Sister brings her Australian friend over for a barbeque

>Sister brings her Australian friend over for a barbeque
>I'm in charge of hot dogs
>Ask my sister's boyfriend what he wants on his
>"Tomato sauce"
>Excuse me?
>"Tomato sauce"
>We only have ketchup, mustard, and horseradish
>"What's ketchup? Is that like tomato sauce?"

ebin trole, bruh

I literally have ketcup in my fridge

>my sister's boyfriend

>horseradish
>americans make toppings out of horses

what the fuck

You've never eaten horse? Are you poor?

>my sister's boyfriend
cucked

He heard you the first time. He played you.

horseradish is radish not horse

> americuck doesn't know the difference

Using shitty ketchup instead of glorious tomato souce.

This

uk and uk progeny calls ketchup tomato sauce
hence the job

What is the difference?

joke*

We call it that too mongo

I still don't know what the difference between catsup and ketchup is

ell.stackexchange.com/questions/24060/tomato-ketchup-vs-tomato-sauce

>wife brings home american boyfriend
>I'm in charge of refreshments
>ask my wife's boyfriend what drink he wants
>'purple drank'
>what cunt?
>'purple drank'
>We only have orange juice or apple juice
>"what's juice? is that like drank?"

big fat American fucks you on the top of the big fat burger while screaming: freedoms!
idk why do I have such associations from this thread.

...

american infiltrators out

fucking autists

10/10

should have used root beer or dr. pepper, now you just look like the brother of a coalburner

maybe he actually is

>Getting those shit tier drinks when Solo is on hand.

Get the fuck out.

what

hi

kek

Murricuns can't pronounce tomato correctly just like brits.

>ketchup ("""tomato""" sauce) on a hot dog
you should have shot him desu

>americans put ketchup on their pizza, because they have no idea what tomato sauce is
Fucking kek

>American """""""news""""""""

ketchup and tomato sauce are the same thing

What's a kosher pickle spear? Is it a pickle spear with the tip removed? Is it ok to not give the tip in the US of A? It is why it's called kosher?

You can't make tomato sauce without breaking some ketchups.

who cares, that's the fucking joke, Sup Forumstard cunt

Is ketchup considered a vegetable in USA btw?

>Ask my sister's boyfriend what he wants on his
>We only have ketchup, mustard, and horseradish
If the options were that limited why didn't you ask "Would you like ketchup, mustard or horseradish?" rather leaving the question so open ended?

>putting ketchup on hotdog

really makes you think