How do I immigrate to the USA ?

I don't want to live in this fucked up and islamized country all my life.

I've got a bachelor in pedagogy, with an orientation in History, geography and social sciences, for the middle school level, and a master in History, with a specialization in education for the high school level.

I'd like to be a French teacher for the American pupils or for college/uni students. My mother tongue is French, and I have a perfect level (oral, writing, grammar, etc...). My English level is quite advanced, though I sometimes have some difficulties to understand oral English from people talking to me.

Please help me, americanons...

HOW ???

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You have the equivalent of a bachelors so you can try applying for an eb-3

That being said there's not really a shortage or huge need for language teachers afaik so it'd be easier if you had a stem degree

Do it anyway

apply for citizenship, but its a long process and theres a lot of people already trying

I'm a teacher and in my state everyone needs a master's degree in education in order to get a job. It's not an official requirement, but it's just a reality of the job market.

Maybe you could get a student visa and work on getting a master's degree here.
Or get one there where it is probably cheaper and then emigrate.

Easiest option = marrying an American

Well no shit that's what EB visas lead to

He's definitely not qualified for an eb2 or eb1 though but he would probably be qualified for an eb3 given his educational background. And I could be wrong, being a native Belgian and likely French speaker he might actually have a good shot at getting a job

Just know OP that non-university school teachers here don't really get paid a lot and to teach at a reputable university you'd really need a graduate degree

You'd make enough to survive though, 30-50 a year depending on location

>Maybe you could get a student visa and work on getting a master's degree here.

but I already have a master...

s-sorry, I misread your post.

>You'd make enough to survive though, 30-50 a year depending on location
In Boston the salary cap for a teacher is $92,500 and they reach that after nine years.

where and how do I apply for that EB-3 visa ?

Get involved with international schools and apply for any that look good in the USA.

In the future I'm hoping to teach in Switzerland.

Search Associates is a good company that many people use (I found out about them on Youtube) and they have a list of Americans schools here:

searchassociates.com/schools/usa/

you should immigrate to somewhere like Australia instead.
best HDI after Norway, amazing weather, get paid really well and easier to get a job than in the states.
Canada is a pretty good option as well but the weather is really not worth it unless you live in Vancouver

Fuck off, we're full

Why would you want to come here anyway, you'll just bitch about our healthcare and education systems

>muh HDI
Drop this meme

>Canada is a pretty good option as well
Not for OP

You will see niggers instead of muslims

Could Belgians apply for refugee status because of how dangerous their country has become? And the fact that they aren't allowed to defend themselves with a firearm?

Dubs checked.

You'd better do it quick, before the Trump Administration bans all immigration.

On the internet assumedly

>you'll just bitch about our healthcare and education systems
I wouldn't, I promise.

Belgian OP:

I have a BSc (STEM tho) and my employer has several locations in the US, too and sometimes they offer jobs abroad to work with their teams.

It's usually limited for a few years, but afaik you can apply for a green card during that time, because you have steady employment.
The benefit is that the HR dept takes care of visas and shit because that can become quite cumbersome.

Thinking about taking one of those positions too but understandably they're very popular so you have to be pretty good (crawl up some asses, too most likely)

It's the easiest choice besides applying for graduate education (like a PhD at a mediocre state university) and then scoring a job afterwards (again, as far as I know)


There are also "greencard lotteries" where you can apply and they will pick at random and based on some criteria.
But you should have money and/or your employment situation prepared. Because it means you'll basically have all the rights and duties of an American citizen (minus a few like voting for which you need to be an actual citizen). Meaning no money = no home, no food, no internet, no health insurance etc. other than in comfy ole' nanny state Europe.

memes aside theres way more muzzies in america than in canada senpai

>Could Belgians apply for refugee status because of how dangerous their country has become?
I unironically thought about it

>teacher
>speaks French
Aren't there some programs that specifically target you guys to come teach your language?

>USA is 0.9% muslim
>Canada is 3.2% muslim
hmmmmm

>Aren't there some programs that specifically target you guys to come teach your language?

I dunno, please show me

He means overall number not percentage.

Swing by the US Embassy/Consulate and ask around m8, there are plenty of programs to lure in highly educated people.

Only a retard would cite overall numbers

In overall numbers the US has more of everything than Canada except for snow and land

>hurr what is google
>durr please spoonfeed me everything xD

This is not the kind of thinking that made America big m8

Take some initiative

>bachelor in pdeagogy
don't say that here someone might call the cops on you

j1visa.state.gov/programs/teacher
Maybe do it through this? I don't actually know. If you're dead serious then go to your American embassy and ask them about teaching here.

By all means, come if you can support yourself. I don't know anything about immigration though, so you'll have to suss that out yourself

Canada has more per capita iirc

>By all means, come if you can support yourself. I don't know anything about immigration though, so you'll have to suss that out yourself
I was merely pointing the Belgian OP into the general direction of work-related exchange programmes (which are generally easier since your employer takes care of most of the paperwork bullshit).

I am contemplating emigrating but not anytime soon, but America would be one of my first choices.

Thanks for the welcoming words though.

It's as easy as finding a company that needs a native speaking French teacher and will help with a work visa.

Do you want to live here forever? Or you just wanna try living here? I'm an immigrant myself and it is pretty easy to live here if you have money. American government loves sheckles so just give them some money and they let you in.

I didn't realize that you weren't OP, my bad

The trick is to move to a state somewhere in the middle of the US. The average intelligence is very low so much that even a mediocre person really stands out and gets ahead.

>I don't want to live in this fucked up and islamized country all my life.
>wants to move to America

Our niggers stay in their containment zones

no worries I guess the flags are way too similar

It's not much better but it is better, assuming OP is white.

hmmm

Holy shit, well tbf Boston is also the most academic city in the US combined with relatively high cost of living

30-50 is pretty typical in the south but the south doesn't give a shit about education so OP seriously do not come here if you actually go through with emigration

We may be BLACKED and TACOed, but we're not quite Islamized yet.

Like the White House?

how did you immigrate there ? i'd like to hear some examples

>Boston
Other than NYC this would be the least attractive (because most European-like) city to emigrate to 2bh.

If I move to America I want a city that's laid out like a grid, I want to drive a pickup truck on superwide streets and I want to own 5 acres of land with a 3000 sqft free standing single family home, not some apartment in a town that looks like someone copied 18th century London

there are two ways to enter the US

1- be mexican/pooinloo
2- cross border
3- shit up local neighborhoods with 4/5 families to a house and litter everywhere and just stay with no immediate threat of deportation
????
Profit

Option 2:
Hope you are specialized enough that a multinational company will suck your dick enough to get you a visa

Option 3:
If you're a qt 6'2 blonde german boy and a bottom I'll get you a green card ;_;

your president is a nigger

Yes

The salaries are around 10 - 15% higher at their max (and they reach it much quicker) than the suburbs because Boston teachers have to deal with tons of niggers and spics.

However, teaching in suburban Boston is generally great.

I would recommend any white people come to live in New England if they are unhappy with their current location.

Move to Texas then

Still lives in government housing lmao

Why are Leafs so fucking cringeworthy

I guess you want to live in Texas.

stay in your country ahmed

Where in the US would you like to move?

Just asking out of curiosity.

t. nigger

t. Chink cuck

in the center states, like Nebraska or Dakota

>there are less Asians in Canada than in AmeriKKKa
hmm

Have education, apply for jobs, get job, get work visa, buy plane ticket.

There's probably a few other steps in there.

Go to Colorado or Montana

Canadians ruin once again a perfectly decent thread.

t. Leaf

>Nebraska or Dakota
Are you insane?

>AmeriKKKa
Are you 12?

No. We are full. Stay away you fucking Euro scum

i want to marry a qt cowboy gf

T E X A S
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why ?

no, too many mexicans

Montana, Texas or even Wyoming would be better for that.

The government actually created a program a few decades ago that allows for expedited access into the US if you had a companion (Female, 18-29) that was of unmarried (single) status.

>no, too many mexicans
Beggars can't be choosers.

States like those have a lower quality of life, plus there probably isn't much of a demand for French teachers in more rural areas. Places like New England, the PNW, Colorado and midsized midwestern states would probably offer higher pay and a higher quality of life, while still being white. You might also get bored with Nebraska and the Dakotas quickly just because they are so empty and far away from everything else in the country.

It's all up to you, I'm just putting in my two cents.

thanks for the advices, but anyway it's unfortunately never going to happen ;_;

>why
It's everything you want from the center states but there's actually civilization in Colorado. Montana is just comfy.

There's literally nothing in Nebraska

The Mexishits in Texas are fine. Just move to North Texas if you hate them that much

>language teacher
You are not in a position choose senpai. Especially with academics, you go where you get a job.

horse girls are weird.. especially in the midwest

Not with that attitude

kek

I have been pretty much immigrating to all sorts of Western countries since I was a kid although I was born in a non-Western country. Those are..
>UK
>US
>Canada
>Italy
>Norway

All it takes is a good family. Lawyers take care of things for me anyways.

SHITSKINS OUT

You have to leave

Why do so many women like horses? I run into them from time to time and I don't get it. Dog women I sort of get cause dogs are friendly, but horses???

>Why do so many women like horses?
Have you ever seen a horse dick?

They're into that BHC

EQUESTRIAN'D

Da BHC bruh

I mean, if I had to figure I would have thought it was the repetitive bounching motion on their genitals as they road the horses, not the actual physiology of the horse

2nd favorite animal for women: Dolphins

I see a pattern here

We were memeing you dip

Like the "White" house?

I don't see it

Then why do they like horses :/ ?????????

The Canadians have already made that joke you fucking cuck

Best parts of the USA: New England (not including CT), Alaska, California, Pacific Northwest, Colorado...that's it.

underrated post

>2016
>still believing in "USA is the greatest country in the world" meme
I'd consider Australia, NZ or Asia on your place.

Well then google 'dolphin penis'

I can't believe I'm actually speaking with a subhuman child who's never read the sex with dolphins faq like wtf I hate america now

>2000 + 16
>unironically living in Russia
Lmao why haven't you killed urself nigga

*gets sweaty and nervous from your confrontational attitude*
*shoves you back*
FUCK ON OUT?
*run out*

>Best country in the world:
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Asia
WHICH OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER?

No need to bully