What did your country do in WW2?

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Kicked ass and took names

My country did not exist in WW2

So noone can blame anything on us

Fought in the wrong side

You literally were Germany

nuttin'

why are you asking?

never station troops in my country again

had a bit of banter, guaranteed some nations' independence and then didn't do anything when they were attacked, it was all just banter

We won

fended off 2 superpowers,nothing special

we dindu nuffin

not getting helped by britain but ended up being saved by russia and the usa.
Thanks.

We dindu nuffin. We don't even have a border with Poland, you know.

>Italy
>won
You literally have never won anything since 1861 or whenever the hell your shithole cultures were united under one flag

>Israel
Didn't exist as a country.
>Spain
Nothing.
>Portugal
Ditto.

>drunken bolshevik peasants
>""""superpower""""

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We played both sides

Surrendered.
:(

1.5 million drunken peasants vs 140 000 drunken finns

250 000 german ss troops vs 56 000 finnish conscripts(in the lapland war)

Stuff

don't hurt my feelings you bastard

thank you for the Fiat G50:s,they were good

Stuff in the forests.

We left anschlussd Denmark and got $$$$$$$$

Sorry again for blowing up that entire city, bro.

We literally got invaded and occupied by Germany. We were the biggest victim of WW2.

you did help in Tali-Ihantala so no hard feelings

Selling food to both sides

we had a 26:1 kdr in our air force

also 6 bombers downed in 4 minutes,a world record that stands to this day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorma_Sarvanto

saved Mao and trapped by FDRoosevelt

with this plane

We have been betrayed, sold out and then forced to surrender. Shame we could stopped bad germans, but no, who would ever send help to poor expendable little country?

For the rest of the war we were just cheap labor force, planned to be sterilised / gassed after the jews and won war.

Same what happened to Poland. They just got hit by both sides and didn't surrender. Maybe this is the reason nobody believes in NATO or EU.

mongols always hit their targets

>trusting eternal anglo

Mangudai quality, alter.

your senile president sold you out in the annexation,he had heart attack when Riddendopt was shouting shit against him.

First victim

We would lose after like two months of fighting with half of Bohemia bombed, half of Moravia dead and half of
Slovakia littered with corpses.

>For the rest of the war we were just cheap labor force, planned to be sterilised / gassed after the jews and won war.
As if Generalplan Öst was supposted to be carried out fully.
In truth I believe only like 15% tops of Czechs would be exterminated, the rest already spoke German so they would just switch sides.

Tbh lucky us that we had senile old fucker as our acting president at the time.. If we had some steadfast
battle hungry fucker Prague would be flat ground today.

you're welcome suomi

one bad motherfokker

fought japs

cucked by americans

glorious dutch engineering

Actually it was sub-par compared to the german planes at the time. Luckily the soviet planes were shit too.

>the soviet planes were shit

According to War Thunder Russian planes were at least god tier

nuffin

prevented Europe from turning into the same shitstorm that took over the middle east.

Got buttfucked by neighbors and "allies".

Collect jewish gold

>What did your country do in WW2?
Won it singlehandedly

nothin :^)

My neighbors are Dutch.
They live in Germany since the late 70s. They told me that each time they came home for visiting the family in Brabant locals peed on their Mercedes because it has German license tag.

Tired to hang on to life with teeth and nails

Fug :D i meant *Tried

VIVA

juno beach

getting b8d by americans to be cannon fodder

liberated the netherlands

Literally fought against the real bad guys and literally fought them to a standstill :^)

>As if Generalplan Öst was supposted to be carried out fully

>what is the Holocaust
>what is German efficiency

>not getting helped by britain
>implying the yanks would even care about the nazis if it wasn't for britain
>implying the soviets wouldn't have steamrolled through France if given the chance
>being this bitter that we liberated you

>real bad guys

>ignore the fact we later got invaded by the genocidal nazis run by a drug addict

>France out of every country complaining about not getting help
I am upset.

le french resistance XD

the blue division with the nazis in russia and some republicans in france

pay reparations

rovaniemi wasn't worth the match that was used to light the fire tbqh

Support the winning side and save people

nothing wrong, just like you OP

Why you not kill all chinks completely before, nippon?

beach holiday

Kek

Killed like 3 fascists and damaged a panzer I

jewed both sides

You meant the french won, didn't you ?
Even back then, the french did all the jobs for them (Solférino, Magenta ...), thank you Napoléon III. They latter thanked us, siding with germans during both world wars, and then betraying them.
What a shitty ally