How do we save Mexico?

>drug wars
>corruption
>poverty
>hot
>really sandy
How do we fix Mexico?

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Build a wall so mudslims and feminists can't get in

At least the cops are ok

>Drug wars
Legalize drugs, stop selling weapons to cartels america
>Corruption
Is a work in progress come back in a few years
>poverty
Same as the above
>Hot
Got to another state
>sandy
Not really

Cops are not ok
Armed forces are ok

Mudslimes aren't getting in, and feminists won't leave until the entire country is laid to waste.
>legalize drugs
Weed maybe, other stuff won't get popular support
>go to another state
Oaxaca?
>sandy

i swear to god mexicans are some of the most extreme nationalists ive ever seen. Even though their country is a literal shitstain on the earth they still praise it and will even kill for it

so how do we save it? we dont. let it die

But I kept on tipping the federales in Baja for being so nice and talking to me!
Better not to have a mess on our borders.

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Mexico is awesome, shut the fuck up OP

Cold Peru is right. We should build a great beautiful gate in the wall.
'No'

Genocide the local population and replace it with Northern Europeans doped up on fertility drugs.

Weed is more than enough to cut cartel´s money by half at least
Stay away from oaxaca, Puebla is chill and not so hot
:(

Sell the country to USA, at free charge, and left the government to fix it.

Or make another civil war.
>tfw nothing happened in 2010
Shame.

Legalize weed and visit Puebla. Ok.
Don't worry Mexibro, you just have to keep tipping the cops for being so nice.
If we didn't annex all of Mexico after 1848, we won't do it now.

Legalize weed

used to have hope that such a thing could be possible, but as time passed by i realized it isn't possible. The corruption has literally destroyed the country and the mindst of the average mexican is fucked up (the ones burgers are forced to deal with on regulr basis come from the worst parts and many are literally on the level of jamal/tyrone). Also, there's a detail about mexicans thatis quite annoying: it doesn't matter what you do, if you have money many will hate you (and i'm not kidding, some might say: THOSE IS DA WHITE DA WHITEEEE ONES N SHIIEET, but no, i've seen mestizos who are hated because they thought ahead and managed their money smartly. Just drop a fucking nuke on this place and let's get this over with.

Should the US annex Mexico?

you really this delusional?

If we did, we'd either have a massive insurgency on our hands, or give them voting rights and watch as the US tilts towards an extremely pro-Hispanic government.

So yes.

if you want more problems, then do it...

The terrible mind set of the mexicans are "I want money, but I want it now and I dont want to work for it"
Thats your corruption, and criminals

These. It would only cause more trouble than its worth, and we'd be responsible for cleaning up the mess that Mexico is in.

And let them take our jobs? Fuck that.

>our jobs
You mean OUR jobs
youtube.com/watch?v=c2r0NgDG2a0

DELET
STOP STEALING OUR COMPANIES
REEEEEEEE

We annex it and Canada and form a NAU

>annexing Canada
Literally why? All we need is Alberta.

Make it the 52nd state of America after annexing Canada.

i dunno, arctic drilling rights might be nice

Canadians are icky.
We already have Alaska for that.

Just for completeness. And to piss off the French in QC.

dont worry trump its going to fix that, also its going to pull out of the WTO and fuck up TPP, man i cant wait til november.

Triggering Quebecois is always worth it.
Was economic destruction part of your plan?

>He says as he posts a Canadian meme

An icky leaf
>CAPTCHA: Pemex station

Enjoy your Hillary m8

Callate puto chicano

Trudeau will be enjoying Hillary iykwim.

those were trump words not mine, enjoy your new authoritarian government.

Think she'll give him a beej so we can impeach him?

Wouldn't that be nice? The bonus is Bill gets cucked too.
Tell me about Trump! Why does he build the wall?

Nuke it like Japan. Then it will become great Mehico again.

Go back in time to save Maximilian
He is Mexico's only hope to become a white first world country

Cuz Americans are in love with meme solutions to problems that don't exist...

That's a big image.

How the fuck are mexicans even able to access the internet

he doesnt, he wants us to build it, and re negotiate NAFTA, that was pretty much done with the TPP and he is threatening to pull out of the WTO, man christmas may come early this year.

Well I have a magic thing pluged in the back of my CPU called "Network Card" it uses magic to connect to a modem, that one has a cable that goes to a group of wizards called ISP

Stop buying illegal/black market goods from Mexico or that are being trafficked through Mexico.

Maximilian was a liberal, it's a large part of the reason why conservatives abandoned him... He meant to give indigenous Mexicans real power, pity really, I'm a big admirer of Juarez but it's tragic in a way Maximilian had to die...

Burritos have wifi.
Or he's wondering why someone would build a wall before closing off their borders.

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We use Aztec meditation, memes were big in pre-Columbian Mexico

Is that a silencer on his gun? Why the fuck would he have that?

So he can shoot blacks without disturbing whites you silly
They are probably dead by now

Probably so he doesn't have to wear hearing protection.

>bring back Maximillian
>not resurrecting Porfirio Diaz

He would make mexico great again by all means necessary

>not resurrecting Huerta or Carranza
pleb tier

He was a french cuck, he'd take all their decisions step by step and fill this country with Jamals and Kebabs. At least indios know their place and sacrifice newborns, chickens or whatever in their own towns in the middle of nowhere instead of bringing them in the city.

South Park was right !

mexico city gets absorbed by guatemala and
give rest of mexico back to the US.

with bombs