Just me and me dad, hanging out I got pretty fahken knackered so I started to spit the dummy He asked if I was down ⬇for some dad bush tucker and I asked what and he said he'd give me his fahken snag! Yeah! Yeah! I skull them! I slurp them! I swallow the cunts whole It makes me dad grin like a shot fox so it's my only goal... Harder cunt! Harder cunt! 1 cheeky root, 2 cheeky roots, 3 roots, 4 I'm me dad's slag but I'm also a pooftah! He makes me feel like a real soft cunt!He makes me feel ace! He makes me feel everything a little poof should!~ N-noice!!
didn't eat any fried chicken in a very long time and am starting to lust for it
Camden Morales
bhs is going down lads
Samuel Morgan
Why isn't the government bailing them out like they did with the banks????
Aiden Scott
He said the cafe was hipster, not the drink.
Basic fucking reading comprehension mate.
Henry Barnes
...
Michael Myers
why is basic fucking reading comprehension
James Gray
Poulet frit à la viennoise
Asher Peterson
nhs is going down lads
Camden Reyes
wow WOW, bit rude there mate
Going to inform the local priest of this
I will never bless you ever again
Sebastian Richardson
not systemically important
Colton Peterson
*Howls from mountain top* Mornin lads!
Jason Price
w/e soft cunt
Jason Brooks
no. poulet frit à la KFC. but that looks nice maybe I'll do that one day
Aiden Baker
isn't it always after labour day?
Kayden Watson
Poleaboo is eating a cucumber and watching WWE right now
Joshua Butler
Had KFC once. It was okay but doesn't compare to traditional Backhendl, imo.
Nicholas Parker
as i type this i'm literally doing a poo haha
Angel Torres
Hail O'Duffy!
Andrew Wood
>Backhendl
wasn't aware of this
Gabriel Long
business idea: nationalise the commanding heights of the economy
Jeremiah Taylor
Where's your willy, lad?
Leo Bell
does poleaboo want to sleep over in my caravan tonight
Hudson Cruz
KFC and the likes (Chicken Spot etc.) are good because they put a massive amount of spice on their chicken. But in terms of a more refined taste the normal frying is better yeah
William Edwards
people still watch wrestling?
Easton Young
tucked inbetween my LARGE thighs
Jeremiah Scott
shut up you pretentious wanker
Colton Gomez
Don't think I can make the trick to Ireland but I would like that
David Wright
never eaten a cucumber before haha
John Powell
ban evading is not allowed
Jacob Gutierrez
Announcing a report is not allowed.
Nathan Long
one of my thighs is probably bigger than the circumference of your waist you little runt
Noah Garcia
janny's gonna get ya
Matthew Ramirez
It's just something in the background
If I drop it my interests will fall even further
How overweight are you?
Owen Wilson
Why are Brits so weird? Why are they all over the place? How do I become a Brit once EU citizens lose their right of free movement?
Caleb Hernandez
Devon AKA the Janny isn't here right now, friend
No, he's currently at work or some other normie institution
Ryder Hernandez
Left the house
Going to buy alcohol and drink myself into a coma
Jason Collins
underweight if anything
6ft3 and 77kg haha
Jackson Evans
keep squealing you runt. *stomps you with my prada creepers* *SQUASH*
Elijah Gutierrez
Good plan
street looks a little bit grim
Ryan James
you haven't seen my waist you all talk no thigh posting mong
Jeremiah Scott
...
Nolan Davis
It's simple but good.
Lots of spice can be hit or miss.
Hudson Harris
why is your road red?
Isaac Hughes
nice street wana ride down it on my bike
Evan Hill
need Sup Forums out of business
Gavin Campbell
shit i've been there before, can't remember the name of the town for the life of me though
Hudson Fisher
You can sleep in my runt shed.
Zachary Morales
been struggling a bit lately lads haha
Chase Young
Dunno I didn't make it did I? Hahaha
Christopher Ortiz
That's incredibly rude of you. I thought Brits are civilized people. Shame on you.
Owen Cook
my thigh circumference is 34 inches m8
Ayden Sanchez
he's probably a muslim
Cameron Baker
Stained with the blood of infidels my lad
Wyatt Allen
Fat cunt
James Hernandez
checking it out taking my chances checking it out chasing the answers checking it out just thinking it over
Benjamin Gray
Thank fuck my family are back from the wedding
Didn't want to do any more epilating today
Actually dreamed of meeting a male dom after I transitioned and he would "torture" me while I lived in inhumane conditions
Hunter Watson
>implying you need to be muslim to hate Jews They killed Jesus m8.
Tyler Wilson
just woke up
Cameron Edwards
Durham
Oliver Hernandez
Why isn't the UK deporting Muslims? You should be able to do what you want now that you're leaving the EU.
Kevin Thompson
thats poleaboo hes a paki
Connor Jackson
RIP in peace
Carter Williams
good. Christianity is a toxic ideology
Blake Lewis
fuck thats it, i remember it being a nice place
James Morales
>They killed Jesus m8.
Carson Edwards
>Why isn't the UK deporting Muslims? You should be able to do what you want now that you're leaving the EU.
Ryder Smith
OUT
Aaron Garcia
this looks supremely comfy
Aaron Foster
yeah but then he fucking resurrected and proved himself the son of god and conquered death for all time. the jews did us a favour
Thomas Thomas
>good. Christianity is a toxic ideology
Henry Walker
>gif
fuck off
Dominic Price
>yeah but then he fucking resurrected and proved himself the son of god and conquered death for all time. the jews did us a favour
Zachary Sullivan
Jesus didn't want to get crucified, m8
Ryan Long
>good. Christianity is a toxic ideology
Ayden Perez
>The Jews did us a favour Fuck off. Jesus being the greatest gift to all of mankind had fuck all to do with the Jews. The result is irrelevant. Their intent is what matters, and they intended to rid the world of the greatest gift it would ever recieve.
Ryan Williams
Already heard some yank tourists in town just now, we are FULL
John Perez
Who dis?
Charles Bell
>tfw got ~2 weeks to find a new place and the rents have nearly doubled in my town since I last moved
might just get myself a cheap caravan off the Travellers and just live in the car park at work
Carter Howard
>Fuck off. Jesus being the greatest gift to all of mankind had fuck all to do with the Jews. The result is irrelevant. Their intent is what matters, and they intended to rid the world of the greatest gift it would ever recieve.
Nathan Long
Have that EXACT floral design on some of my parents old plates
Spoopy
Nathaniel Peterson
Notice how much /brit/ slows down when the normies are away at work?
Poleaboo knew that feeling often in Aberdeen
£350/m for a room in 2011 Was paying £530/m in 2015
That's including bills
Brandon King
>Christianity is a toxic ideology
Parker Sanders
prefer Jews to Muslims tbqh lads, lesser evil and all that
