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paki slags edition

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cara

korean pop

caves

most degenerate thing you've ever done?

Shit edition

Fuck off paki

I can't take you out because I'm never out

would very much appreciate more images of this nature

how's the call centre treating you matthew?

you sure about that?

Muslims must be laughing so hard at us right now.

You even mention Isl*m and you get beheaded or arrested. Meanwhile they can literally slaughter our priests and all we do is repeat "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" or some random vague slogan like "showing solidarity" and do nothing

>Shit edition

>Fuck off paki

Me having a quick nap

Literal shit edition

got caught eating lunch in the toilets today

You're literally a male version of the commie whores on Twitter

Truly the runt of the litter

Shagged a girl in a train station toilet.

Ah yes, very impressive. Wonderful debater.

>lovelyz

lads what's the most disappointing city you've ever been to?

mine has to be Berlin, it's one of the ugliest places I've ever been. I mean I know they lost the war and half of it was communist up until fairly recently but it's just so ugly

at least the pingers were good

>sleeping in public
Cannot do it. Know a girl that falls asleep every single time we get on a train.

you're obsessed with me

spill the beans lad sounds awkward as fuck

walk in on some mong eating lunch in the toilets today

this photo was taken at the end of the cave. i am lying on my stomach with the cave walls tight around my shoulders in complete darkness. i had to crawl backwards to get back

what should i post to tim lads?

classic bants

sprayed liquid shit all over the urinals in a toilet when i was battered once (also pissed on the floor but i think loads of people do that)

London. I had no expectations and I was still let down.

berlin is top notch

i didn't have any fun in paris

thought i'd give them a try, they're alri desu

self-help literature

Typing that on my phone was a challenge...in Costa , tiring. Used to know a guy that could write like 1,000+ all on his phone...I also thought I saw the picy tea girl from the cathedral can't remember her name. Never heard the phrase picy-tea before she said it so hence the name...

cave wanker loves his fucking caves

London (sorry) and the USA as a whole outside of Los Angeles/NY/Miami

Cairo

Filthy shithole

visited wales

thinking about forgetting about britain and moving to toronto

apparently toronto is the best city in the world

fell asleep once in the train and this girl sat on my hand was quite fucking weird desu

all that teenage relationship stuff in the last thread's got me a bit depressed haha

Paris, Nice, basically any French city. Probably my least favorite country I've ever been to

@62632882

Havent replied to you in over a week, not doing a very good job of obsessing.

Also, why do you spend 24/7 on this board? Did you move from the UK "to experience teh world xd" yet you literally live on this site.....


Kill yourself

>moving to the USA

fuck off yank

Paris.

shat on the shower floor on holidays once
not on purpose, my stomach was fucked
not really degenerate but it's my biggest secret

how mate? it's absolutely rancid. I mean I went at christmas time so maybe that had something to do with it but the nicest thing to look at was the christmas markets

not to mention all the WW2 shit is within a stone's throw of each other, you can do it all in about 20 minutes

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still howling to 'my name jeff'

Lads, this may be an odd request, but could you post as much Japanese Anglophiles as you can? Preferably qt girls saying they love Britain, but anything will do.

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watch the first 6 minutes of this lads

Ive found god again lads

LA
Florence
Chester

had a wank to daddy/daughter hypno porn with half a cucumber up my poo chute

Paris. Hate the "french"

What was wrong with it?
On paper France seems like the perfect country. Good size, climate, food and beautiful towns.

>do a poo
>use all the tp
>leave the empty roll

>labour literally 16 points behind the tories

it's over lads

Pissed in the sink of a disabled toilets of Leicester train station because they charged me 20p to use it

Marseille, the whole place is one massive ugly ghetto

all women who wear headscarves make me wanna puke.

but pakis are special. the way they wear their headscarves makes me wanna end my life.

this 2bh

Even though I actually love the comfy Dublin and Ireland, I felt that the capital doesn't have that many monuments to make it memorable.

london, every park bench had a homeless person on it and the people in the shops had worse english than mine

she's gorgeous
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>be papist
>get killed by terrorists

what did you lads not like about london? personally I fucking love it there, so much to see

the political pendulum swings like a metronome lad

things will be alright

western quality but cheap as shit

good nightlife
all the visible history is pretty cool too

why would you go to Marseille in the first place?

I treat my runts like my bollocks

Say that to my face?

>toronto
>usa

are you a dickhead in life

>Communist enjoyed Berlin

bet the proddies are behind this

cannot unsee

shagged a homemade fleshlight over 100 times

want to be a ship lad

le he trolled you xddddddddd

Toronto is the US though. Go visit and tell me otherwise

square up lad

me on the bike

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hillary is universally hated. she will never do a press conference or debate because it would hurt her image even further

Ungodly amount of niggers and pakis. People walking around openly in paedophilic relationships. Everyone's a cunt. Faggots all over the show too. The buildings are nice enough, but fuck me.

It was a nightmare.

Went to watch Arsenal vs Marseille in the Champions League with my French m8.

there is much to do yes, much to visit, good nightlife and underground culture. But the people and the city as whole feel so plastic... It's weird to say. Also spent more time in the transportation than doing actual stuff and stuff is expensive as hell there

but who's counting right?

almost thought the (you) wasn't coming

love doing this "i was only pretending to be retarded" gimmick unironically

Business idea: Attain over £1 million by age 30, move to Maine and buy a big wooden house with land and spend my days reading books and driving a 60's British sports car.

>wanked for hours on end on omegle trying to find a girl with my face in view
>done this quite a few times

it's full of shitskins

got called nigger in jjb

Unpopular opinion: I find Tim's vlogs repetitive and dull

ENOUGH of this

Still HOWLING whenever I think of a post I saw here. If you must know what it was, there was a discussion about Scottish independence, and one post was

>See you later space Jockboy

>You're gonna carry that debt?

HOWLING. Thank you anonymous lad who made that.

need an alternative gf

Pushed a banana with a condom into my arse when I was exploring

During the same phase I once wanked to tranny porn. Never done it since and don't feel attracted to that shit at all anymore.

Also used to wank frequently to POV videos of other lads wanking. No joke. Would time it so we spunked at the same time. I do still feel aroused by big dicks.

have a slight voyeurism fetish

business idea: bait out songs that give /brit/ asmr and collect for personal use

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of what?