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new game: post pictures of yourself that don't include your face

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BIT quiet in here

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I'M SLAMMIN NIGGAS LIKE SHAQUILLE
SHIT IS REAL
WHEN ITS TIME TO EAT A MEAL
I ROB AND STEAL

is this the first meme?

The first meme in recorded history, yes. Some say it made Napoleon so upset he kicked a dog.

howling

did /brit/ exist in the 1800's

Yeah that was the first bruce

>anarchy
They'd be happy if that were the case.

shut the fuck up cracker

Yeah mate and this is a British political cartoon intended for a British audience.

Do you think the 5-day work week will end within our lifetimes?

Preferably before I kill myself to escape the misery of wageslavery.

dunno but your lifetime can end within the time of the 5 day work week

>when the cute, invariably nervous, petite Greek MSc student who usually trembles and stutters and is unable to maintain eye contact with you sends you an e-mail and it begins with "Dear Dr. Lastname" instead of "Hi Firstname" like most e-mails you get from other students

Woken up lads

Head is in such a fucking mess I'm going to drink chamomile tea before work

good point

>lists "equality" as an evil thing
wtf I love 1792 now

literally have never properly formatted an email in my life

put your penis inside her vagina then

easy now lad, don't wanna get too crazy

Wanked my willy

wouldn't expect a mick to do anything properly in their lives

who wouldn't say "dear Dr xyz".

you don't refer to a doctor by their first name unless you're kind of invited to do so.

Classes exist for a reason 2bqh

dont talk shit, fatty bum bum

or when it's doctor dre

Tonnup tunnup

It seems to happen all the time in postgraduate courses where the groups are tiny and contact more regular. Particularly with younger staff like me (I'm 30).

I don't approve tbqh but that's how it is.

Me licky boom boom down

what are you a doctor of

oc lads

*crawls towards you*

agh pleeeez deddy wont you tike us to the droive-in, all 6, 7 of us, 8, noine, 10

On the bus lads

Work work work work work

:(

what are you a doctor of?

dinoasaurs

Fingering young greek students

Doing a poo before work

how an you be a doctor of that they're all dead

or do you just work on crocoddiles and komodo dragons

>not holding it and doing it as soon as you get there so you get paid to shit

Good old Churchill

got paid to jack off many a time 2bh

think i'll have a wagewank tomorrow

I am Greek

prehistoric banter

Hello I am here to ruin your morning

Triassic era banter here

Help me brothers

i am sad

bit sad innit

think you accidentally typed an r haha

would make sense cos its right next to the e

whatcha need

why?

It is a bad thing
People believing otherwise is the triumph of the mediocre, of the herd.
Equality is for cud chewing grazers waiting for slaughter.

good

hat

>People believing otherwise is the triumph of the mediocre, of the herd.
>Equality is for cud chewing grazers waiting for slaughter.

you're british right?

how can everything be equal when there are newtonian and non-newtonian fluids????

hmm
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reminder to ignore yanks in /brit/

>People believing otherwise is the triumph of the mediocre, of the herd.
>Equality is for cud chewing grazers waiting for slaughter.

Darn tootin, 'lad'

Yes because he is from the British isles

going to work bye

Ah yes, because the animals we with to emulate the most are the slack jawed grass munchers, or at least that's what the masses would prefer.
Everyone is terrified of their neighbor but you have nothing to fear from a fat cow.

see
see

>Equality exists
Greatest meme ever told

reminder that brits are sheepfuckers

>Ah yes, because the animals we with to emulate the most are the slack jawed grass munchers, or at least that's what the masses would prefer.
>Everyone is terrified of their neighbor but you have nothing to fear from a fat cow.

>Equity exists
Not havin it

Wales

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was not expecting to actually say why but i get bad moods and say things i dont mean to people who care about me, made a good friend cry

Equality is impossible. Read Otto Rank.

The fact is Google is a welsh conspiracy

>fancy friends gf
>she admitted the same to me when drunk

What does one do in this situation. Don't want to fuck my friend over.

Seems intractable. Do I flee the country?

How does Tim Byrne have all the shit in his apartment and what is going to happen to him when he gets evicted?

bomb a mosque

don't act on it. you will lose all of your friends.

Even if they broke up you'd be a shitty mate if you dated her.

Tell him. He'll appreciate your honesty

don't skimp out of my well deserved (you)s, sheepfucker.

normie please, maybe go to coronation street and ask jason for a moral compass

me and the bf

FOY to the Yank who looked up "sheep porn"

theory: he'll be stubborn, refuse to move, and ultimately get sectioned.

Yeah ofc. Goes without saying.

Bit of a shit situation though.

When everyone's out together and she gets drunk she always gravitates towards me. Had to tell her to stop doing it repeatedly. Smh

>normie please
hehehe

>implying it's not brits actually wanking it to sheep porn

nothing wrong with it

why are university websites so shit
trying to apply for exchange and there's so much conflicting information

no such thing as gravity you newtonian shill

eating a full Irish before going to sign lads