ITT: Descrive your country with a Bob Sponge character

ITT: Descrive your country with a Bob Sponge character

Sandy Cheeks

>descrive
>Mexican Intellectuals

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>stingy money-grubbing restaurant owner

If anything he's Chinese

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one of these irrelevant inconspicuous fish.

who else

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Godinez? Cucks?

Patrick or Bubble Bass

UK should be Mermaid Man, previously the most powerful character in the sea, now largely useless and infirm.

Spicbob Tacopants

But Mermaid Man is White

Can we all agree that France is Squillian Fancyson?

The Jaques Cousteau nsrrator is an obvious choice, but Squilliam's insufferable arrogance just smacks of the French

Then who's Squidward?

Kek

Like the UK he used to be white, but now wears a seashell bra to show his support for LGBTQism and he has that starfish on his face to show support for Muslim veils.

>annoying
>always present
>handles cash at the Krusty Krab
>has delusions of granduer
>is hateful and spiteful to even the nicest of people
>that nose

Squidward is clearly Israel

>Will things ever get better here?

Then who is Plankton?

north korea?

This obviously

Sandy ofc

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