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the yank menace edition

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Boycotting the other thread lads

I agree lad.

got work in t minus 7 hours

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>tfw no british bf :(

nth for Sophie

mmmm her feet

Left or right hmmm

>tfw no cuddly yank bf

Literally the worst feeling

oh fuck you've tainted two threads now.

Fuck off.

dont know if im gay or straight these days 2bh

if you don't know, you're gay

:)

odds are you're straight

non-whites love white feet

Be my bong bf

Want to be bi but iah having gay sex isn't worth the risks

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biggest thing putting me off doing gay sex again 2bh

this desu

>taint

Hehe

just wear a jon you idiot

When banter goes too far 2bqh

yes pls

Alright you don't have to use my thread but how do I get british bf like pic related?

what does he suffer from?

schizophrenia and dementia?

invite us over to yours

howling

probably paranoid schizophrenia

>how do I get british bf like pic related?
You ask a Brit to be your bf

>condom breaks

what happened to black music lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=puM1k-S86nE

Mum bought me this today haha

>tfw I always get the urge to touch the stove even though I know it will burn me
>tfw burnt my finger a few times already
Who /autism/ here

Make them get tested

>Year of Our Lord 2016
>Not being a truvada whore

>You ask a Brit to be your bf
how? Im shy.

As long as you don't take your shoes off inside

you're deliberately self harming

>gf is sterile AND has a come-inside fetish

literally me, also get the urge to yank the wheel to the side when I'm driving over a bridge haha

staying clean and safe isn't hard as long as you don't think with your dick

enjoy syphillis

I do that. I also like putting my hands in fire.

right

Become friends with them through online games would probably be the easiest first step.

night /brit/ best /brit/

why is she sterile

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enjoy your child support

>how?
Using words, silly

>Most individuals show symptoms of zinc and/or B6 deficiencies, which include poor stress control, nervousness, anxiety, mood swings, severe inner tension, episodic anger (an explosive temper), poor short-term memory and depression.
fugg

literally consider myself ex-gay 2bh

Feel like a perve wanking to voyeuristic content

outstanding edition if i may say so

Happy morning lads. It's nearly 2 in the morning, & I'm up with the squirts.

Born that way, forget what the condition is called

Never had a period

Haha nigga this isn't even our flag lmao

>muh meme autism

Check your privilege scum

Tim is getting evicted from his flat lads

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She must be sad she can't have kids

Don't think I'll ever stop being turned on by penises or the thought of being magically transformed into a voluptuous woman (yes that is a fantasy)

is that anjem top middle?

>put hand under boiling hot water over and over again because the delayed pain amazes me

am i mentally ill

Why though

i think they're probably all called anjem

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I burn myself with the iron all the time. Not because I'm autism, just really dumb.

fucking bricking it for the Edinburgh festival lads.
Millions of people over the course of a month coming into a city that normally houses 500k people?
Worried something might happen desu

Just have to repress them mate

Wonder how many seemingly well-to-do, straight-and-true men and women are hiding perverted fantasies in their minds

>Sup Forums

You have to go back

You don't have a flag, you have the British East Indies corporate logo with the great traitors family crest on it.

why what

fear of disease and coming out has cured me and made me straight

praise the lord 2bh

ultimate surrender when?

>Chris chan has an infected wound on his taint
>Chris will die before Barbara
>Chris will die in your lifetime

willy is out

Perhaps, maybe I'll be sad about it too one day

Would you believe she's also an orphan?

passes off every year without incident though

I wouldn't worry. It's all kicking off in Germany at the moment any how.

Makes sense

nice

First day of work in 7 hours

Was fun being neet while it lasted

>tfw looked at the spoilered pic knowing full well it would be dire
morbid curiosity is awful

Wow

Quite a bit I imagine. I repress my homosexuality because it's shameful 2bh. Don't respective out of the closet homosexuals. Literal hedonism.

I tried to force myself gay. Didn't work. Couldn't keep hard

Might wanna try fucking a woman before declaring yourself ex-gay

Is anyone here on more than 40mg of antidepressants?

I've been squatting mandem can you tell

need to take some painkillers haha

Will you marry?

hahaha

Business idea: go missing on purpose so there's a huge manhunt for you

>ayrshire

if it's always there, you'll get tired of lying to yourself when you meet someone you fancy lad. Would be shit to have a family and kids by that point

your arse is on the wrong side m8

No one would come

Hmm yes nothing wrong with a nice twink buttocks

Devon.

Photo of Tim when he was younger