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ambassadorial edition

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NEED a gf from west london

makes you think

>he doesn't know

how do you think matt got doxxed?

Really want to end a runts life

Lads

she wants a man from north Paris

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hi this is mathew

>be on normie book
>keep getting shitty Sup Forums-related meme pages as my suggested pages
>can't get rid of them either

be honest who here fucking joined 'god save our meme'? jesus christ you autists

>taking Sup Forums shit onto other sites
sort your fucking lives out

>be wage slave
>get 23 paid holiday days a year

this is fucking shit lads

plenty of runts in this thread to choose from

from now on the baby sleeps in the crib

this was predestined
it had to be this way

What did you have for dinner lads?

Me:
1. Fillet steak
2. Asparagus with hollandaise sauce
3. Spotted dick for dessert

Also cheap Chilean Merlot to drink.

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked a further 5 miles, had a biscuit and then i..........

Sorry, I'm rambling!

The mandem

THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

limmy hasn't been funny since 2006 and you should be ashamed if you like him

would genuinely love to squeeze the life out of a kshitter runt

>janny let this thread stay up while my page 7 (and other threads) were deleted

hope your dole payments are cut off you MASSIVE twat

great edition

just negotiate for some more

me on the left

Sporty > Scary > Ginger >>>> Baby >>>>>>>>>>> Posh

>work part time
>get a full weeks pay for 3 days work
>get 4 days off every week

imagine being a grown middle aged man and making youtube videos about "sjws" and "cucks"

i can't imagine a sadder existence

chicken and brown rice

same as every night

>(You) to the Future

I don't want to be in a dreamless sleep for all eternity
Why aren't we working to find a way to end death

squaaaaaaa


true

*complains about Sup Forums, in clear violation of the "no complaining about Sup Forums" rule*
*ban evades*
*complains about getting banned*

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*cicada noises*

DEREGEITO O KUDASAI DONARUDO-SAN

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absolute banger of a choon

he seems intelligent

I'd be alright with it if I made money

gnarly

>dole

why would janny be on JSA? he has full time employment

>not having 25 days holiday

contemplating buying one of these for my willy, leaning towards stepper or wavy

>dreamless sleep
think of it less as your mind being locked in some blackness forever and more like your mind being like ice and death is it melting back into the sea

voluntary

starting to prioritize booty eatin over pussy licking haha

imagine being a 'Sup Forums volunteer' lads

iron helps us play

Heard some things about them 2bh, apparently they're not all that good

does it count if his wage is 0?

saved this image from the last thread

i like stealing people's images and then posting them in the next thread

looks like torture devices

but the guys are actually passionate about this shit, they're not just in it for the money

look at molyneux, the guy is genuinely incredibly passionate and emotional about "sjws" and "cucks" and "political correctness" and "libtards" to the point where i almost feel bad for him

please respond to this post

I'm asking for atleast 25 at my next review in a few months

do you put it on your bellend? how does that work?

miso soup with asparagus & spring onions
t. weeb i suppose

How do they work? Surely you can just fit your bellend in them?

the gf

1. The secretly gay one
2. The other one
3. The leader
4. The bad boy
5. The ugly one

And this boyband had one single hit top 57 song back in the 1930's, where are they now?

They're stretchy, it's like a mini-fleshlight

rice and chicken
still eating it now like
cuz i made bare like

what should i get then

>23 days

We have zero mandated paid leave here. It's literally so bad that sick restaurant workers are worried about taking a day off from work and end up getting all the customers ill too

Be grateful cunt

wonder what freud would make of are pakipoo

stretchy like a condom?

Nice body, shame about the face.

>be grateful you're better than a third-world country
LOL

me and me mum having some banter

there you are
can you pick me up from manchester airport on friday? i just need a lift to the city centre

How would I know, I'm not pathetic enough to actually use sex toys

Having a hot flush

america is a shithole m8 we have actual rights in europe

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should have negotiated better, mongs

Ireland is a third world country

How's Tim's mental health doing today??

Shout out to that one lad, name beginning with M

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thats nice

shite label loool

Yeah lad. Meet me by the bins you might have to wait a bit but dont worry ill turn up eventually!

Having a posh wank

don't care
don't want to know

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Mad how a seemingly plain-Jane girl could be hiding a banging, voluptuous body.

post *that* picture
you know the one

seriously lads?

why?

are any of you part of this, it has 116k members or whatever

Imagine being Scottish lads
Just imagine it for a minute

How would you off yourself?

Who actually is Matthew?
Do you have a picture???

i am saving these

bit rude

thanks

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r8 my daily food (i literally can't remember the last day i didn't eat exactly this):

brek:
marmite toast and scrambled eggs with a cup of percolator coffee, 1 sugar and milk
lunch:
cheese and hp sauce sandwich, a banana and a packet of pombears with a can of coke zero
dinner:
chicken, mayo and lettuce sandwich, small pot of pasta with veg with a second can of coke zero

and a red bull/extra packet of pombears sometimes. also multivitamins cos it's not very balanced haha

HE

having a huge line of ket

what time and terminal lad

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I'd pretend to be English 2bqh. Hate to be an inherently uncivilised C*nt

he's a car

perfect

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Love you senpai (as a bro ofc, no homo)
I knew I could count on you