come from?

Only if they have penises

Why would you think that? Ludford 's height isn't known but everything else would make me think he's a manlet

being a royal marine commando must be pretty cool

see: south yorkshire police

I'm certain corruption is still rife in the met and other large police forces

Kent

tom selleck

nah, just out of business, sunshine

i've got to be pound for pound the maddest cunt in /brit/

raaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!

hahaha

Claiming one

yeah I can't see this post x

that other guy can still make it but its over for you, sorry friend. make yourself a better person and try to find a girl that at the same height or smaller

he's still below avg and has probably not much redeemable quality to put him higher than a lanky dork

Will never forget some Korean guy trying to set up his manlet yellow fever mate with my girlfriend, when she laughed and turned them down because she has a boyfriend, he said "I'm better than him" her and her friends all laughed at him and he walked off.

Still going to fucking leather him if I see him outside

what sites did you use to find a place to live?

what are you weighing in at lad

giving out future yous

pre-emptively claim them for a prize x

Literally 24/7. Their whole biological function is rising children. Their entire bodies are evolved just for that.


to a woman, her whole life is based around finding affection

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POLES OUT

any slags and/or tights

Robot wars > ball kicking men

>but its over for you, sorry friend.
;_;

surprised she would be attracted to you at that height difference desu

i could literally batter utter shite out of any of the lads in this thread and no i don't give a FUCK what you rodents think of that

19 stone mate

You're such a nonce I can tell from the past

london.craigslist.co.uk/m4m

app?

this sounds like neckbeard shit tbqh

>make yourself a better person
my shitty height has destroyed my confidence
>try to find a girl that at the same height or smaller
not convinced they exist desu

OH FUCK

JANNY
HELP

have my foot in a bowl of disenfectant solution again
fuck my life hehe

Why do English people hate Poles? Or is it just another media exaggeration?

Wahey

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

fuck off pavel

how many times have you been banned? seriously

About to smoke this because I'm fedora as fuck

Tinder

>I'm better than him
He must be a big autist.

could heem any one of you, any time, with ease

They are the Mexicans of the UK

lets ave it then big man

Yeah, but there is truth in it.

i'm getting hard am i gay

1 million came since 2004, they don't integrate as well as other groups, speak polish everywhere, high crime rate etc.

Still exaggerated though, I dont hate polish people individually

iktf

So pound for pound you wouldn't be the maddest cunt as your madness is spread around a lot more pounds you fucking mong

The 'pound for pound' maddest cunt in /brit/ is some nutjob manlet

hope you overdose cunt

Don't appreciate bullying manlets because of their height desu, but if he's going to try to pull your gf even after she says she's taken, have a crack at him.

Same mate, but she seemed to really like it. She used to point out any time were stood next to each other in a picture because of the height difference. She'd always ask me to carry her about on my shoulders. She'd always go really red in the face and shy if someone made a joke about her being the "perfect height" for me (ie. to suck on my willy). She's nice. A real cutie.

could absolutely snap any one of you runts in half like a fucking mikado

see that's what's wrong. some guys are living with a big hole on the top of their head caused by baldness. some live with a fucking belly and carry it everyday. some hide their mouthbreather jaw with some shitty pubes that passes as a "beard". some lads wear boat shoes. Do you think they have shit confidence? Maybe they do but not shit enough to completely cripple their life. get through that you're better than some fuck failing at life because of genetics.

how tall are you fàm

hmm

This isin't a bad gimmik 2bh

the missing commas in this quote is driving my grammar austism fucking mental

all i want is the future-(You)s

they integrate more than pakis

and they've been here since the 60s

get a load of this fucking donkey

matthew actually only posted this girl and blogged posted about his work, find it a bit strange that you keep posting him if you trying to get at me

Depending on the region form where they came, Poles have some Germanic ancestry, which is always a positive. Anglicanism the names and they would blend in within 2 or 3 generations

Cheers lad

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

*are
quite ironic

>Why do English people hate Poles?

Because we're receiving their lower class types who couldn't find employment in manual labour

feel like that's almost every /brit/ poster desu

Not even memeing here lad, give yourself a good body and pick up some interesting hobbies and you can out-perform even 5'3".