Good morning European browsers of Sup Forums. In this thread we wait for the attacks to begin. Post predictions regarding methods, location, victim count, and type of venue - i.e., a church, bar, or concert venue. I hope none of you are killed or maimed today. Godspeed, and good luck to all!
can i put money on "colonel abu hajar, with the knife, in a major london train station"
Wyatt Mitchell
Conventional weapons. Cafe.
Liam Young
>abu hajar >making anything properly
Carter Ramirez
I vote for chemical explosion in a train station in the Netherlands
Andrew Lewis
i bet on germoney , those krauts can't into intelligence
David Bailey
what is "conventional weapons" to you
Xavier Jackson
i never said there'd be any casualties but maybe some severe lacerations
Isaac Collins
>New Zealand education
Liam Mitchell
БУК.
Alexander Kelly
killing people with trees? damn risky bet
Justin Walker
I'll make my prediction Cluedo style:
Mohammed in a Brussels cafe with a machete
Connor Butler
>he's never heard of arboreal warfare ISHYGDDT
Jeremiah Garcia
X meet up, small british town. 20~ death, 10~ injured.
Nice tier attack.
Zachary Clark
>small british town nothing good or bad has or ever will happen in a small british town
Christopher Peterson
Germany, minor shootout in the south
Nolan Hernandez
issi burn grek island
Luis Lee
Shooting in Berlin, 9 dead
Michael Torres
Plane shot down by SAM, crash with no survivors.
Hudson Martinez
Alrights mates place your bets, where's the next attack going to be?
Germany, France, UK, Netherlands, Belgium?
My bet's on the UK
Carter Ross
I'm not doing your homework Mohammed
Tyler Clark
It will be in belgium today. 10 dead
Juan Taylor
i want it to be the UK but I feel like it'll be france again sadly
i mean how else do you completely demoralize a nation by attacking them once every week or even more often
Carson Cooper
UK, it's "too quiet" there My bet is 16
Josiah Ortiz
>meanwhile in Poland
Eli Perry
France They are not on the same probability scale you know
Bentley Perez
poland is left out of everything
Noah Lewis
UK, the things are too peaceful there. I don't think they will attack London, so my bet is on Liverpool, Manchester, Edinburg or Glasgow
Jonathan Wright
My bets on ISIS throw a curve ball and attack Birmingham.
Evan Perry
UK has been quiet but France has a streak going. If I had to rank the odds I'd say France is the favourite, followed by UK and Germany on equal chances.
There was a time when all of this made me feel bad, but that was months ago. Is there such thing as a tragedy that doesn't seem farcical with enough time/repetition?
William Long
If it happens frequently enough, people will become numb to the pain.
Lucas Wood
The next big attack will be in France again, while the UK and Germany will have to settle for lesser attacks with single digit casualties.
Easton Taylor
yes, first as a tragedy then as a farce, garl margs xD
Brayden Williams
I bet my dubs on UK
Ryan Hughes
i heard poland is safer now (or at least was) because all the criminals moved to EU countries
Jaxon Anderson
Dubs confirm location of next terror attack My guess is at the DNC convention or the Rio Olympics
Jason Diaz
truly the voice of a generation
Ryan King
Germany
Parker Price
maybe which city though?
Benjamin Taylor
that's some startup ideas you brought here
Anthony Garcia
>France and Germany on winning streak
funny and horrifying at the same time
Jayden Ward
the Cologne region dont remember the name but it has extremely high numbers of muslims and they even stopped reporting crime rates there as in only region of germany
Jeremiah Lopez
Is Poland safe?
Easton Parker
I bet the UK has lone wolf attacks every day but their media and government covers it up. Just the other day two ar*bs failed at kidnapped an airman near some RAF base and the story disappeared completely when the cops had to come out and say that they were looking for two middle eastern looking men who were probably connected to a larger terrorist cell.
Jaxon Davis
If you can't remember the name, then it wouldn't be Munich then, I'd presume?
James Young
I'm guessing train attack. France likely.
Surprise but possible contenders: - UK - Netherlands - Greece
Jace Sanchez
>Greece y tho
Isaac Nguyen
poland so poor we can't afford radicals
Jack Rogers
There have been attacks on Turkey. Greece is right next door. They also take in refugees, but I guess richer countries are more popular for attacks.
I dunno mate, I'm not a terrorist.
Easton Jenkins
Pretty sure ISIS is going to have a suicide bomber attack a Pokemon Go meet up or something.
Jackson Reyes
>Just the other day two ar*bs failed at kidnapped an airman near some RAF base and the story disappeared completely Good. The worst thing the media can do is report on shit like that.
Munich is nowhere near Cologne you fucktard.
Cameron Davis
Scotland is so chill terrorists usually can't be bothered. The attack we did have only the terrorists were hurt.
Anthony Adams
France They don't seem to have any way of dealing with it pro-actively :(
Michael Murphy
That's what you get for defending the islamic ottoman empire in 1875 from the ruskies, France and UK. Sweet karma.
it's really quite sad, isn't it? Alas, these are the consequences of having a country whose populace is at THE VERY LEAST 5%, but more likely to be more than 10% Muslim
Ethan Hughes
Yeah, I honestly don't mind the French and all, but they really need to start kicking in doors at 4am and squeezing some nuts.
Parker Davis
how did the story disappear? even the Beeb were reporting on that. And you still see stuff about it in newspapers.
Henry Kelly
Also in 1853-1856
Jacob Diaz
I guess he knows your country better than you do.
Michael Bell
do you guys think this will ever stop or will we slowly turn into south africa where people dont even go outside their cars
Jacob Lee
brb setting up a business, cheers for the idea fäm
Anthony Harris
Don't worry, Western Europeans! We will help you when The Purge comes!
Merkel will be hanged for high treason soon.
Anthony Bailey
UK and Spain are getting by without any trouble. What happened?
Ryan Murphy
A mudslime got arrested 2 days ago for possesing bomb materials. I'd say our government has everything under control. The pope arrives today, if someone wants to blow shit up, I'd say it's the perfect time considering all the non-whites roaming around Kraków now.
Adrian Myers
Daily reminder that 44 people are murdered (QI talk about murder) a day in the USA
Owen Sanchez
UK have better security services than most of Europe. That's the only reason. There have been hundreds of plots foiled since the London bombings.
Jayden Phillips
These hings happen when your country has 330,000,000 people living in it. Also, more than 50% of those murders are blacks killing blacks. That's am ethnic group that's been in this country for quite some time. Most of the murderers in your country are immigrants who want to kill French people. There is a difference.
Mason Robinson
I guess the IRA actually ended up serving some kind of purpose in the long run
Caleb Phillips
Number have nothing to do with it, a event the size of the Bataclan would have caused 140*6 = 840 deaths, which is 19 days.
> those murders are blacks killing blacks No excuse, quite a lot of the victims of our mass murders (Nice, Bataclan) were also Arabs. (Nice is near the Mediterranean while Paris is, well, Paris)
>Most of the murderers in your country are immigrants who want to kill French people. And only a infinitely small percentage of this immigrants act on doing it. If only 1% of 800 000 Syrians were rapists, there would have been much more noise and crime in Germany.
Dominic Sanders
I guess that was a silver lining. The Spanish are probably fairly well equipped after dealing with the ETA as well.
Cooper Parker
The bigger thing you have to watch for are the kids of the immigrants. Most of the people actually coming over remember what their desert shithole was like, and accept or at least tolerate their new culture. Kids on the other hand, become edge lords.
Ryder Torres
Germany 100% sure
Jordan Bennett
>A FUCKING EUROPE
Wyatt Wood
Hope It's Italy to be honest, 10 death. We need this wake up call.
Robert Hall
We actually screened the rapefugees we took in though, sure we do have lots of pakis but they seem to be a bit more docile than whatever they have on the continent.
Samuel Jackson
That's right, which is why an effort needs to be done on that.
The Guardia Civil is pretty shitty though, 250K policemen for 55 millions armed with Shotguns and Assault Rifle for normal patrol duty, it's American-tier police
Lincoln Peterson
How can a continent filled with cuckolds smugly and unironically calle themselves the best place on earth when you can't even play south park properly?
Jordan Powell
I wouldn't mind eating some tawas But yeah Europe is pretty gay you're right
James Davis
>atacking their own FOB
muslims are stupid but come on, not THAT stupid
Isaac Baker
There aren't any Muslims in the UK you dipshit
Kayden Myers
I dont have a smug enough pic to answer you
Ryan Howard
The entire city of England is a no-go zone you fool
Get educated
Colton Wood
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Jack Nelson
>mfw when when
Brandon Morales
>There aren't any Muslims in the UK you dipshit
Aiden Martinez
i am glad to be japanese. there is no muslims or refugees in japan.
Grayson Lewis
it needs to happen here
Blake Morris
5 (five) (You)'s
Brody Edwards
Yeah that's good but you have to face the fact that there are a hell lot of Japanese tho
Chase Allen
No point attacking people who are already letting you win without a contest.
Luke Richardson
>i was merely pretending to be average american
Matthew Nelson
That's what we are doing since Charlie hebdo but it doesn't work we have too much stupid muslims