You wake up in the Syrian desert. You look onto the horizon and see ISIS members driving towards you. What do you do?
You wake up in the Syrian desert. You look onto the horizon and see ISIS members driving towards you. What do you do?
Benjamin Myers
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Benjamin Murphy
>implying isis is'nt my greatest ally
Parker Smith
Tell them I'm 1/64 German
Oliver Hernandez
Pretend to be Israeli.
Carson Turner
Muslims and Latinos are bros.
Just relax.
Brayden Diaz
:) dont problem
Matthew Campbell
ask them if they can teach me the ways of allah
Mason Bell
>555554
>4
Rekt.
Dylan Cruz
>NO FUCKING LEAF
Joseph Flores
Give them their salaries
Connor Wilson
I wonder who got the
Nathaniel Lopez
>Hide under the sand
>Go to West until i reach the Coast
>Go to the South until i reach Israel
>Go the French Embassy
>Go back in France
Ryan Murphy
Felicidades.
Zachary Gomez
>Say "i am from latin america"
>They run as bitches while they feel fear
Nolan Cooper
Go back to sleep
Eli Sanders
>REEEEEEEEEEE
Levi Walker
Depending on how far out they are the best option is this.
Running is pointless, and I am obviously not from Syria, so hiding out may be my best option.
Jaxon Taylor
Tell them I'm from Turkey
Eli Wilson
Summon the desert surviving skills of my people and disapear while these two distract them
Asher Hughes
Camden Thompson
we did nufin wong
Zachary White
>we did nufin wrong
You exist.
Joseph Morris
meh, wasn't that bad but not worth it putting my IP address on whatever list the NSA links this to...
Jack Lopez
You seem a bit paranoid
Nathan King
The second skit is the best.
Angel Wood
Join their righteous Jihad.
Hunter Lee
I am black. They cannot see me in the desert if I act like a rock.
Ian Thomas
Taqqiya my way out.
Daniel Hernandez
ayy lmao
Lincoln Green
>salam brothers, let's kill infidels
Jonathan Myers
Al-mout li kuffar, wa Israel wa amreeka wa kulla lathi laysa muslim
Lincoln Wilson
>the golan turned into a lake
really makes u tink
Asher Thompson
Run north to Rojava.