Daily Europe Terror Thread #1

>It is now daytime across Europe

Good morning European browsers of Sup Forums. In this thread we wait for the attacks to begin.
Post predictions regarding methods, location, victim count, and type of venue - i.e., a church, bar, or concert venue. I hope none of you are killed or maimed today. Godspeed, and good luck to all!

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24 dead in us of A

can i put money on "colonel abu hajar, with the knife, in a major london train station"

Conventional weapons. Cafe.

>abu hajar
>making anything properly

I vote for chemical explosion in a train station in the Netherlands

i bet on germoney , those krauts can't into intelligence

what is "conventional weapons" to you

i never said there'd be any casualties but maybe some severe lacerations

>New Zealand education

БУК.

killing people with trees? damn risky bet

I'll make my prediction Cluedo style:

Mohammed in a Brussels cafe with a machete

>he's never heard of arboreal warfare
ISHYGDDT

X meet up, small british town. 20~ death, 10~ injured.

Nice tier attack.

>small british town
nothing good or bad has or ever will happen in a small british town

Germany, minor shootout in the south

issi burn grek island

Shooting in Berlin, 9 dead

Plane shot down by SAM, crash with no survivors.

Alrights mates place your bets, where's the next attack going to be?

Germany, France, UK, Netherlands, Belgium?

My bet's on the UK

I'm not doing your homework Mohammed

It will be in belgium today. 10 dead

i want it to be the UK but I feel like it'll be france again sadly

i mean how else do you completely demoralize a nation by attacking them once every week or even more often

UK, it's "too quiet" there
My bet is 16

>meanwhile in Poland

France
They are not on the same probability scale you know

poland is left out of everything

UK, the things are too peaceful there. I don't think they will attack London, so my bet is on Liverpool, Manchester, Edinburg or Glasgow

My bets on ISIS throw a curve ball and attack Birmingham.

UK has been quiet but France has a streak going. If I had to rank the odds I'd say France is the favourite, followed by UK and Germany on equal chances.

There was a time when all of this made me feel bad, but that was months ago. Is there such thing as a tragedy that doesn't seem farcical with enough time/repetition?

If it happens frequently enough, people will become numb to the pain.

The next big attack will be in France again, while the UK and Germany will have to settle for lesser attacks with single digit casualties.

yes, first as a tragedy then as a farce, garl margs xD

I bet my dubs on UK

i heard poland is safer now (or at least was) because all the criminals moved to EU countries

Dubs confirm location of next terror attack
My guess is at the DNC convention
or the Rio Olympics

truly the voice of a generation

Germany

maybe
which city though?

that's some startup ideas you brought here

>France and Germany on winning streak

funny and horrifying at the same time

the Cologne region
dont remember the name but it has extremely high numbers of muslims and they even stopped reporting crime rates there as in only region of germany

Is Poland safe?

I bet the UK has lone wolf attacks every day but their media and government covers it up. Just the other day two ar*bs failed at kidnapped an airman near some RAF base and the story disappeared completely when the cops had to come out and say that they were looking for two middle eastern looking men who were probably connected to a larger terrorist cell.

If you can't remember the name, then it wouldn't be Munich then, I'd presume?

I'm guessing train attack. France likely.

Surprise but possible contenders:
- UK
- Netherlands
- Greece

>Greece
y tho

poland so poor we can't afford radicals

There have been attacks on Turkey. Greece is right next door. They also take in refugees, but I guess richer countries are more popular for attacks.

I dunno mate, I'm not a terrorist.

Pretty sure ISIS is going to have a suicide bomber attack a Pokemon Go meet up or something.

>Just the other day two ar*bs failed at kidnapped an airman near some RAF base and the story disappeared completely
Good. The worst thing the media can do is report on shit like that.

Munich is nowhere near Cologne you fucktard.

Scotland is so chill terrorists usually can't be bothered. The attack we did have only the terrorists were hurt.

France
They don't seem to have any way of dealing with it pro-actively :(

That's what you get for defending the islamic ottoman empire in 1875 from the ruskies, France and UK.
Sweet karma.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_Am_Flight_103

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it's really quite sad, isn't it?
Alas, these are the consequences of having a country whose populace is at THE VERY LEAST 5%, but more likely to be more than 10% Muslim

Yeah, I honestly don't mind the French and all, but they really need to start kicking in doors at 4am and squeezing some nuts.

how did the story disappear? even the Beeb were reporting on that. And you still see stuff about it in newspapers.

Also in 1853-1856

I guess he knows your country better than you do.

do you guys think this will ever stop or will we slowly turn into south africa where people dont even go outside their cars

brb setting up a business, cheers for the idea fäm

Don't worry, Western Europeans! We will help you when The Purge comes!

Merkel will be hanged for high treason soon.

UK and Spain are getting by without any trouble.
What happened?

A mudslime got arrested 2 days ago for possesing bomb materials. I'd say our government has everything under control. The pope arrives today, if someone wants to blow shit up, I'd say it's the perfect time considering all the non-whites roaming around Kraków now.

Daily reminder that 44 people are murdered (QI talk about murder) a day in the USA

UK have better security services than most of Europe. That's the only reason. There have been hundreds of plots foiled since the London bombings.

These hings happen when your country has 330,000,000 people living in it.
Also, more than 50% of those murders are blacks killing blacks. That's am ethnic group that's been in this country for quite some time. Most of the murderers in your country are immigrants who want to kill French people. There is a difference.

I guess the IRA actually ended up serving some kind of purpose in the long run

Number have nothing to do with it, a event the size of the Bataclan would have caused 140*6 = 840 deaths, which is 19 days.

> those murders are blacks killing blacks
No excuse, quite a lot of the victims of our mass murders (Nice, Bataclan) were also Arabs. (Nice is near the Mediterranean while Paris is, well, Paris)

>Most of the murderers in your country are immigrants who want to kill French people.
And only a infinitely small percentage of this immigrants act on doing it. If only 1% of 800 000 Syrians were rapists, there would have been much more noise and crime in Germany.

I guess that was a silver lining. The Spanish are probably fairly well equipped after dealing with the ETA as well.

The bigger thing you have to watch for are the kids of the immigrants. Most of the people actually coming over remember what their desert shithole was like, and accept or at least tolerate their new culture. Kids on the other hand, become edge lords.

Germany 100% sure

>A FUCKING EUROPE

Hope It's Italy to be honest, 10 death. We need this wake up call.

We actually screened the rapefugees we took in though, sure we do have lots of pakis but they seem to be a bit more docile than whatever they have on the continent.

That's right, which is why an effort needs to be done on that.

The Guardia Civil is pretty shitty though, 250K policemen for 55 millions armed with Shotguns and Assault Rifle for normal patrol duty, it's American-tier police

How can a continent filled with cuckolds smugly and unironically calle themselves the best place on earth when you can't even play south park properly?

I wouldn't mind eating some tawas
But yeah Europe is pretty gay you're right

>atacking their own FOB

muslims are stupid but come on, not THAT stupid

There aren't any Muslims in the UK you dipshit

I dont have a smug enough pic to answer you

The entire city of England is a no-go zone you fool

Get educated

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>mfw when when

>There aren't any Muslims in the UK you dipshit

i am glad to be japanese. there is no muslims or refugees in japan.

it needs to happen here

5 (five) (You)'s

Yeah that's good but you have to face the fact that there are a hell lot of Japanese tho

No point attacking people who are already letting you win without a contest.

>i was merely pretending to be average american

That's what we are doing since Charlie hebdo but it doesn't work we have too much stupid muslims

Sweden needs a wakeup bomb or 2.
Pls allah

I-it's t-true

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It's taking over me - (youuuuuuuuu)

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