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morning edition

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'Mornin
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I'm fashing out so let's get this nazi party started
I'm gassing kikes, gypsies, faggots, blacks, and the retarded

Get this oven started on the night of long knives
Everybody's stoked when uncle Adolf arrives
Sendin' counter signals to all of the reds
We'll be lookin' fashy with our goose stepping friends

did they kill cripples
>tfw no deaf gf

good morning people

from transcribeme? I read their whole FAQ pdf but I haven't given the exam yet..

same

Croatia is missing out for barely being present here.

good morning, glories.

I tried them and I don't get how to set quotation marks. Found smth about it in the FAQ?

I think they're just asking you to know basic quotation mark rules for most of their work

yet the exam seems simple enough but being precautionary in nature, I'm searching for a way to retake it if it goes wrong and I fail it

maybe should I make a new paypal just in case? haven't decided yet

morning fellow savages

mornin', love.
god bless the queen

>tfw haven't fapped in 10 days
Don't ever fall in love lads.

>I'm searching for a way to retake it if it goes wrong and I fail it
just try a diff site at that point
from what i remember in the FAQs, after you finish 10 projects, if your score is smth like >15% 'mistakes', you're fired

efendi is that you

n-no

hey this is a good post

also good morning

balc

First fyromian

No, you can retake it once.
I failed in the German once because of the quotation marks.

>in montenegro
>flag is still serbian because???
Morning.

Good morning with this song and its title:

ALBANIA IS CANCELED
SERB WIZARD UNCLE DRAŽA HAS REMOVED ALBANIA FROM PREMISES, NO REFUNDS WILL BE ISSUED

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Never change Serbia

what flag r u supposes to be

i wish we weren't in the NATO
nice dubs
kill me

COMMON
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flag

Because you use your own mobile operator.
When I am abroad and use my mobile data my flag is always Bulgarian, only if I use local wifi it will change.

>what flag r u supposes to be
faggot

LALALALLAALAL I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Oh that's explains it

Dreamt of shitposting without being served justice afterwards uh?

>i wish we weren't in the NATO
wut
but you haven't joined yet, right?

In ca. 2 years youll know :D

Καλημέρα μαλαkές μου!

Montenegro is really in NATO?
Pretty offensive towards Serbia...Monteniggers

whoops my sources just informed


me that were not in the NATO yet

I know, but that 1 retake is annoying. So apart from trying to find ways to retake it, I'm also reading the FAQ when I got time so I'd remember it by heart

their PM(?) admitted taking a bribe from italy to leave yugoslavia (italy promised lots of investment)

...

put it as your desktop (background) image

lol m8 the pdf is like 20 pages long

pasta?

/balc/

not cool son

noice

bust girl

This is why we must never have balkan union, we balkan niggers are too corrupt and all it takes is one fat bribe for civil war and utter destruction

this is the true pasta

youtube.com/watch?v=Hx73uZ9W1wk#t=288

it's forwarded to the right spot

Tldr

>Georgievski becomes the pm responsible for handling our privatization
>Becomes rich
>Realizes he's Bulgarian
>Wants a pro-Bulgarian Macedonia
>Wants to do business with Bulgarians
>Goes to Bulgaria
>The investors try to trick him
>Realizes Bulgarians are scum with no relation to Macedonians
>Stops shilling for Bulgarian annexation

hey you don't reameber when ex-yu
was thing yea thagt was was pterry nice

we need further balkanization

all tghes dibers

>t. evil vulgar warlord

never thought mountain niggers would be such valuable posters 2bh

Hey /balk/

How hard is buying a gun in your countries? Do you generally use them as hobbies like they do in the US?

This faggot posting under montenigger flag ia not crnogorac but some tourist autist. Begone you beast!

thnankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]kk
easy just ask you're local gypips

You just need few neigbors confirm you are not mental and you can have any hunting rifle or pistol. Automatics are a big no

>like they do in the US
if we had the US gun laws, we would be extinct by now, desu

jedi govna jas sam pravi crno gorac

Kurac moj

DON'T
TRIGGER
ME YOU FAVELA MONKEY

why haven;t you annexed cyprus yet
gas pistol is easy to buy.
-real pistol you need a permit for and has to be registered with the local police where ever you go to live. more of less you just say you want it for self defense and they give you the permit
-if you live on a village you can get a (hunting) rifle quite easily, you can say it's for hunting / self defense
-anything bigger is p much impossible to get legally
-if you are former soldier or police officer they give you permits no problem
-it's prob not so hard to buy weapons illegally, but nobody really does it (except maybe mafia thugs)
-i think you also need a permit to buy bullets

boli me uvo

pasta is Italian, this is /balk/ so have some ЮФКA instead

Do you have iufka in your cunt?

what a sad story

#SOFEXIT WHEN?

GDP PER CAPITA 33.400 USD (Top 10 EU)
2M inhabitants
10x a year Levski vs. CSKA
No provinciali
Currency: Sofian

нecaчoвeци

I read recently that 200k Bulgarian civilians have guns

*Currency: Sofianki

no but we have plalacinke

Georgievski lives in Blagoevgrad m8, not sure if he has the opinion of us being scum

all me

Do gypsies sell guns around there?
Never thought about that, the ones we got in western europe generally just bother pickpocketing people, and they barely hold a knife for fighting back if someone tries to take the goods they've stolen back

So it must be like in italy I guess, but I wonder if it really is easy... In italy the laws are fucked up, I wish it would be like switzerland

That figures, bud

Read my nickname, I'm no monkey my kublai khan friend

Gas pistols are a trending thing in germany right now

I wonder why they just can't buy real guns
It's sad the EU has so narrow laws when it comes to arming yourself, if you're not a police officer you just can't defend yourself nowadays anymore
Buying it illegally must be your easier choice then, I suppose

Very interesting data

I like guns at a whole, but it doesnt seem like a cultural thing across the west when it comes to places outside of the US
I thought it would be easier getting a gun around the balkans because you had a few wars during the last 20 years, so you possibly could still have some culture towards it since you had to survive the conflicts and learn self defence at a young age

Maybe things get to chance in the next years, no one knows how we could protect ourselves against the barbarian hordes

hehhehehehhehehhehehehhhehehehhhehehehehehehhehheheehhheehehehhhehheh

Is it good weather in September in Montenegro? Im planning a trip then.
Do I have to be careful with mountain regions? Are they populated with Serbian Chetnik Guerrilas in the woods?

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we also have palachinki, it's just the slav word for pancakes

>Read my nickname
fuck off back to plebbit, kraut.

When we became Nato member 15 years ago they said 'Reduce your army if you want to join and destroy your SCUDs'. We reduced the army, having now therefore a police of 100k men (more than Germany with 10x less population), the SCUDs are hidden in bases.

russians call them блин, idk about ukranians

they sell every thing but i still wanna kill them and send them back to poo in loo land

never come in augst or july it will be berry croweded
and in september its a bit chilly

oh okay

>pancakes
pancakes are actual cakes
what we have is flapjacks

>idk about ukranians

probably блiн or something, lol

>1.9 out of 2m have seljak parents or grandparents

>there are people in this thread who wouldn't want a top tier serbian gf


I pity you

#COФEКCИT

still way better than "korenjak SOFJANEC" ot MLADOST 5

>ANYTHING SERBIAN

YOU SHALL NOT BACKSTAB US AGAIN, OH SON OF BULGARIA

I wonder how that could be a huge problem in the future

It makes me worried looking at turkey and realizing in our time and age a police force could actually fight a real army if they ally themselves to civilians

Nato doesnt do a major favor for anyone
If civilians can't legally bear arms, things could be easily out of control in the next couple of years

nah, in Turkey the army simply did not want to fight seriously

police has no chance against military weapons

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>the SCUDs are hidden in bases.

that's bullshit, they were destroyed along with our sovereignty

There are tons of parallels between early Hitler and Erdogan. First a joke, then a plague. I think war is a very likely scenario, just how and who is not quiet clear.

I will dance this on your grave, infidel

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No, most of them are still here.

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if that's true I hope that someone is secretly keeping them active and maintained

rockets are awesome, they are the reason why Israel has not annexed Lebanon yet

the solution to all Balkan problems comes through Serbia

a small stain on the map, a giant pain for mankind

I hope this is ironic

also nothing against Serbia, there are plenty of girls in Bulgaria who look like that and they are all ugly as death

the tan and the mania for big lips are truly the mark of a subhuman gypsy

R8 the only Serb I have ever scored in my life

jewbook/jelena.danicic.5

STOP POSTING

>jelena.danicic.5

pretty good