/asean/- No druggies allowed edition

>buy tawas
>get shot
>sprinkled with tawas
>body placed inside a cardboard saying nanlaban

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/business-36877573
youtube.com/watch?v=oFSSNbn1GRU
youtube.com/watch?v=xGc0nGMnKCk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Irrelevant.

The Supreme Lord Commander has spoken and said that killing is righteous as long as the person killed is an addict, pusher and others.

I wish our Chinese were like that and doing things legally.

Only gud druggie is a bad druggie. And mindbreak doujins.

>They are very much in demand in other countries as a result.

Kek. Mat chinks can't into engrish. And they even lose out to india and chinamen.

Aussie colonised by china, UK colonised by india.

>body placed inside a cardboard
why bother when they can just kill you with a simple stomp, fucking literal midget dwarf.

Weed is legal under Duterte right?

They have the instant drug lord look
Of course they will get sprinkled

I bet its extra bonus if its a Chinese looking one

Not yet
And it will not be the one that you smoke and bake
Its the one with the pills

Kek they do look like shabu

>knows what shabu looks like

Stay where you are right now and you will be part the presentation and statistic for laters SONA

>Aussie colonised by china
Yes, and lots of friendless Chinese here force me to play pokemon go so bad and I can't refuse. If I say no, they act like fcken Yandere and follow me to my house just to ask what I'm doing. Help..

I just wanna stay comfy at home and read my Chinese powerpoints (π﹏π)

with them*

Why dont you tell your Chink friends to play a real game like online games on desktop instead of a shit mobile game?

then be a tsun tsun to them, not that hard.

Because Pokemon GO is the only way they can ever experience hanging out with someone. It's freakin 2 degrees outside and raining, and they still want to play.

I tried that, it never worked

Go play tabletop games, sports like badminton or waterpolo, beach, biking.

Pokemon Go is a waste of time

>Download Pokemon Go PC
>Cheat em All
>Tell your friends you got em all and no point in hanging out
>goodbye

They literally drag me with them and they all use my hotspot kek (Because i have 7 gigs of mobile net and 4g), Chinese here are really rich or really poor and I'm stuck with the poor mainland ones.

They just seem to like the Social interaction with Pokemon Go. Most of them play LoL, they aren't really a sporty type.

Get 5-6/10 nerd girls to hangout so these chink guys will be attention whoring to them instead of you.

soon

bbc.co.uk/news/business-36877573

Kek
Also, gr8 trips :^)

Malaysia hehe

What the real story of MH370 Malaysia?

>SONA is starting


HYPE
Y
P
E

DUTERTE
DUTERTE
DUTERTE

>the city of duterte

gina lopez is mai waifu

They got ayy lmaoed.
China will be directing FAST to find them once its operational.

DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE

Lol other channels are talking about socialism while they wait

Didn't know batman killed the badguys

Ah, I forgot it's winter in Australia right now.

Truly a magical place.

Didnt he kill Joker from one of the games dunno if its canon

Tryhards

When will they talk about separatism already? I'm itching for independence.

This thunder is so loud I can't sleep

>celebrating the fact that he's the President of the ralliiesta(commies)

Reeeeeeee

weed =/= shabu
typical imperial Manila education

his dick is shining

>No traffic
>No road rally
>Commies love him

They're not hiding it anymore
WTF

>Download 9 hours worth of JAV
>Forgot all about it and shitpost all day

why is your crotch emitting light

Gloria looking good with that neckbrace

Did Dutdut chopper crash like with Jesse Robredo?

She removed it now

He kills particularly from how you can electrocute enemies in the Arkham Knight game.

Either way, even if he Doesn't intend to kill he would end up killing some criminals unintentionally

is losing part of your master plan?

No sadly

>hands in pocket
Why is Dut30 such a tryhard edgelord

Prime shooting and sprinkling victim right there

Sex tourist here, all before before me.

Its usually a sign of being nervous

I havent finished Origins and Knight games cause my PC a shit.

Gonna try those in 2 months, hoping there was a patch for the passing through buildings bug.

Post cummie boyslut

youtube.com/watch?v=oFSSNbn1GRU
youtube.com/watch?v=oFSSNbn1GRU

LET'S GO

[spoiler][/spoiler]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE SINGER STOPPED MIDWAY

it's the fucking mic, bruh
can't handle dat voice

Enjoy killing people as batman

what kind of tofu are you guys snacking on?

...

The police must be a batfag fan

Knowing those tribes hate this country it look so awkward

Is Marcos there I don't see his puffy face?

He's busy recounting votes.

BTFO
T
F
O

duterte
u
t
e
r
t
e


pretty cool guy lads

What's with the dictatorial camera angling shots?

Chicano.

for autistic people like you

Brilliante Mendoza.
that's why.

Ý anh là gì?

foreshadowing

DELET THIS

>nalito si Duterte
ayy

>DO NOT DRUGS!

>Meganekko Duterte Sama

DRUGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>ROTC is back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU dutdut

The drugs threw him off

Mày Chicano, what you doing here ?

>BUT HUMAN RIGHTS CANNOT BE USED AS A SHIELD OR EXCUSE TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY

Negro pls unless you're in SHS you won't be mandated to do ROTC.

"Ding"
Humans right is destroying the country

Top lol

>tfw just graduated

>Indonesia and Malaysia confirmed allied bros now
YES

thanks duts for loving muslims

Dutdut live speech

youtube.com/watch?v=xGc0nGMnKCk

Duterte unveils the new flag.

already linked
see

dang terrorist lover

My one has got more people watching lel

oh shit unilateral ceasefire

sniff shabu every time he says "muslim brother"

Cease fire that only we are going to follow yet again
Does he wants another saff

>Ceasefire with Commies

for all i care as long as they stay on mindanao

You weaklings need to understand that in case war breaks out, US won't support you anymore.

>TAX

LOWER TAX PERSONAL TAX

MUH DICK
MUH DICK
MUH DICK

YES YES YES

>Weaken Bank Secrecy Law
>people barely clap at it
kek

>no fun allowed edition

Nah nigguh amma smoke some kush and do whatever the fuck i want you can't dictate a grown ass real nigga like me