Rio Olympics Athletes' Village Declared "Uninhabitable" :
The Australians discovered water flowing down the walls upon attempting to flush toilets, a strong smell of gas, and exposed wiring.Rio mayor responds to Team Australia criticism of athletes' village by offering to "put a Kangaroo there to make them feel at home
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>you are born with superior strength and agility
>at every athletic carnival and sports event you demolish anyone your own age
>Sydney, Athens, Beijing, London - you watched them all with hope in your heart, hearing all the glory and sexual exploits that go on
>finally make the olympics, time to show the entire world you are the best and win Gold for your nation
HUE HUE HUE
>get flown to a third world country
>can't leave accommodation without an armed guard due to crime
>toilet flushes into your teammates bed
>opening ceremony has a smaller budget than Sydney annual NYE Fireworks, basically just 5 monkeys climing trees and flinging shit at each other for an hour
>forced to compete in third world sewage with advanced diseases that are immune to antibiotics
>terrorist attacks are a constant threat with almost zero security from corrupt military and police
>'HUE HUE HUE AWW MAYBE THEY NEED ZA KANGAROO POO POO'
A BRAZILIAN INSULTED US? DELET THISDELET THISDELET THISDELET THISDELET THISDELET THISDELET THIS
I actually think this is a load of Fabian Socialist crap designed to provide endless justification for more government, higher taxes, (that is, lower per capita GDP) and provide a pretext upon which civil servants and public officials get to impose their own normative ideas upon the public at large, presumably for their own gratification and aggrandizement.
As Chris Berg form the Australian IPA says:
"Behavioural economics: an excuse to tax and regulate
Few areas of study are as fashionable as behavioural economics – the integration of psychological factors into economic analysis.
No wonder. Behavioural economics seems tailor-made for public policy. If people do not act rationally and do not pursue their own best interests, then perhaps markets aren't that good. From there, the case for government intervention seems pretty obvious.
Two of Australia's left-wing think tanks, the Centre for Policy Development and Per Capita, have released reports specifically on the implications of behavioural economics. And it is a rare paper from the Australia Institute which doesn't discuss how market actors are riddled with biases, psychological flaws, and irrationalities. Therefore, they all conclude, governments need more power. There's hardly a regulation or tax that hasn't been justified by reference to the behavioural economics literature.
>basically just 5 monkeys climing trees and flinging shit at each other for an hour
I lost my poopoo
> basically just 5 monkeys climing trees and flinging shit at each other for an hour
> basically just 5 monkeys climing trees and flinging shit at each other for an hour
We're trying to dog Australians and they immediately deflect it
They can't keep getting away with it
>basically just 5 monkeys climing trees and flinging shit at each other for an hour
Well OP really could have picked a better topic. That whole thing really just made Brazil look shit more than anything else. I mean if you stayed at my place and you froze because I didn't give you a blanket to sleep under, then when you inevitably complained and I said you were having a sook, that really just makes me look ridiculous, not you.
Are these faggots athlets or rockstars?
jej
>Have serious problems with design and functionality
>Try to appease concerns with a flashy display that accomplishes nothing
Holy shit the Olympics is being organized by videogame developers?
Australians have literally been bitching for years now
If you aren't bitching about your walls getting soaked by flushing a toilet then maybe you're just a little too used to third world living.
how do we fix br
Werent you the hard cunts that can survive 10foot tall spiders
Yeah spiders don't bother us; it's cockroaches that can't build a simple, shitty demountable that we take exception to.
Go home then fucking faggots
what about eagles
Have a banana, chimp.
>expecting your toilet to not flush into your walls
>rockstars
Hey don't look at me; I didn't think they should have gone there in the first place. I think Brazil looks like a horrible dump. This would normally be the part of the dressing down where I tell somebody something like, "If I wanted to get X shitty situation, I'd just go to Y," but we really don't have enough crime, violence and black people to compare.
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That was just bants tho. The eagle was just playing about.
Then go bitch at your goverment and the olimpic comitee that let them go to a war zone
What? You're not making a lot of sense. Why would I do that?
Because the Australians have been bitching about everything since before they came and they still came
>Bid millions of dollars to have the prestigious honor of hosting the Olympics, a time honored tradition that is only held once every 4 years
>The entirety of the world's eyes are upon you to show that you are a country that deserves respect, and to also show your economic prowess
>Can't even get the fucking plumbing right
LOL
>rio
>not sao paulo
Olympics in Alice Springs when.
You're right, and we'll continue to do so, fear the eternal anglo.
Well it's the Olympics, it's kind of hard to say no to. Is doing something to a developed world standard for once in your lives really so difficult?
No its super easy desu we do it all the time
This guy gets it.
Just not for the one occasion where the whole world is watching you try your best to not suck like said? Nice, very classy, Brazil. Very classy indeed.
Because we wanted the olympics in the first place
We even impeached the president that got it, but keep thinking that the whole world is first world
Somebody has to bitch, we can't just let you get away with letting shoddily built bike tracks fall on your people and kill them and have toilet sewage flow into showers in the athlete's village.
Excuse us for having high standards.
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>kidnapped
>by police
Christ.
Why have the Olympics been so shit these last two decades? Up until now I forgot they were on this year
>Government spends a large sum of money to increase the security presence around the Oympics.
>Security presence presents as much of a threat as what it's trying to protect people from.
Oh man, you cannot fabricate material of this nature. Brazil is just a parody of itself at this stage.
>“This place is well and truly fucked in every sense of the word imaginable.”
>MFW
>but keep thinking that the whole world is first world
How the fuck did you arrive at that after everything that has transpired? Serious question now: Is this because of a language barrier, or are you actually a bit handicapped?
Why do you think countries are ''third world''
>>Government spends a large sum of money to increase the security presence around the Oympics.
>>Security presence presents as much of a threat as what it's trying to protect people from.
because they are called brazil
>Why have the Olympics been so shit these last two decades?
Sydney at least went well. After that it got a bit much. The Greeks nearly didn't get their shit built on time, then after that they did it in China... Fucking China, user. That's enough to make anybody lose interest. So by London nobody gave a shit. Oh that and probably just that you're not a kid anymore. Seriously, how does anybody get excited to see sports you've seen fit to completely ignore for the last four years?
>tfw 2018 youth olympic games will be better organized than this year's olympics
why do you give brazilians responsiblities?
Using the phrase colloquially to refer to nations with a very poor standard of living and/or governance and administration. Shit a brick you might actually be a bit special.
Then how come you expect a third world country to do something like a first world country you retard
I usually measure by how much shit is dumped on my head when I flush a toilet in it
cause you faggots are hosting this event
We organized the World Cup in the middle of a Military Dictatorship. You can't do anything without fucking it up.
not him but personally I would expect it to be adequate considering the amount of cash you threw at it
We just had the world cup and i didnt see anybody saying anything
Except most of your population because you are shooting yourselves in the fucking face spending millions of dollars on this events that won't bring anything to the country.
Yeah guess what i dont want this shit either, and i got gassed in the face protesting
MONKEYLAND BTFO
Because we're not talking about a bunch of chimps hooting at a soocer match for 90 minutes; we're talking about a world-renowned sporting event that goes for two weeks. If you can't handle that then your sweaty, brown, reggaeton shithole should never have tendered for the games in the first place.
Don't blame the Olympic comitee or FIFA for giving you a chance to host such events. Blame your retarded left wing government.
>and i got gassed in the face
>You go on Sup Forums everyday in relative comfort and safety
>Meanwhile you share a website with people that get gassed in the face
This might be one of the best moments I've ever experienced on here.
We did tho, see shes even out
Not for long you'll probably vote the PT again in the next elections. Most of your voters are retarded.
>Meanwhile you share a website with people that get gassed in the face
>he has never seen an Israeli poster
Yeah, and theres nothing i can do about that
I really don't think the fact that they're left wing has anything to do with it, almost all nations want the "prestige" that comes with hosting the olympics.
good on him for actually being active, I bet you sit in your arse all day in your slow decline to diabetes induced amputations
good on ya cunt
That's Brazil for you.
>toilet water flowing down the walls
>exposed wiring
Nice combo
m8 the only retards who would host a world cup and the olympics within 2 years in the same third world country would be the lefties
I'm talking about people that actually got gassed though.
Jesus Christ even the weather hates brasil.
I love Australian posters
>the amount of cash you threw at it
you know one of the cash was actually used for the olympics, right? It all went to some politician's pocket.
that was when they thought they had money and hope though, in theory hosting both should have brought in lots of tourist moneyz
that's actually sick though, jesus shooting lightning bolts of fury
yeah but that isn't necessarily a third world problem (but often is). Look at china, they managed to host a very good games while at the same time embezzling billions. Although china are very efficient at corruption I suppose.
ive been gassed before too
But the Chinese goverment wanted to make great games to show everybody how great china is
The faggots here only want money
why didn't they just host the olympics somewhere nice in Brazil, like somewhere in Santa Catarina?
because Rio is the meme city everyone knows
I don't, but thanks for trying anyway. Also if him "being active" results in him getting gassed in the face more then yeah mate I'm all for it too.
>Brazil
>Somewhere nice
Pick one
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personally Ive always wanted to be in a riot
but a good riot not one about racism or anti semitism or some bullshit
What would be a good enough reason?
>Brazil can't even pull off working toilets for the fucking OLYMPICS
fucks sake
You're stealing the title from India with this shit
The South is based af. If I had to live in Brazil I'd choose the South. Pic related, based Florianopolis.
gubment taking my rights or banks stealing my money or something
I'd love to smash up some banks tbphwyf
>put a Kangaroo there to make them feel at home
fucking savage
They both get caught doing that though. Do you protest then?
Sorry my bad, that's Copacabana, Rio. This is based Floripa
yeah if a bunch of other people are up in arms and want to send em a message that we won't take a boning lying down, certainly
Bias as fuck, but Vancouver was pretty good. London was alright too
He said that in a playful way, he meant that he would do anything to make the australains feel like they are welcome and shit.
Get your act together, you monkey fucks
Invest in Buenos Aires, pls.
I knew he was being sarcastic, but didn't think Brazilians had that sort of humour
Didnt you see we just triggered 40 million muslims yesterday
What did you do?
this
Pretty easy to trigger them though, they're all closet jihadis
*explosion in the background*
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Tokyo 2020 will inevitably be very good, super excited, jap efficiency and work ethic is gonna make it great
