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greggs

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HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR STEW

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THERES A PLACE CALLED TOOTING IN LONDON CANT MAKE THIS UP AHAHAHAHAHA

>candies
foy

Just did 3x1 minute planks with 20KG on my arse.

Pretty stressful.

you now remember about your first love

>2002

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do one please

>great nations build bridges not walls
UM...!

me in the pic

>A 10-year-old boy who worked in a spinning mill in Bangladesh has died after other workers inserted a high-pressure nozzle into his rectum and activated it, local media reports say.

ah yes. fascinating.

wonder what happened here

manny on the fuckin map

smashing the patriachy

I remember my first crush. I've not loved yet.. She was fucking banging.

Looked her up recently and she's fat.

Devastating.

>A 10-year-old boy who worked in a spinning mill in Bangladesh has died after other workers inserted a high-pressure nozzle into his rectum and activated it, local media reports say.

Wanted Devon to delete this thread so I could post this but I'll post it anyway because I'm proud of it.

the banter is off the rails

He was in the factory where Corbyn's t shirts were being made?

more

>me in the pic

FOP

lol was that done in paint?

Why is AutismJanny being called Devon?

>Munich shootings: Police arrest 16-year-old Afghan

another poor muslim driven to violence by the divisive islamophobic rhetoric of UKIP and Drumpf

Nice crop job retard

Bane Tzu?

very good post

wow... now this is powerful...

WAIT WTF IS THIS REAL?

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Munich shootings were unironically nothing to do with Islam this time

The shooter wanted to kill Turks because he got bullied by them

he was a neo-nazi Sup Forums poster

He was arrested because he didn't tell the police that the kid was planning to go shoot people

Weird how millions of people didn't tell the police that, but they only arrest an asylum seeker

Seems a tad racist

You'd best believe it's real sunshine

poleaboo did some detective work and deduced that janny is the user who posts with the devonj reddit flag

Matthew 19:18

Extremely pathetic

>Exodus

>Extremely pathetic

do you guys really believe in god?

Feel bad for both of them.

Doing a watch, lads.

Yep :)
It's a rustic, artisanal meme. If you want professional, soulless crop jobs with nary a pixel out of place you can fuck off back to r*ddit, sunshine.

no

Doing an 8 hour drive across Florida right now mandem

*distant car engine sounds*

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*vvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*car sounds get closer*

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ALROIGHT MOI LUVELY

*tires screeching*
*swerves round the corner into view*

ROIGHT YOU ARR MY LUV D'YA WAN A GO AN MOI MOTER

*beeps horn which plays the eastenders jingle*

HA HARR BET U DO MY LOVERR BUT OIM A BUSY MAN AND IF YER DONT MOIND I'M G'NA PICK UP THE MISSES FROM THAT OL WAITROSE BY THE BY O'ER THERE

*speeds away*
SEE YOU DOWN CHEDDAR GORGE IN A BIT MY SWEET

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Catholic here, so no

her boyfriend is ok with her posting pics of her arse on ig... fucking hell

Devon also refused to reply whenever i accused him too. Must be true then

There's a Photoshop tool that will crop it easily for you

what is exodus

Nah.
Can't be arsed.

How do I become a theoretical physicist? I'm 26 with a gay humanities masters and haven't done science since GCSE

yes, nothing else makes sense

no, its all bollocks

it's what you'll be doing after I'm finished him you

the hunted becomes the hunter

at school there was this girl with a jaw droppingly good ass who would walk by where me and my m8s used to congregate. we used to make erotic faces at her ass when she'd pass by as a meme and she walked by with her bf one day and i was making faces behind her and he turned around, saw me and looked so fucking angry haha.

2bh i wouldn't be mad if people were ironically appreciating a nice ass. boys will be boys

>that breakdown at 4:15
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Good lad. Top show desu

>gay humanities

Stranger Things is brilliant

shame we have to wait a year for the next season to be released

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Drove from Key West to Orlando once

love it love u :]

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>listening to the wankiest jazz known to man

would rather listen to myself speak desu

*swerves round corner*
*tips over*

>watching tattoo fixers
>person walks in
>tattoo fixer says "what do you like today?"
>person says "i'd like a cover up"

The entire show is fucking cover ups why do they feel the need to ask what they can do for their customers when they're made for cover ups

ahh yes

literally no one says christianity was NEVER fucked lol

it just isn't in the present

Yah mate skip to 7:00 and 19:00 in this video youtu.be/9oRLmbsxP0U

wow this is really really bad

So in the year 3516 we can expect Islam to have caught up to where Christianity is now?

jealous

post toot

ah yes, trustworthy protestant historical accounts of the pope beating babies to a pulp with a shovel in the streets of Rome for a laugh

odds wank

evens get ready for bed

dubs wank to boys

trips put something up my bum

aww :)))

the primary victims of islam are muslims

i have a small cut on the side of my mouth, right there at the corner of your lips

and like

i went to eat my dinner and it really hurt to open my mouth -_-

L M A O

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maltesers and popcorn are the best for watching a movie

0% skim taste

>Leaf

I suddenly don't like maltesers anymore.

whoever is responsible for this needs to be arrested 2bh

CIDF leave

i used to just secretly crush on girls from the shadows and show 0 emotion when i'd talk to them never had a real love before hahha

>GMT +10

does the parlour only do cover ups or is the show only about cover ups. because if the parlour did other types of tattoos then it would make sense

I would never deny that hundreds of years ago that Christianity was (and no longer is) like modern-day so-called "Radical" Islam

both at the same time ofc (one popcorn and one malteser)
cannot for the life of me find maltesers here, and the offbrand ones are pretty shit

That drive from key west to the mainland is pretty but also fucking brutal

the numbers don't add up