Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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おつ

Okay

Arigatou gozaimashita, user.

This thread is still living. Please recycle it.

There are "Gaijin hunters" in Japan?!
Women who go after foreign men because they seem exotic or because they want them as a status symbol?
Or because they want a cute "half child"?
I just read this in a random blog post and it said that even ugly men can easily find a girl like that in Japan!
Japan, I'm sorry but I'll be stealing your womynz.
(Please tell me this is true)

>1 post in an hour
are you kidding?

no

thanks F

Why would you even try to revive it in the first place?
Just let it die.

なんか乱立してんね

自閉症か

I don't know why you guys hate cute brit posters...
he is innocent brit guy. (´・ω・`)

he is not qt poster.
He is a perverted Bulgarian creep

姉妹スレのこちらもどうぞ

...

今日は

自閉症のイギリス人を手伝って上げないで

Will ya stop talking like shit?

japs.. you wanna kill these innocent people?

...

今日とて

autism detected

もうわざとやってるでしょう
テンプレとかラロトラとかはいいとして、
わざとJannyを怒らせようとして結局スレが消されるのはめんどくさいよね。
ま、それも割りとどうでもいいかも。

why would you make it anyway?

Why does bantering happen to make new thread on only Japanese thread?

僕はどんどん死にたくなっているぞい!

At least I noticed my mistake and corrected it.
Most Japanese posters in this thread rarely do that.

Wanting to better yourself is not autism, user.

yeah it means you have mental disease.

>Most of Japanese posters
>rarely
How did you know that?

Commendable work, user.

...

What age is the best to kiss a girl for the first time?

25? 26?

Watch out, he knows psycokinesis

んー、同じ女性の画像OPは故意的かも。

user we're fine, just let it slides.

Because I see it happens like everyday.

12 or something

Me and my best friend took our girlfriends for a double date to the movies, it was The Devil Wears Prada.

I was really nervous. About half an hour in I started snuggling with my girl, and then we both leant in and started kissing. It was a wet sloppy sensation and I was terrible at it at first, but it felt warm and lovely. Her skin was so soft and nice.

I remember when I got home I had a moist stain in my underpants from the precum. Good memories.

PERRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I-I think it's 32.

16yo
ただし、ベロチュー禁止

No offence.
But it's possible that same guy was doing that, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fs-VSDOirWY

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The Taorilan poster is cancer of the Japanese thread.
He knows his action would cause a thread war.
He nestles down into his comfy sofa, laughs, enjoys how stupid we look when we have such a trivial quarrel.

It could be, but I doubt it for now.

Since it's late in Japan, let's talk about spooky things.

What are your favourite spooky things about Japan? Do you have a favourite monster from Japanese folklore? A favourite spooky place? Horror films that have had the greatest impression on you?

Do British people still believe in ghosts?

finally I'm home. the last train was crowded with people. Japan is shit.

Who is The Taorilan poster, do you think?

タオリラポスター本当に気持ち悪い

日本女性をストーカーして、そのうち日本に来て犯罪でも起こしそう

イタリア国旗もいつも女の話ばっかりで本当に気持ち悪い

なぜスレ内に女性がいると想像できないのか

I have a penchant for archaic yokai, but ain't into ghosts.

Did the demon killed you during your sleep?

Summer is a good season to talk about it in Japan .
Do you know Yonimo-kimyouna-monogatari? It has a lot of scary, mysterious, weird and spooky storys

Where are you from?

...

maybe that forest where everyone kills himself

personally I wouldn't want to commit suicide when people there do it all the time, it's sort of lame
but when you are at this point you probably don't care about that anyway

Yes, lots of people do, depending on the source anywhere from 30-50% of the population (even higher if you count religious spirits as ghosts).

Would people laugh at you if you said you believed in ghosts in Japan?

He is ... among us!

>lots of people do, depending on the source anywhere from 30-50% of the population
I don't believe you

>Would people laugh at you if you said you believed in ghosts in Japan?
Yes, of course. It sounds like what a primitive caveman would say.

I haven't watched it before, is it worth seeing?

I've heard it compared to the Twilight Zone though, which is good because I really enjoyed the TV series of that, but also bad because most of the plot twists were really easy to spot.

Some yokai are ghosts too though, right?

But being scared of the number 4 is reasonable

British posters are the best posters

良いネタ振りやな
心霊写真を貼ってやる
イギリスは幽霊の本場やろ
鬼女がいることは常識
せやな
せっかく、厨二が来てくれたのに
彼が言っているとおり

>go to starbucks
>a qt japanese girl sits next to you
>she takes her sandals off to relax her bare feet and sits indian style
>you reach over and tickle her exposed sole

How does she react

>I don't believe you
Why not? I would have thought that a belief in ghosts would be common in Germany too.

yougov.co.uk/news/2014/10/31/ghosts-exist-say-1-3-brits/

otsu and oyasumi (っ´ω`c)zzzz

Yes some yokai are too ambiguous to differentiate.

well this general retardation explains the Brexit then

i like Chamber of Horrors at Madame Tussauds in London.
i also like Tower of London too.

>be me
>at hong kong airport waiting for my flight to return Peru
>all seats on the waiting lounge were full
>Im tired so I sit on the floor near the window
>a young cute 7/10 asian girl sits near me
>I start to feel unconfortable
>me thinking inside -she likes whites only-
>I stand up and leave
>her face was like- am I doing something wrong?

good night
have a sweet dream

>My favourite Youkai
Abura-sumashi
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abura-sumashi

>My favourite Oni
Ibaraki-douji
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-dōji

ビリビリ動画見てる外人おる?

ネットで女が無いっての法律だ

Oyasuminasai, nihonjin.

お休み

この話、聞いたことある?

>世田谷一家殺害事件
>21世紀を目前に控えた2000年12月30日午後11時頃から翌31日の未明にかけて、東京都世田谷区上祖師谷3丁目の会社員宅で、父親(当時44歳)・母親(当時41歳)・長女(当時8歳)・長男(当時6歳)の4人が殺害された。隣に住む母親の実母が31日の午前10時40分過ぎに発見し、事件が発覚した[1]。
>この事件は、20世紀最後の日に発覚した、大晦日に差し掛かろうとする年の瀬の犯行だったことや、犯人の指紋や血痕など個人を特定可能なもの、靴の跡(足跡)の他、数多くの遺留品を残している点、子供もめった刺しにする残忍な犯行、さらに殺害後に長時間現場に留まった可能性が指摘され[注 1]、パソコンを触ったりアイスクリームを食べたりするなどの犯人の異常な行動、これらの多くの事柄が明らかになっていながら、犯人の特定に至っていないことでも注目される未解決事件である。また、年の瀬に発生した殺人事件という時期柄もあって、一年を振り返る区切りとなる年末近くになると、警視庁による情報公開が行われ、マスコミが話題に取り上げることが多い事件である。

I really don't wanna believe in ghosts.
At least not the way TV, films and video game show to us.
If ghosts are invisible and can go wherever they like, which basically means they could peep into your room as you are trying to enrage your pinga.

うん。起こったときは結構衝撃的なニュースだったよ。

未解決事件のスレでよう見るで
その事件がどうかしたんか?

もちろん
でもDNA鑑定の結果犯人がヨーロッパ系のハーフの可能性がほぼ確定すると、その後マスコミの報道がぱったり途絶えた

有名だよ
容疑者は韓国人
でもいつもの通り韓国の警察は捜査協力や容疑者の引き渡しを拒否
web.archive.org/web/20040803115937/http://www.sponichi.co.jp/society/kiji/2003/03/17/05.html

Hey Japs,
stabbed a retard today yet?

they haven't found you yet

そのソースに乗ってる情報は本当だけど、犯人が台湾や韓国に滞在歴があると言うだけの話

>現場に残されていた血液のDNAからルーツを辿る人類学的解析により、父系がアジア系民族、母系には欧州系(地中海)民族が含まれることが判明(産経新聞 2006年10月16日付)。「日本人には少ない型」とする専門家の声もある(朝日新聞 同年12月31日付)。
DNA鑑定でハーフの可能性が指摘された
アジア系の父親も日本人ではない可能性は高い

>Chamber of Horrors at Madame Tussauds
I've never been there, but I've seen pictures of it - every time I go by, there's a long queue there.

The Tower of London is pretty spoopy though. Old Castles with low ceilings and thick, stone walls are quite claustrophobic, which is good for creating spoopiness.

>ソウル在住の韓国人男性(33)
???
国籍は韓国の韓国人だろ
母系に何代前か欧州系がいたってだけ

>back in america for a week
久しぶり ヽ(・ω・)ノ !

犯人は韓国人と欧米人のハーフ
犯人の指紋が一致する個人が見つかったにもかかわらず、
マイノリティ利権には手が出せず逮捕できなかった日本の警察の弱さが明らかになった

嫌なら他にいくらでもスレはあるだろ
何故配慮しないといけないのか

そもそも国籍が韓国と言うだけでDNAは純粋なヨーロッパ系と言う専門家もいる

>Be japanese care taker of disabled people
>Get fired
>Take your customers to the grave

Is anything known about his motives or did he say anything to his personal eugenics programm?

why Japanese girls have such terrible looking feet?

dont lie poopoo. she thinks you are fat and ugly