Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Hello Australia (I hope you guys are able to read)
I have come from a much more civilized and sophisticated country known as the US. Many of you probably couldn't even imagine how luxurious it is because of your awful circumstances that you peasants live in.
Anyway, I have been informed that the inhabitants of your country are the reason people keep spamming this rather idiotic, as you individuals say, "shitposts"? Am I saying that correctly?
If this is true, would you please cut it out and stay away from my board.
Thank you very much for your time

Kys

The reason why chocolate easter eggs never caught on America is a fucking mystery. Don't Burgers love days where they can cram shit into their mouth?

Easter is a holy day to recognize the fact that #HeHasRisen, eggs have literally nothing to do with it so out of respect to the Lord we eat chocolate bunnies instead.

Wait Easter isn't celebrated in the US?

It's celebrated here in leafland, and we're basically USA lite

Easter?

A celebration?

A holy man, one of humble origins, perchance?

I'm sorry, you've lost me.

The Lamb of God?

some kind of rite with eggs involved?

You tell me

I still don't follow. Wasn't he born on Christmas, a winter holiday?

The celebration?

WHICH celebration?!

Give me the (You), Steve. Hand it over.

Y

The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit? Namely that of The Son, by any chance?

I've no need for (You)r (You), Tyrone. It is the (You) from Steve that I desire.

>tyrone

THERE IS NO EASTER

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