What are prisons in your country like? If you were ever convinced of a crime and sent to jail, how fucked would you be

What are prisons in your country like? If you were ever convinced of a crime and sent to jail, how fucked would you be.

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Pretty sure they're like the ones in the States for the most part, besides no death penalty nationwide.

Aren't your prisons like 85% feather niggers?

It wouldn't surprise me.

they fuck your shit up mayne, prisons are scary

We should have just listened to Phil Sheridan and exterminated all of the savages.

I would be bored out of my mind

Imagine only having a small TV and Playstation 2 in your cell, literal hell.

The big state pens like San Quentin have a lot of nigger rape if you lack status or were convicted of a sex crime.

prisoner's meal is better than mine.......

In my state it depends on which unit you get sent to. Some are more chill and less restricted with petty criminals, while others house young inmates looking to make a name for themselves and are dubbed "gladiator pits" because of rampant fighting.

Not fucked at all. Would have to deal with gypsies, estonians, drug addicts and alcoholics though so that would be unpleasant. Having no past criminal record would keep me out of jail as a first timer so I would have to commit a crime multiple times to be locked up for real but even then do to being well mannered and not a threat to anyone I'd probably spend that time in a minimum security "do what you want just come back for the night" places.

free accommodation, food, clothing, you can workout and study. also vacation if you act well :D

>san quentin
feels good be a city named with the glorious battle of tercios

Overcrowded, shitty, full of immigrants, especially albanians and bulgarians and russians.

Afaik it's not THAT bad, but it's still pretty shitty.

>french army

desu xD

>If you were ever convinced of a crime and sent to jail

You don't go to jail if you get convicted, you go to prison. Jail is where you await bail/plea/trial.

>rocroi

only took you 143 years to win a battle against tercios

BRAVO FRANCE. :)

>What are prisons in your country like?
absolutely fucking fucked
>how fucked would you be?
see above

even your prisons are like a hotel

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>lose to fucking Poortugual

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>italians auxiliars
how can anybody win a battle fighting togueter italians? please tell me.
>also
portugal is iberian master race too. Not a single drop of shame in to lose a battle against them.

German lifeprison is better and more comfortable than mine.

*prison life

Is it true that all LatAm prisons are horribly overcrowded cesspits where you get raped all day every day?

our prison are pretty Turkey tier. Also islamists run it as one would expect.
The only good thing is if you are condamned for less than 2 years of prison you don't really go in prison. They just keep you home with an electronic bracelet.

Full of muslims, radicals muslims control everything escept in some southern prisons where corsican are still in control
In some rurals prison our local "travellers" still have some power.

Hell on Earth

GORE:

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