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asuka

I bet she likes Muslim yarak.

cara

Don't mind me

Just going through

Pretty sure that's a dude

this 2bh

greggs is the local baker for some of us m8

*notices a malnourished brit*

*throws a bunch of hot dogs and cheeseburgers down his throat until his belly is bloated*

all in a good days work :^)

That is an alarmingly shiny face

some amount of pills being taken in there
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>there are literally lads ITT who can't afford greggs

lmaoing at your life

>claiming a chain is your "local baker"
That sounds like something an American would say about Publix desu

who's the bigger star, Tom Hardy or Christian Bale?

doing a kpop

Publix is the best supermarket you have over there

t. expert in everything yank

grim lmao

>she's wearing a wig in this photo because she pulled all her hair out

Pretty sure you can fuck right off

watched that show grand designs just now and this childless yuppie couple spent almost a million pounds building a house that can move up and down with the tide.

utter waste of money

Poleaboos bastard dad is telling him to search for flights to Pakistan for him

Poleaboo said that he'd make a note of it but he insisted on writing it down and he's still standing here even now.

Think he's waiting for me to do it

Fucking cunt.
Shouting at him, told him he shouldn't have come to this country if he wasn't going to learn English.

He kept asking if I would do it for him.
I just got annoyed by him not understanding anything other than "yes" and "no" and not asking me to repeat everything until I used a word he understood

He eventually told me to fuck off and left

there is a giant fucking moth in my bathroom, need him out of business quick time lads

She married a cambodian or something similar.

Nah senpai, she just dutty

Get on one with him and stay there cunt

>a house that can move up and down with the tide.
Why not just buy a boat house and tether it to the shore the fucking spackers

>be me
>live on chain of barrier islands off the coast of Georgia
>there's a publix on my island and one island over
>15 minute drive apart
For what purpose do they do this?

gf wants children in a short amount of time so I'm going to dump her soon i think. thats the problem when u date older women

that's what exposure to/from Sup Forums does to you mate
i think almost every board has done the same kind of thing at least once

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Dunno mate I was only joking about being a yank expert

You should tell him he's getting another daughter soon

Hey bookie lad

What're the odds on how many pushups (pressups) Poleaboo can do?

reminder

I always knew you'd break my heart

Also,
and

>this is like the least "modest" expression people can find of her on the internet (and speculate the rest)
>telling degenerates to do whatever they want to themselves is dutty

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one touch will affect you

>dating women who've been goosed hundreds of times

gross

i agree

that's what the presenter suggested. that or just building somewhere on higher ground. but no they had to do something fancy.

apparently the engineering technique they used was developed in the netherlands to build houses on open water

it's amazing what childless couples with money to blow do with it.

used a bit of my inheritance to fully pay off my 2k overdraft and 700 quid credit card debt lads, cancelled my credit card and am applying for a new one with the smallest limit possible (when i get round to it lol) and got rid of the overdraft

feels like im pissing money away when i didn't really need to but feel like i've gotta start being sensible with money and i clearly can't be trusted with debt. feelin kinda grown up and proud really even though it's just my dead gpa bailing me out :(

/blog

she's a really amazing girl, i would love to have a wife like her

Get a sterile gf

impressive digits

she's only 26 soon 27. And every girls are having sex

reminder that the holocaust HAPPENED

what do you need a credit card for?

>feels
>feel
>feelin
iktf

literally this

WHERE YOU THERE?

It's good you're making serious steps towards self-improvement but be sure to use that credit card. Constant, reliable use of a credit card is the best way to establish a credit rating.

nothing to do with me

any arse lads?

Alri.

why aren't you doing your part for France?

tfw publix has decided to open two locations in my city, one only 15 minutes away

Odd how exercising made Poleaboos hunger go away

because I'm too young to be a dad

if it hadn't jews would have destroyed the world sooner that they currently are doing

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reminder that the norman invasion HAPPENED

You can't blame this stabbing in Japan on a mental illness while in the same breath blaming the attacks in Germany on Islam

>At least 15 killed, 45 injured after knife attack at facility for the disabled in Sagamihara, Japan

pirate scumbags

these desu

but what about all the evidence pointing to contrary?

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>tfw crazy smeg you eats shlanger

good lad, you'd have to pay it all of one day so why not now

neck yourself for the sake of humanity, mate

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only literal plebs get into debt

can't believe some stupid cunts get into so much debt they off themselves

how does a thread get 70 posts within 13 minutes?

fucking hell.

pure coincidence

Topping yourself would make it go away too

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mmmm 4 g0d

biggest & best general on Sup Forums

janny can't touch us

this tbqh

only plan on going into debt when I buy a house

WW3 won't happen

the foul, maddening buzz
weighing on his head
Such a furious welcome home,
unfit for the Sovereign
who tends to his skull-sized
lonely domain
and the crass, miserly
pleasures of his palate
still entranced by
the simple joys of summertime
the bloodred lust,
the rich, luxuriant warmth of
a june morning
Oh the benevolent promise of boyhood:
the many fleeting victories encased
in glass
and sweet, ornamental jewels
taunting
flashing her crystalline charms
flirting with the want
straining on your bones,
nestled in the marrow
like the clay of the sculptor,
like the grief of the drunk;
prodding at those
delusional spirits
tending
to the garden of your greed
sowing
the olivine and green
-- exultant
of the most high,
fortunes of stature
fortunes eternal
fortunes everlasting!
these familiar, sour temptations
they still buzz
purring in their sleep
cold, subdued, squandered
sunken
in the rust
of that old abundant Kingdom
throned by conceit,
and devoured

Will be asleep in about 15 minutes.

Everyone is having their own conversation

of course, why didn't i see this sooner

Just caught a tentacruel aha

How long do you have to wait after getting yout wisdom teeth out to beat off?

buying big things off of the internet, they're better protected than debit cards

thanks bruh, i've got okay credit anyway cos i've always gone in debt to my rents over missing a payment (the kind of manchild behaviour i'm trying to avoid haha).

I'll defo keep putting my big purchases like flights on it, not gonna buy pointless makis and trainers with it though

>you can't spend what you don't have
live by these words desu

it's happening right now though

muzzies vs everyone else

shut it down

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Gonna need the sauce on that one lad

soon...

>Hi I have no idea what good debt is

why would she do that

I don't care how reddit it makes me.

The Amazing Atheist is hilarious.

reminder that you're an ape with a brain full of shit

gona make pork gyros for dinner one night this week i reckon

this is bait

Thinking about the first "proper" kiss lads

It was a July, I was 13, all my friends from school were out and whoever had managed to steal alcohol from their parents or got somebody to go into the shop for them were drinking, the girl I liked for quite a while was talking to me, everyone knew we liked each other and we walked off and kissed.

Someone saw us and cheered and everyone congratulated us once we came back

It was a wonderful night, quite comfy to think about.